UPDATE!!

to make up for pushing max's entry down, i am pushing it up now

hello everybody let's do the twist! anw. my mambo moment aside (NEXT WED LET'S GO!! I HAVE BEEN GOING WITH NINA HAHA V FUN K) how's yaaaaaallllll :) I am presently interning at Johnson and Johnson Medical. No I do not sell baby lotion. They sell medical devices - surgical equipment, diagnostic kits etc. etc. I love working here! The people are so friendly. :) Cos they're sales and marketing ppl la... haha the boss is this australian guy who goes around asking everyone how they're doing and he's really big and fat and jolly like santa from down under hoho. right now i'm doing a lot of admin stuff... filing, packing envelopes etc for the colorectal surgery convention next week! it's supp to be this damn big week-long event and a lot of doctors from asia and australia are coming blah blah sounds quite exciting rit! haha aiya i want any chance to get out of the office la really. the sales ppl in the office are nv arnd coz they're always running arnd singapore doing their PR magic, promoting the product and all that... oh! one damn cool thing - all the sales staff have proper training on how to scrub in coz they're in the operating theatre with the surgeons when they're using jnj products! so cool rit. one of them said that they'll be bringing me into the O.T. when the week's over i'm super excited! already i have seen laproscopic surgery live. that's like surgery with a camera, coz they don't open you up they make small incisions and insert the tools in. minimally invasive is very hawt now. haha. it was a histerectomy (i hope i spelt it right!) like they cut out your uterus or smtg. it was a 60 yr old woman la so yes, i saw a 60 y/o vagina. OMG. ok it's kinda gross. like you can pull your cervix out through your vagina and it looks like you have a dick. OK YOU CANNOT THE SURGEON CAN. anw. ew. ya. then i saw cadavers! but they weren't fresh bodies, they were preserved so the skin is all brown and leathery and the legs were all shrivelled up coz the body dried up... it wasn't very gross. just that the smell of formaldehyde is nauseating to say the least. ya. it was the lower body only la coz it was a workshop for gynaes. i think those with the heads still on are the scariest. SO WENDY THIS IS WHAT U WILL SEE WHEN YOU GO TO NUS MED!! haha qte fun really. get to interact with a lot of doctors when i'm out of the office. very interesting to talk to them and realise what the situation is like now... and hear them talk about their surgeries! ya so you see i am rlly enjoying my internship :) :) oh! and there's this really cute guy too! but he is 29 and looks like he is 19 HAHA. so cute rit. but he got a name that makes him sound like a hongky so let's call him Cute Guy With Hongky Name. CGWHN. forgeddit. anw he's super cute and damn hyper and energetic all the time it's super infectious haha but he's always out of the office while i am stuck here for half the week. :( then there is the REAL hongky. whose desk i have colonised because she is overseas atwhat i heard is her wedding i think she's marrying an angmoh. so that means her eng is good but haha her hongky accent is very cute she REALLY SOUNDS LIKE THE HONGKY TONG MAN!! like, omg. she is a cartoon. normal hongkys don't ACTUALLY sound like the hongky tong man coz he's like super exaggerated la but SHE DOES LEH hahaha damn amusing. OMG. DEN.DENDENDENNNN. THERE IS THE CREEPY COLLEAGUE. he's really just a temp but he sits like OPP me. and he has beady eyes. eeee. and a skin problem like full body eczema or smtg so i'm very afraid of him. AND HE KEEPS TRYING TO BE FRIENDS. omg. i'm very afraid. very very afraid. i'm very cold and unapproachable to him like i won't smile a lot when i talk to him, and when i don't smile i look very fierce which is *thumbs up*, so he won't ask me to go for lunch with him. the 3rd day i was here i found like some mac's strawberry float on my desk when i came back from lunch and i was like 'Creepy Colleague, did you leave smtg on my table?' and he was like 'ya i buy for you wan.' den i was like 'oh. uh. thanks.' and it was very sweet and icky and i didn't like it at all so i threw it away when he wasn't looking :( YA. den on thurs i came into work dead tired and was telling The Secretary that it was coz of mambo on wed. den after i went back to my table he popped over and like leaned in to talk to me (ew.) and was like 'maybe the office very quiet la but i couldn't help but hear you went to mambo last nite? i was dere too! maybe we can find some time, go tgt?' den i was just looking at him with what i hope was fear and was like 'uh i usually go with girls.' den he leaned in even more (double ew.) and said 'even better!' (widening his squinty eyes) and i was like 'UHHH.. WE ARE ALL ATTACHED LA VERY WEIRD HAHA. SORRY.' den he was like orh okay maybe i see you dere next time kind of thing den i was like ya ok sure gooday. ew. ok that's my official update for my work right now! :D haha... after this i might be doing research. anyone want? i got lobang! haha... and got a few projects i think... kk cya'll :) WED MAMBO NIGHT HOR HOR HOR HOR OKAY.

hello everybody! omg omg ytd was a very exciting day.
ok first in the morning my cousin asked: eh 3lectrico is playing today do u want to see?
cos they happened to stopover in LA after their music festival performance in austin texas.
and they know ppl from the singapore student association in USC so it was supposed to be this private affair in a bar
and i was expecting the place to be rlly glam and all even though the address was quite ulu: santa fe springs
so anw me and aynie were driving up and ALL we saw were warehouses and railroads and factories and we were like errrrr what kind of bar exists in this place
so we were reaching the end of the directions we had printed out when we drove past this jail-like looking building with neon lights that said "Senor Charlie's Bar and Grill" and i saw a few fat angmohs standing outside. then me and aynie were like. no lah cannot be this place keep driving. so we drove and drove and didnt see a soul in sight so i called my cousin who told us that YES it was that place
erm so my stupid pig of a cousin asked me to turn up earlier and of cos she wasnt there when i entered and i had to chope seats but i was q stupid cos i choped a table at the back. and then i discovered 3lectrico wasnt even there yet they were in little tokyo eating frozen yogurt -__-
so me and aynie sat and waited. then this woman came by passing out electrico badges and stickers and it turns out she was the band's manager. and she told us their trip had been v suay cos their first performance their guitarist jumped and broke his leg. and one lead singer broke his glasses. altho of cos thats better than breaking ur leg. then after that my cousin arrived and two seemingly strange men came to talk to us shortly after. but they were quite funny and friendly esp this little guy who was v short but v cute and looked like a mini-Wally cos he was wearing a striped sweater. and when he talks he gestures alot haha v cute.
then when the girl pianist came to join us OMG we realised we were talking to 3lectrico themselves HAHAHA. wa i love the little guy he's v funny. but he said he didnt believe me and aynie were 18 yet HELLO. and the girl is v v v v pretty and she said she had intended to study at USC before she joined the band but opportunity came a-knocking so she didnt but she wants to go study in london now
she also wants to dj so when i go back to sg lets go catch her dj-ing at some club in little india (?) !! they played for abt one and a half hrs only tho but at lst i got autographed cd i will sell to kenny for 1000 bucks. anw the lead singer also told this story abt how one american woman bought their cd but after she found out they were sporean she returned it which inspired their song we're not made in the usa
whoa then after that i went to my cousin's friend's house and we played king.
and i was gulping and gulping down my drinks and before i knew it i was puking into this huge pot and i filled like half of it -__- whoa i tell u the feeling is HORRIBLE. i felt like i was placed into a ball and kicked ard by giants playing soccer. anw everytime i got up i felt like puking so i ended up sleeping over. AND the two ppl slping next to me! mann... cant say here but i will tell whoever i talk to next online

UPDATE!!

hello everybody let's do the twist!

anw. my mambo moment aside (NEXT WED LET'S GO!! I HAVE BEEN GOING WITH NINA HAHA V FUN K) how's yaaaaaallllll :)

I am presently interning at Johnson and Johnson Medical. No I do not sell baby lotion. They sell medical devices - surgical equipment, diagnostic kits etc. etc. I love working here! The people are so friendly. :) Cos they're sales and marketing ppl la... haha the boss is this australian guy who goes around asking everyone how they're doing and he's really big and fat and jolly like santa from down under hoho.

right now i'm doing a lot of admin stuff... filing, packing envelopes etc for the colorectal surgery convention next week! it's supp to be this damn big week-long event and a lot of doctors from asia and australia are coming blah blah sounds quite exciting rit! haha aiya i want any chance to get out of the office la really. the sales ppl in the office are nv arnd coz they're always running arnd singapore doing their PR magic, promoting the product and all that... oh! one damn cool thing - all the sales staff have proper training on how to scrub in coz they're in the operating theatre with the surgeons when they're using jnj products! so cool rit. one of them said that they'll be bringing me into the O.T. when the week's over i'm super excited! already i have seen laproscopic surgery live. that's like surgery with a camera, coz they don't open you up they make small incisions and insert the tools in. minimally invasive is very hawt now. haha. it was a histerectomy (i hope i spelt it right!) like they cut out your uterus or smtg. it was a 60 yr old woman la so yes, i saw a 60 y/o vagina. OMG. ok it's kinda gross. like you can pull your cervix out through your vagina and it looks like you have a dick. OK YOU CANNOT THE SURGEON CAN. anw. ew. ya. then i saw cadavers! but they weren't fresh bodies, they were preserved so the skin is all brown and leathery and the legs were all shrivelled up coz the body dried up... it wasn't very gross. just that the smell of formaldehyde is nauseating to say the least. ya. it was the lower body only la coz it was a workshop for gynaes. i think those with the heads still on are the scariest. SO WENDY THIS IS WHAT U WILL SEE WHEN YOU GO TO NUS MED!! haha qte fun really. get to interact with a lot of doctors when i'm out of the office. very interesting to talk to them and realise what the situation is like now... and hear them talk about their surgeries! ya so you see i am rlly enjoying my internship :) :)

oh! and there's this really cute guy too! but he is 29 and looks like he is 19 HAHA. so cute rit. but he got a name that makes him sound like a hongky so let's call him Cute Guy With Hongky Name. CGWHN. forgeddit. anw he's super cute and damn hyper and energetic all the time it's super infectious haha but he's always out of the office while i am stuck here for half the week. :(

then there is the REAL hongky. whose desk i have colonised because she is overseas atwhat i heard is her wedding i think she's marrying an angmoh. so that means her eng is good but haha her hongky accent is very cute she REALLY SOUNDS LIKE THE HONGKY TONG MAN!! like, omg. she is a cartoon. normal hongkys don't ACTUALLY sound like the hongky tong man coz he's like super exaggerated la but SHE DOES LEH hahaha damn amusing.

OMG. DEN.DENDENDENNNN. THERE IS THE CREEPY COLLEAGUE. he's really just a temp but he sits like OPP me. and he has beady eyes. eeee. and a skin problem like full body eczema or smtg so i'm very afraid of him. AND HE KEEPS TRYING TO BE FRIENDS. omg. i'm very afraid. very very afraid. i'm very cold and unapproachable to him like i won't smile a lot when i talk to him, and when i don't smile i look very fierce which is *thumbs up*, so he won't ask me to go for lunch with him. the 3rd day i was here i found like some mac's strawberry float on my desk when i came back from lunch and i was like 'Creepy Colleague, did you leave smtg on my table?' and he was like 'ya i buy for you wan.' den i was like 'oh. uh. thanks.' and it was very sweet and icky and i didn't like it at all so i threw it away when he wasn't looking :( YA. den on thurs i came into work dead tired and was telling The Secretary that it was coz of mambo on wed. den after i went back to my table he popped over and like leaned in to talk to me (ew.) and was like 'maybe the office very quiet la but i couldn't help but hear you went to mambo last nite? i was dere too! maybe we can find some time, go tgt?' den i was just looking at him with what i hope was fear and was like 'uh i usually go with girls.' den he leaned in even more (double ew.) and said 'even better!' (widening his squinty eyes) and i was like 'UHHH.. WE ARE ALL ATTACHED LA VERY WEIRD HAHA. SORRY.' den he was like orh okay maybe i see you dere next time kind of thing den i was like ya ok sure gooday.

ew.

ok that's my official update for my work right now! :D haha... after this i might be doing research. anyone want? i got lobang! haha... and got a few projects i think...

kk cya'll :) WED MAMBO NIGHT HOR HOR HOR HOR OKAY.

eh shit

since i've been jobless i have been very free and watching vcds. i am in the middle of The Return of the Condor Heroes and i have finished Hanakimi and Sassy Girl Chun-Hyung.

Not bad ah. China and Taiwan and Korea okay. not all korea. or all mindless taiwan idol drama. or china wuxia. OKAY. I AM DIVERSE. and to top that all off also got ENGLISH show okay. ugly betty and heroes.

so i have been watching/have watched/still watching 5 shows because i am jobless.

anyway all of them suck except for ugly betty and heroes.

Hanakimi's ending is like shit. Sassy Girl Chun-Hyung is shit in the middle. and The Return of the Condor Heroes' sound effects are very weird. everytime Googoo comes out there is ghost-like music. you know googoo the yang guo's SHIFU. LITTLE DRAGON GIRL. THEN THEY HAVE 师徒恋 WHICH IS FORBIDDEN IN ANCIENT TIMES WHICH IS ALSO FORBIDEN NOW.

omg. i can't believe what i just blogged about.

speaking of teacher-student relationship. my friend told me in his secondary school it happened with a male teacher and a female student. not that they had an intimate relationship or anything. but they were like together. and after the broke up during his lesson the girl was crying in class.

then the teacher shouted SHUDDUP and continued with the lesson.

congrats to wendy bessie and ching's teacher

photo feast for zit

can yu spot the difference between pic no 1 and pic no 2 in lings post

heres photos from k*** cny company dinner


can yu spot her?


can yu spot me? i like the senior in the first row extreme right a lot a lot shes very pretty very fashionable and very cute i go to work everyday to see what she wears. btw half of them are not my seniors i dunno them at all and we were sitting at the same table


i won birds nest in the lucky draw. his stomach is flatter than mine):


OMG she just walked past i hope she didnt see me uplooading photos of her i must stop taking such risks shes my colleague no respect leh


heehee

Cny is over

HELLO.
i heard everyone did well u buggers!!
congrats congrats!

and i have good news too:
i finally passed my driving test!