Z

is the last of the alphabet

but the first in my heart

haha

gloria jeff is very very good looking and tia is my mother's surname haha okay newae. whose line is it anyway is funny until.


i realise right that the funny things that happen to me are usually very disgusting cos it involves shit. or blood. or concussions and whatever. if i grow up and i go on dates will all my hilarious anecdotes only involve all these. and the thing is it will be over dinner and we will be talking about shit. hmm. i'm sure everyone has a funny story about crap to tell, it's just that they keep it to themselves. hello. shit stories are meant to be shared with the world!


actually nothing much is going on i am bored. oh yes. the other day me bessie and ching went to watch da vinci code and i was teh only one there in the queue at 250 and the show starts at 3. so i turned around and borrowed 10 bucks from a complete stranger. wa i'm fearless.


okay everyone blog so that the pictures can be pushed down and away from the first page.

HELLO EVERYBODY GUESS WHAT I JUST LOGGED ON TODAY AFTER DUNNO HOW LONG AND I FOUND OUT THAT MY SUPER LONG POST DIDN'T GET POSTED IT BECAME A DRAFT SO HERE IT IS, AFTER DUNNO HOW MANY WEEKS. ENJOY. tmd.

oh and i love watching whose line! my favourite is definitely PROPS!

happy belated birthday gory!!!

so sorry i missed it i was bedridden so i cldn't come online..

ok i wasn't actually bedridden. but sort of k! i was damn sick on wed and thurs la. had high fever for TWO DAYS omg i thought my brain would fry. it's damn disgusting really. and my nose was leaking like crazy... actually it still is. so it's like my brain was fried and leaking out of my nasal cavities. wow how sexy. anw rit omg i rlly rlly love andreu!! you know when i was sick on tuesday nite with the highEST fever, i was shivering like F*** and i couldn't stop and it rlly was so bad i was getting really scared. i thought i was going to die la den i couldn't sleep coz i kept vibrating. ok shivering. ya and it felt like my whole body was shutting down on me so i got rlly scared and started crying haha. anw i called dreu coz i cldn't sleep wat, den he talked to me all night in that soothing calming voice of his rit, and like told me not to cry and all that saying he'll be rit nxt to me on the phone and all that... so sweet la. den he rlly stayed on the phone until i fell asleep leh! like i fell asleep for 2 hrs or smtg den i woke up and realised my phone was still on den i was like HELLO? den suddenly in the dark i heard 'ya?'. ok it sounds like some random voice answered me but NO i put him on loudspeaker la that's why den can like pretend he's dere in the room wat. anw I CANNOT BELIEVE HE STAYED ON THE LINE! actually i tink he fell asleep with the phone because his is the earphone and mic kind of phone like telephone operator liddat but still!!

then the next day he came over to like take care of me la. den all i did was basically sleep the whole time he was here. haha. den when i woke up i realised that the whole night he had been putting wet cloth on my face! as in, like you know the damp cloth to cool down the fever... ya. at first he had to climb down my bed everytime the cloth dried. den my grandma was wondering why he was wandering around our house all the time, so she eventually got him like a little pail of water to keep next to my bed and the whole nite he just kept trying to keep my fever down la! omg so sweet!! den he went home at like 11 plus and the next day was damn friggin tired in sch... omg i rlly rlly love him. might i also here mention that he wanted to miss watchin the softball finals to come take care of me...

i'm rlly happy i found dreu la. like after all that shit from the last r/s... i tink now our clique's guy probs aren't so drama anymore... yay! we all zhang da le!!

anw rit ching ah. i rlly tink u shld try to be normal frens with bryan! he's rlly very very very cute and funny... i dunno why suddenly i realised la but lately he's become a lot more interesting... not like boring nice smiley happy guy all the time that kind. like he's damn cheeky la! like if i tell him 'wah bryan sexy canoeist ah' or basically comment abt his bod damn hot or wtv den he'll be like 'of course la' den like raise his eyebrow damn cheeky liddat!! not bad rit not bad rit. he's got qte a personality actually! i used to tink he didn't but ya he does so ching you should rlly try to get to know him betta!!!! haha. den today he was like asked by jess to prank bernice and ask her for her number, den he just walked over just like that not scared at all leh! i was like omg not bad he has guts. haha but before that he was like 'eh i dunno how to ask her for her number leh i nv try to hit on anyone before' den i was like trying to coach him la so i ask him to use the 'hey baby was your dad a baker line' den i tried to get him to do the fake sexy thing... den his 'hey baby' rlly was qte sexy leh!!!!! got raise eyebrow sumore!!!!! hahaha... ching ah pls. pls pls. he's very very hot i tink. JIA YOU K!!

hello all..thanks for the bday wishes!!!
i was v touched by my clique i have decided i will not complain about them any longer
on thur they surprised me at the carpark
the butch hid in the trunk of her car and jumped out with a bouquet of 18 roses
i almost died of shock and then everyone else suddenly jumped out from behind cars and started screaming we took alot of photos u guys will see them later
omg then they handed me an ipod nano! omg! e sweetest part was they each recorded a message for me....and some of them were v v touching
then they took me to hollywood. cos i had always wanted to go..yes i havent been to hollywood yet..anw there is a big diff between hollywood and beverly hills. it is actually v ghetto..there are nice malls but as you walk further it gets worse and worse but still quite nice la..i saw a b1ack get arrested outside mcdonalds! haha cheap thrill but the cop was damn damn big-sized! i was too busy staring at him i almost didnt recognize the b1ack guy haha camouflaged against the pillar. then we went to this really nice jap restaurant where they filmed part of memoirs of a geisha. actually we just went there to get parking validation and see the view. we ate our actual dinner at macs hahaha..then after that went back to school. i thought we were gonna pick up the friends that still had class but turns out they surprised me again at the amphi! i walked in then they were like "happy bday" and there was this cake...usually this is the point where i am so touched i start crying but i didnt -_- then this stupid guy smashed his slice of cake into my face but we took revenge la..then went to my other friends place to hang around and play playstation...i dare anyone to challenge me to tekken 5 i have become v pro..but i have also discovered i cannot play games that involve vehicles at all. i have no sense of direction even when playing games -_-
then halfway i realised shit. havent told my grandma i was staying over
so at 5 am i went home
cos my grandma wakes up at 5
then i was intending to sneak in and then pretend i was at home all along
but when i was outside i saw her she was awake already
luckily i managed to sneak in without her seeing and then changed and proceeded to give the best acting performance of my life by pretending i was leaving the house early cos i had a field trip...she was v v v nice i think cos she knew it was my bday...and also cos she's been in a good mood ytd..but then fri i stayed over again then she scolded me abit this morning but nothing compared to her usual scoldings so yeah pretty lucky...
ok so friday afternoon we had bbq! then at night after i showered and stepped out of the bathroom i found that it was dark and there was no one in the room. then i got v scared cos i thought they were going surprise me again and my nerves really cldnt take it anymore.. so i closed the door and pretended to wash my face HAHA but i came out after 10s and saw my friend.. omg you know what it was!!! they still each had a present for me and they created like a treasure hunt for me to find the presents la! i was v touched...anw the first was in the room and its a website from season cos hes a comp science major www.gloriaong.org yall can check it out then the hint was go to another guy called alan's house and the hunt continued from there....when i found the present i was supposed to guess who it was then get the next clue from that person. i was v touched la cos i didnt know they wld put so much effort but i feel i really have no eq you know i totally didnt know how to respond i just get v embarrassed and tongue-tied...omg its really v touching..then we just hung around and eat food that alan bbq-ed...and play guitar and sing..but next day i had a test.grr i only slept 2 hrs.. for the first 2 hrs of class i really buay tahan literally cannot keep my eyes open..then i went to the toilet and almost fell aslp on the toilet bowl..omg i decided to take a nap during break but when i woke up i found out she had already been lecturing for 30 mins since break ended haha omg. first time i ever really sleep in class. usually i just stone but this time i sleep lehh. thank God she's such a nice teacher...but i found out after the nap i was q awake. so went back to the house grab my stuff then went to ontario mills which is a factory outlet...didnt buy anything though...then went to watch da vinci code which had a really long queue...pretty exciting movie but my poor friends just stoned cos they never read the book and couldnt understand anything...
ok anw update on the drama..seas0n says he still likes me but i shld not feel any pressure or feel bad...cos sometimes i feel q bad that i cannot reciprocate cos he's v nice to me..and then for some weird reason the ugliest thai guy likes me i dunno why decent looking guys cannot like me lehh..anw this one really no chance omg i am v scared of him cos he can get v v v creepy..like we always hang out at his place cos he has playstation and no roommate right..then one night when we were staying over he just sneaked into the rom without telling anyone and sat there in the dark. omg damn freaky la..anw he told my friend its cos i remind him of his best friend back home but seriously change target can! now i am just ignoring him in the hopes he will give up....omg i really hope he gives up soon... then its v weird cos season stayed over at his house the whole of last week so they became kinda close then thai guy confessed to season and season told him too then its rlly v weird cos thai guy totally ignored season feelings hahaha.. maybe cos season also told him i said no...ok anw pls dont tease me about this cos its sweet when ppl u like like u back but when its ppl u dont like it just gets v annoying and frustrating and in the case of the thai guy its just freaky cos he really has no reason to like me i think he just misses his bf back home
ok anw yes thats all the drama for you and you can expect more next time!

HAPPY 18TH BIRTHDAY GLORIA ONG JIA JIA !!!!

i decided the stupid postsecret about not getting married is very spoil mood on such a joyous day
hahahahaa

postsecret

i think this is very sad





but i dun think it'll ever be possible in my life. haha.

eh somehow the soap opera ended a bit abruptly like gloria didnt say a lot of things in the middle and we suddenly watch the last episode and the characters didnt get together but oh man

nvm eh i got new thing to intro you all to

IT STARTED WITH A KISS

erm can download from iswak.blogspot.com

or can go to youtube and search for burles the member

anyway iswak really sound very chek jawa right

and i got reminded of tan b3ng chi@k

who always scream at us when we step on grass

and i wonder what she eats man

she loves nature so much

so she cannot eat plants right

then animals are part of nature also right

i think she eats her kids leh


actually she is a dinosaur


eh i am siao leh siao siao

and i took very long to figure out what is iswak

which is It Started With A Kiss


OK BYE I TOOK VERY LONG TO DO THE BOLD THING

AND I DONNO WHY NOW I M UNDER ITALICS

saturday night fever

I HAVE COME ALIVE!!!!
hahahaha at 23:47 on a saturday night
night fever night fever night fever
OMG tmr there is this pangsai flea market i have to go to at f-ing 6 am in the morning to help set up the stall so i can get double the hours
f la dont feel like waking up so early
and the bloody thing is useless
its okay if im gg to sell my own stuff and earn $$ but i have to sell stupid shit donuts for some stupid shit club for 50 cents each..e last time i went i sold like 6 and 1 of them i bought myself. then half e time i was sitting in e gym watching a fencing competition
hello i just watched "coach carter" and i love e film!
and shrek 2 is playing e backgrd
ok no i am not in a v outdated movie theater i am at home watching dvds
bcos i have subscribed to this thing called netflix where they send e movie straight to ur hse then u keep ask long as u want then when u return it they send u e next dvd on ur list
which suits me v fine cos i dont drive
AIYA what la
a hole in his heart the size of Idaho that needed feeling up

green black and blue make e colors of the skyy
well well well as all of u predicted
season does like me now which is totally ridiculous as far as i can see
and i have already rejected him don't worry
and ok apparently we have managed to set up a club on campus called Asian Outreach
I'm e secretary and inter-club council rep but i feel like im doing e most work
and girl a is v obviously trying to become president next sem
after she apptd herself vp this sem and waited till all e hard work was done by e current pres
everyone in e grp has like smth agst her now
but seriously i dont know how to treat her ARGHHH
she seems sincere when she says stuff but somehow i cant trust her despite that
i always think she's trying to con me one way or another
advice anyone???? hargh
okay wish yall are faring better than me in a way
i miss you too bird :)

i did this thing

directions:
put your music player on shuffle
press forward for each qn
use the song title as the answer to the qn
no cheating

how am i feeling today?
peaches and cream

will i get far in life?
it's over now
GGXX can
until i realised my thing wasnt on shuffle HAHA ok so i change

how do my friends see me?
larger than life
LITERALLY omg
ok la dont ask me why i have bsb on my itunes

when will i get married?
hung up
omg my life is turning out v badly

what's my theme song?
I wish you were here
HAHA omg please no

what is the story of my life?
soul affection
wtf is that

what am i like in bed?
what if God was one of us
HAHAHHA means im good right
OK LA PLS SLAP ME NOW
so gross

how can i get ahead in life?
miss you - this one is super off

what is my best feature?
homebastic love

how is today gonna be?
rock the night

what is in store for the weekend
we belong together

what is my life like at the moment
every sha lala

what song describes my secrets
silence

what is my current lover like
the truth

what song will they play at my funeral
i can love you like that

how does the world see me
diamonds are forever

will i have a happy life
if you're not the one

ok the answers really do not make sense but its v fun so lets continue

what do my friends rlly think of me
illusion

do ppl secretly lust after me
overprotected

will i accomplish my goals in life
SAYONARA waltz
as in rlly e songs name is in caps
omg i rlly sound like im gg to be a complete failure who might die any moment

will i find true love?
ni ying gai zhi dao

how do i treat others?
meet virginia

Wah I really love you guys man.

I posted about sec 1 photos, my dog ovulating, and mission angkor... AND ALL YOU GUYS COME UP TO ME AND SAY IS 'OMG YOUR DOG IS MENSTRUATING?'

Please hor prioritise hor. Charity shi zhui zhong yao de OK?

So therefore, I present to you - MISSION ANGKOR! please everyone check out the website..

www.missionangkor.net

there was a picture of the flyer here but it was so friggin small i deleted it. yes i tried to increase the size but all the letters looked like hairy ants so i gave up.











It's okay if you don't wanna buy a ticket to see the show... Because we are looking for sponsors for the medical equipment that we intend to buy for the children's hospital! We accept both personal cheques from your parents (any amount) or if your parents are bigshots of companies then please ask them if their company can sponsor us some cash (like a few thousand). THEY WILL GET RECOGNITION FOR IT DO NOT WORRY WE ACKNOWLEDGE ALL OUR SPONSORS.

oh btw. i think we got kumar to perform. to be confirmed. exciting right exciting right!

omg max you are as disgusting as ever
and wendy please did i not say that pic was private omg you idiot
and ling i have no words for you
and okay lah i will update. soon. if anyone even cares anymore
and by soon i mean anytime in this lifetime
and i agree that the way clique blog died last time was really v tragic
haha it was basically ling pleading for the blog not to die
OK LAH i think gablog is quite a nice name it can be the name of our next blog if this one gets too big/gets hacked

omg i rlly like that pic of gloria. when i saw that i laughed and choked on my spit at the same time!!

omg it's very disturbing when my classmates come up to me with photos of ME IN SEC 1 OR 2 in their PHONES. no babies it's not a good thing. they are very ugly photos of me. they will take it out and be like 'EH HAVE YOU SEEN MAX IN RG.' omg i'm very disgusted HOW HAVE THEY BEEN GETTING THESE PHOTOS MY FRIENDS. MY FRIENDS FROM SEC 1. tmd.

it's rlly tmd ugly la. omg. my specs ah. can die. omg my hair ah. omg.

and i have said omg a lot of times in one post. omg.

eh ling next time they try to laugh at ur unglam photos rit den u just say la 'aiya sec 1 damn gross but wah lao cannot stand it man now so frickin chio can die ah.'

wah i will be the first to slap you. hohoho. omg my baby i miss slapping youu... *tears*

oh btw everyone my dog is menstruating all over my living room now. just felt like telling you guys. :)

EVERYONE ASK ME ABOUT MISSION ANGKOR!!

i just realised that makes it sound like a spoof of MI:III but NO it is not.