lambskin

i forgot, do we eat the skin when we eat lamb?

we do rite?

anyway yu girls overseas need to come back we must take updated photos or we will only have very ugly ones circulating.

like the sec 1 ones.



losers:

hello

ten mins ago i was this chinese mini mart near my house
which i love btw cos it stocks vitasoy (!!!) not like the sucky soymik they have at dining commons
ya anw i was there getting shrek ice cream which is rlly q good if u can get over the green stuffing ( i dont think its called stuffing but ya the green stuff inside)
and paying for my stuff when i heard
b1ack guy: do u have lambskin ****
cashier: what?
guy: lambskin ****
i put *** cos i didnt hear properly what he said but i thought he said cutlets or something and
so i was wondering what he wanted to eat lambskin for

then i went outside and my friend said "did u hear what he said?""
me: ya he wanted to eat lambskin (gross face)
friend: no. he wanted lambskin condoms!!!

wtf!!

lambskin condoms sound gross

FAT KIDS ARE HARDER TO KIDNAP








i need to go to sf and get myself some nice dresses
i also need to get a new iphone. i dropped mine one too many times that lousy thing
the first few times i dropped it i was like o sweet it still works
now it doesnt but im too lazy to go redeem my warranty. besides, i donno how to haha
i hate that stupid thing it keeps hanging/dropping calls/losing reception on me
but i guess i need to take better care of it. im going to get a nice cover

im in a rut. dont feel like studying for econ AT ALL
i wonder how i can be nonchalant and worried about econ at the same time
bloody hell. and since when did macroecon get so hard? i think micro last sem got me too lazy

anw ytd i went for model casting and it was so intimidating
its for some student fashion show so i thought ok, its gonna be really chill nothing too serious right
so my friends designing and she calls me at 2.30 and says go to wheeler right now! we're already late. then i asked her if i had to dress up etc she said no
so i go there dressed in a huge ugly black sweater and my ripped guess jeans and flip flops and OMG there were all these ppl in 3-inch heels (which i was supposed to be wearing) lined up against the wall and practicing their walk
then the girl at the door told me to take off my sweater so she could measure me
then she made me stand against a board so she could see how tall i was
and then she told me to go line up behind the rest who were mostly cold and expressionless
and then all we did was walk over and over and over again with really monotonous music playing in the background
omg i felt like a complete OBJECT
so dehumanizing! i refuse to do it! my friend is going to have to find someone else to model her stuff

fatness cont.

i got a paunch. that's the cute tummy you see on puppies but on girls, it makes them look 3 months preggers.

ok special k diet lasted a week! wowee. it broke down on saturday because we cooked curry for lunch, and i forgot i was going to have an a* sponsored dinner after SO i had TWO NON-CEREAL MEALS instead of one. after that i decided to forget it and went back to stuffing my face :)

recently i've taken to hiding from my food in the library so that i don't devour it like the fat kid that i am. hoho.

2 MONTHS TILL I'M HOMEEEE. maybe i'll sweat my fats off!

fatness

u noe u are fat when u send ur spring break cali pics to ur family n ur mom calls back n says: "I AM SO IRRITATED WITH YOUR FATHER. he just seats next to me and every photo i click he says 'aiyoooo Nina's so fat now! SEE!' I FELL LIKE SLAPPIN HIM"

haha yes ma pls do tt fer me. n yes, tts the same father tt claims tt Bridget said: o uncle i tink nina is very lucky to have you as her father (or smthing liddat) haha. ok i snd like i have a few fathers - no i onli have 1.

i love y'all, im comin back in 7 weeks! n yes i am rounder and ive been online shoppin. i have gone up form a xs-0 to xs-2. yesyes all roll ur eyes bt it means a big deal to me! hahaha. sorrie, TOM is here n im moody.