its official:/ results are out on friday 2.30 pm. do yall want to stay over at my house on thursday night?:/

CHING AGREES TOO!!!

hello i was just talking to ching and she agrees on what me and wendy agreed on
:):):):)
anyway i donno why she is online at this time it can only mean she is slacking on her job
i want to reiterate that 1ndones1a is a v safe place
look at me! im alive and kicking but i know yall will not go anyway
you are missing out on good and cheap food!
hongkong/taiwan/korea/shanghai still top choices?

hello today on the way to the chinese church conference i sat in between my two 5 yr old cousins and listened to them converse
this is dan's version of a knock-knock joke

dan: knock knock
josh: who's there?
d: diaper!
j: diaper who?
d: diaper! but another diaper's coming later *giggles violently*

?????

i really dont get it

d: my mum said 'skinny' means big. my mom is skinny.
HAHA. then he said: you are skinny
and he said i was so big i could eat him and climb mountains
but God could defeat me cos God can defeat giants -_-
then he said " dead means ...passed away" and nodded very solemnly
haha he's v cute
ok i realize josh is barely mentioned but he's cute too

people! decide if yall are goin to hk OR korea OR shanghai OR all three so i can ask my dad about lodging
indonesia is good too
i guarantee free lodging and transport and uber cheap food

cny

happy cny babies my baby cousins all said that i've become fatter. and my grandma also. but my grandma didn't tell me straight in the face. it was more like my cousin telling me that she was complaining that she was fat. then my grandma said 'mei you la fei de shi ying ying' very good. IT IS A SIGN.

newaes max you are getting shitloads funnier omg seriously. i still remember yakult woman very long ago. but for me it was yakult man. and he would take the lift to the 24th floor (yes i used to live the high life hahha how funny) to sell his yakults and we would always buy. and there used to be a goat milk man also. but now i dn see alot of goat milks cycling around.

anyway. tomorrow. come to my house. any of you at anytime of the day. i will be at home. my parents will be at home. there will be lots of food that will make up for the measly angpao that you will be getting because i said i got alot alot of friends coming so my parents probably like split 2 bucks among ten friends. of course i bet tomorrow only like 2 pple will show up.

my cousins are very cute and they are not shy with me anymore and zi dong hug me and dun cry when they see me.

i smell urine my dog is around. goodbye.

hello everyone omg omg i just got back from launa beach
and i have two red stripes running down my arms
bcos i very cleverly sat for 1 hour in the sun without first putting on sunblock
to be fair i hadnt expected to be sitting in the sun for one hour
anw the 4 of us woke up rlly early and drove to lb
where we ate 2 days worth of food at this place called las brisas
which has heavenly bacon, omelettes, and waffles
then one of my cousins friends went to get her haircut
while the rest chilled at the beach
it was ok while we were on the beach but like half an hour after we left we all turned horrendously red
then we went to fashion island which is this humongous shopping compound
but i wasnt rlly in the mood to shop
but that being said i still bought LOTS of stuff
my God i rlly have no control over my impulses
then after that we went to south coast plaza..another gigantic mall
haiz but i guess once uv seen one uv seen them all and all the malls/outlets/compounds start looking the same to me
but it was a rlly fun trip lah cos my cousins friends are super funny
and keep telling us funny stories
ok i have to go nurse my lobster arms now

HAHAH max your story is damn cute.
and omg the massage. i know la. i felt damn awkward the first time i did it.
and she actually MASSAGED my boobs. she didnt just SEE them omg.
ok this is kinda gross.

hello everyone if yall are going shanghai instead we can get free lodging
and possibly free transport
AND HAPPY CNY!

i have been home alone with my 2 cousins the entire week cos the rest went to florida.
they're coming back tmr and i dont want to see my grandma again!
but its cny! so angbaos?? hoho.
I WILL NOT SPEND IT. I WILL NOT SPEND IT.I WILL NOT SPEND IT.I WILL NOT SPEND IT.I WILL NOT SPEND IT.I WILL NOT SPEND IT.I WILL NOT SPEND IT.I WILL NOT SPEND IT.I WILL NOT SPEND IT.I WILL NOT SPEND IT.I WILL NOT SPEND IT.I WILL NOT SPEND IT.I WILL NOT SPEND IT.I WILL NOT SPEND IT.I WILL NOT SPEND IT.

HI LETS MEET UP ON CHINESE NEW YEAR

why do i get this feeling nobody checks this

Hey ya'll :)

I'm so glad that it's CNY! now i got money. coz unlike you guys i don't have a steady job. or four. in bessie's case. haha. i'm giving tuition now to 3 kids, possibly four. and i only charge 25 an hour i feel like the biggest loser on earth. altho. i'm supposed to get like 200 a week from just 2 students it still sucks coz if i had a job that paid 7 an hr i would be earning more and spending less... coz i got no time to spend it. coz i got to work for so long :( and now there are weird ppl singing weird songs outside my house. it's like the carolling ghouls. except it's not christmas it's CNY TMD. sometimes it's damn annoying to live on the 1st floor. the 3rd floor doesn't get HALF as much traffic as i do. and i cannot walk around my house in a sports bra coz everytime the yakult woman cycles over i have to hide and call my grandma to get the door.

anw i'm rlly happy with my vday! :)

ok so first i surprised andreu at his hse with breakfast! i bought hotcakes from mac's for him coz that's his fav brekkie den he was soo surprised and we ate brekkie in his living room while watching justice league unlimited on kids central! yayy. cos he just woke up and he hasn't cut his hair since the a levels his hair looked like a parrot's head. hoho. v funny. anw anw. uhm aft that i brought us for a full body massage at suvien's mom's place. v weirdd but i'm now better friends with suwee (her sister) than suvien! wasn't v close to suvien aft cheerleading stopped la... anw suwee's damn cool i was a bit scared of her last time in rg coz like when someone's a sec 4 and you're a sec 3 it's a damn big deal somehow HAHA.

oh ya anw so the massage was damn shiok!! budden you must strip! oh budden they'll cover you with a towel so you're decent BUDDEN the woman turned me over after a while and she saw all my boobies!! >< aiya nvm. we are all women. and i make it sound like i have 6 breasts. ANW. YA aft the massage he got a pedi and i got a mani hahaha omg it's damn gross they sloughed off SO MUCH DEAD SKIN FROM HIS FOOT. she used this contraption that looked like a potato peeler that worked pretty much like a potato peeler. ew. i got red nails :)

den he brought me to this place for dinner which was very expensive so we were supposed to only eat one dish and share and one dessert. OKAY NO one dish each and one dessert for me coz i've been craving creme brulee and this place is supposed to be famous for it. DEN. WE WENT DERE. AND THEY ONLY SERVE SET MEAL THAT NIGHT NO ALA CARTE NO ANYTHING ELSE DEN SO PAISEH CANNOT ASK THEM TO GIVE DISCOUNT IF WE ONLY WANT MAIN COURSE AND DESSERT COZ EVERYONE THERE WAS CARRYING EITHER A LV SHOPPING BAG OR A GUCCI ONE . and the set meal for 2 is 160 +++ ppl use two plus enuff alr they must use 3 dammit. anw since we were stuck there boh pian must eat everything. they took 3 hours in total to serve their soup, in-betweens, main course and dessert coz it was so crowded but the food was damn shiok la seriously.

1. nv go to an expensive restaurant for dinner (their lunch is 20+++!!!)
2. nv go on a special occasion.
3. nv make reservations with a dumb waitress.

and we only wanted to go there for their dessert. but the last part made up for it when the manager found out that we rlly wanted to have the creme brulee and him being so proud of his creme brulee went and made one for us on the house!! i feel so guilty for spending so much money... i'm so glad cny's coming so i can fatten up my bank acct again...

hey hey hey! i was thinking of going to shanghai again in june... w/o tour guide i can bring you guys arnd!! are you guys damn sure you wanna go to hk/ korea?

hello everyone. 21 choices strawberry champagne frozen yoghurt is gastronomic heaven...when yall come to LA you shld try it! today i ate out with my 2 cousins! haha 3 single girls celebrating valentine's...it was fun though. im so happy my eldest cousin is here.. 3 is always better than 2 =)))
anyway..i keep spending money =((( i always thought i was quite wise about financial stuff but apparently not..i just buy lots of stuff i never use/wear. OMG. i think my parents shld close down my bank acct.
i started driving lessons again and i tell you i better pass this time. i switched instructors and its costing me a BOMB. but i can feel myself improving already. on another note my cousin is crazy she drives 90 on the freeway which translates to abt 140 kmh..the other cousin is like the exact opposite cos she just got into an accident and she tries to keep 60. haha which is rlly slow

AND LING THANKS FOR REPLYING MY SMS

this is ching in unbridled laughter

hello

this is the funniest thing i've seen in a long while

RAIN

ahh check out rain singing in chinese http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JqCySn1EJO0
im melting
and he's so cute in this one! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZinFqjyQKR4
WHY IS MY PICTURE SO SMALL!

tsk tsk

situ bi is gorgeous

chinger cheer up

hello everyone i lost my phone at my workplace.actually i didnt lose it because as you all know i have not lost my wallet or handphone before for 19 years already.the only expensive thing that i have ever lost before is my creativemp3player which again was stolen in ri band room

but anyway i really v v v v angry with myself for losing the phone because right now i need my phone very badly

i need to contact chan t3r you about my corne!! app and now i lost his contact number

i need to reply b because we were in the middle of a sms conversation

i need to meet tf later

half the world's contacts are in my phone

i cannot check my reflection in the camera

i lost all my photos and messages and reminders

all my period dates and contact lens dates are in the calendar of my phone




i really v v v v v v v v v v v v v frustrated ): ): ): ): ): and i need to call somebody to cry right now but i dont have my phone i cannot drag the company phone into the toilet to cry and anyway i dont have the numbers i cannot call anyone.even my mum is not picking up my call


the person who took my phone, i curse you ____________________________________

please fill in the blank for me just to make me happy can.the worse the curse the happier i will be omg i crying in the recreational room HAHAH I NEED MY PHONE I VERY STRESSED MY CORNE!! SHIT WILL DIE HOW?

gloria even if i wanted to fight i wont win yu in dominating gb yu already have 10 entries in a row. ok updates on my life too so i currently have 4 jobs ok the seafood place is not really counted anymore the other 3 are k***, h***** d*** and i***** c******* oh yeah announcement this is an open invitation for yall to come visit me at my last two workplaces cos my colleagues all get visitors and i dun have any is not good for my self-esteem okays. uh so far the k*** one is okay i have two colleagues one from tj one from vj theyre very nice and can talk to and we're slowly getting more siao so it should get more fun and as yu can see from my mass emails its not very tough yet and my boss sends us all kinds of shit yu know the forwarded email stuff that i sent yall and marks them as confidential and high importance then after he send he will come by our stations and insist we read it on the spot-_- and the seniors bring us for nice lunches around the areas our lunch break is 2 hours long. i havent started at i.c. yet but it should be fun and can pple-watch if yu want to know abt h/d yu can visit my personal blog that is actually for z only but nvm i extend readership to yall dun worry there is no mushy stuff

oh ya i have been having driving lessons and ytd i drove on the road and its very scary plus my instructor is very impatient so when he hurries me i get nervous and everybody horns me like nobodys business i feel like giving them the finger and the clutch pedal is very troublesome but its fun and i look forward to lessons. i just wish i had a manual car to practise at home

er thats abt it. ive been sick for 4 weeks (ever since i started work at h/d) cos of the free ice cream after work i eat abt 2-3 scoops everytime the most ever was 4 and i felt like puking after that. zit can tell yu abt h/d's company policy when it comes to scooping ice cream. but dun worry come visit me and i will be generous:D

hello people please help me decide!!
this

or this!

or this!!

ok first. wendy and ling i love u! thank u very much and keep up e good work.

2nd. ling. u are working at l** & l** why do u want a new job.

and wendy i was just reading about how to leave ur job gracefully and the article says quit in e middle of e week. and er. ur boss sounds really gangster..if possible ur new job can be working for the p*lice as *ndercover agent at e cafe

ok! hope u find ppl to visit during cny and im sorry to be pushing down wlh and wz

hello

hello my best friends.

I GOT NEW JOB!!!! but i cannot say what it is online because i will get sacked immediately.

LET'S MEET UP. AT LAO DI FANG. EVEN THOUGH IT HAS CLOSED DOWN AND HAS BEEN TAKEN OVER BY ANOTHER COMPANY WHICH SERVES EXACTLY THE SAME FOOD AND HAS THE EXACT SAME PAYMENT SYSTEM.

WHO WANTS TO BE TEENY BOPPER WITH ME LET'S SET UP A FAN CLUB FOR UP AND COMING ARTISTES LIKE CHARLOTTE TANG. of course we will also have to play the role of artiste manager. and i bet everyone only wants to be the treasurer as usual.

OK I LOVE YOU ALL MY BOOBS HAVE SHRUNK MY TUMMY AND BUTT HAVE GROWN MY FATS ARE TRAVELLING.

OMG antm cycle 8 starting in 24 days! so excited
and im eating cheesecake factory's choc cake now woah its orgasmic
wow anw my house is gonna be really really crowded this coming thur cos my aunt's coming over with her husband. so that's ten ppl in total. and then a few days later her pastor and his wife's flying over from sg. wow 12 ppl in e house. we shld start stocking up on groceries now
but v good v good i have a pastor on hand when i decide to think abt religious issues

also i have to start gettin used to american portions agn
just now my food arrived and i cld feel my eyes bulge
forgot how big e plates were

ergh so full now

i have just decided on my new year's resolution! even though the new year passed very long ago.

i will work for my money this semester! and HOHOHO i just earned my first 30 bucks editing somebody's essay. althought that person haggled very badly trying to bring the price down to 20. how kiam. he's not even poor. haha but actually i would do that too. anw i think i might try to make a living editing other ppl's essays cos one of my friends does that and he charges 100/essay. which amts to a bloody lot. thats how he pays for all his branded goods. prepare for competition! cos i write better essays and charge less altho now i will raise the price to 50

actually i've been wanting to work for quite some time already.
so when u spend u feel happy instead of guilty.
which i feel almost everytime i go shopping.
yes yes and also cos my dad got wind that all of my friends work except me
and told me to get my lazy ass of my bed and get a job
of cos he didnt use those exact words
but when he learnt that aynie works 3 jobs when she doesnt even need the money
he was like look at aynie!
btw aynie's my friend in LA only berrie and ling have seen her before. at kbox.
where i cldnt sing my humps properly cos berrie kept interrupting
BERRIE WHAT DO U HAVE TO SAY FOR YOURSELF
anw aynie totally does not need to work
i will not reveal her allowance here but she can actually raise me on her allowance
hello aynie u make me look bad
aiya okay so i'll be scouting for jobs
and then i have a yet-to-be-confirmed-one which only lulu knows about and i cannot blog here cos i might get deported!! agagaga

anw anw i must tell everybody abt my first working experience.
that time i only had like what one week left in sg so i was looking in the papers for those case by case jobs. or those offered on a daily basis. and i chanced upon starhub promoter.
yes as in the kind where u stand on the streets and give out flyers. and i had to talk about its new set-top box? whatever cant rmbr. but anw NO ONE BOTHERED TO TELL ME that i dont have a basic wage it was entirely commission-based. and of cos i didnt sell anything and so i didnt get paid at all. haha ok actually i shld have known on my own but i dont rlly mind cos i made a lot of v funny friends and we ate at newton hawker center after that and they interrogated me about my life cos actually i was a newcomer and they knew each other quite well. but seriously i was v impressed cos half the promoters were younger than me but they were v seasoned. i think e next time i go back i'll call them up

HAHAHA wow i was a bloddy delinquent worker. cos i kept leaving my post to buy ice cream and go to 7/11. i think delinquent workers are v funny. of cos if they work for u its not funny anymore but right now i think its funny. and then when i got tired i sat on the benches lining orchard road. oh dear actually i dont deserve to get paid. HAHAHA. then one time the big supervisor came and i saw him walking to me. OMG then i pretended to look v busy cos i thot he was going to scold me then he said: er ur dad wants me to check on u and if u want him to pick u up. woah i rlly died almost. then i said er no i will go home myself how paiseh hello.
and that wasnt all. in the beginning my dad accompanied me to see what the promoter thing was all about and he sat in the office and glared at everybody until he was sure they were not frauds. ok la he didnt glare but he was scanning the place haha nvm la i still love him

ok that was q a long post i think i will go off now
bird ling ching char blog more pls.
wendy berrie can u guys compete with me for gb domination
nina i hope u dont lose pw agn
zit can u come out of e hole u have been hiding in
max u have leave cos u just came back from chai-nah

maxine lam qian er

whew. went for asian new yr rehearsal ytd thank God everything is going fine.
hello max. i missed u. do u know how devastated i was to find that u had gone to china when i came back from indo. our plans to meet were foiled time and time again --> which speaks alot to our loserness la. at least one thing hasnt changed.

eh anyway u snd like u had the awesomest time. wooooo. hongkong/korea in summer! i almost said "everybody hk/korea in summer!" but U KNOW how Everybody is a jinxed word e minute u say it Nobody turns up.

ok la i snd like im writing a personal email to max. let me change my audience to include all of gabbag.












you are all idiots.

HAHAHA

self-entertaining to e max.

okok i'll be back another day to dominate gb

BACK FROM CHAAAAINAAAAH

hello my babes and babies!

just got back from beijing a few days ago. phew it's hot. was facing temperatures around zero just a few days ago! wah i rlly look like a pillow in my photos la. shits. den borrow ski suit from my auntie's fren omg it's her kid's kiddie ski suit look like a baby i swear everyone was laughing at me even andreu. he was like OMG UR ASS IS A PILLOW. thanks tmd. but i ski betta den him so pfffffft :P

it was pretty cool travelling in shanghai and beijing w/o a tour guide. although one day we went on a tour was to the great wall coz it was cheaper to travel all the way out of the city on tour. hated that day. we refused to get off the coach to the jade/tcm/tea/etcetc factories that they brought us to after the great wall.

had the freedom to go wherever we wanted... the lonely planet was our bible man. haha borrow from library wan. hoho. anw we used it to find good places for food... pubs... clubbing... shopping... was a terrific adventure. haha i laughed at dreu when i found out he brought a compass. but it turned out to be damn useful la. especially at night when we're looking for the clubs coz it's pretty dark and fuckin cold... chinese ppl cannot dance. but they're rlly entertaining to watch. it's actually bloody hilarious u all must see for urself. haha. they kinda... oscillate.

took the overland rail from shanghai to beijing. awesome. it was so clean i thought i was in singapore. until i went to the toilet. but anw it was an experience la. 16 hour journey. took a 2 hour bus ride out of the city into the beijing country side to get to the nanshan ski village. artificial snow but good enough la. :) took awesome pics of their countryside... with their powerlines, huge gas stations, and whithered fruit yards and crops... nanshan looks like jb tho, strangely enuff. haha. first day we arrived at nanshan there was a sand storm. very common in beijing's country side apparently. the sand blows in from the gobi desert. freakin cool but kinda scary and gross to haf sand flying around like locusts. looked like a scene from star wars actually. no sand storm at the cabin we stayed at tho! haha funny coz it was snow on one side and sand at the bottom of the mountain.

forbidden city is huge and i was awe-struck. but a little repetitive. go in spring when at least the scenery's gd...climbed a hill next to it to the temple at the top. supposed to be the highest point in beijing wow the view i tell you. breathtakiing. you can see almost the whole beijing city. haha ok fine beijing is as big as belgium it's impossible but you FEEL like u can!

all in all, it was rlly fun la. figuring out how to get to wherever... getting lost and stumbling onto pub streets, shopping streets, food streets... haha watching communist cartoons!! haha they haf this cartoons about little chinese village kids outsmarting dumb japanese troops and another one about chinese imperial court officials beating random angmohs in random things like olympic games. a little scary actually come to think of it.

now i'm back home. where everything's a little too predictable. sigh. wendy!! i wanna go cambodia!! do u guys wanna go too? backpacking :)

i found my username and passwrd!

hey gaabag!
Haha, I finally realized what my password was and now I can blog! So stupid. Omg, my boss just woke me up cos I fell asleep while reading some stupid long report im suppose to edit. Ive been slacking my ass off her and arranging my hotmail contacts! You noe how freakin unmotivated I am here. Goodness. But the ppl here are really nice but they talk about sex all day long. Eh those taking bio how cum no one told me I need to give birth to the placenta after I give birth to a baby? I was quite horrified when I heard that. Hehe. Then my colleague who’s sexy but a bit silly and already with 2 kids said, ‘it’s so big and bloody! It’s like pushing out an organ! Ooo but the baby is so bee-yooo-ti-ful!’she gushed. Haha. She’s super cute!

Eh im going to work at indochine at wisma on weekday nights, rush down after I end this job at 6 and work till 11. anyone tink I’ll drop dead and die? I’m still hung over n sleepy from going to kallang to watch soccer on wed w mannnn (: haha. Just is in army and I miss him! Eh and I found my old super duper long gone blog w Daniel. Goodness. I love you all and Gloria left so fast b4 we could go out tgt ALL OF US. Sian.