hey hey darlings i was too lazy to blog but there's something i have to point out to yall.
yu know berrie's ong bak convie with wendy.
go and see the comments box. its damn relevant and it even refers to her as busyb0dy. HAHA ok enough.
anw kbox friday. after we collect our report cards.
one reminder to gloria, please listen more chinese songs over there.
the first thing we'll do when yu come back is eat.
then we go kbox ok : )

ok bye bye. love yu babes

haha. u all ah. no one is allowed to say i miss u gloria anymore
how come our clique has really bad karma with hair. haha everyone read zits blog.
its so funny

i went to six flags on sat which is some roller-coaster park and waited 3 hrs for a 3min ride, which was worth it in e end cos it was really exhilarating..it wasn so bad partly cos i had gd company while i waited. anw i am nvr gg into a haunted hse ever agn ever. it was e most horrific experience of my life. ok maybe not bcos i jus bent down and refused to look up but i cld hear all e snds and feel alot of things brushing agst me which was very scary. at e end this monster jumped out and made swishing noises at my feet with a shovel and i ran back 10m which was a bad choice bcos it meant i had to walk 10m more to e end..and my poor frens almost had their arms dislocated but i insist its not my fault cos i had already told them i didn want to go in but they forced me to anw

AHHHHH

GLORIA WHERE ARE YOU I MISS YU.

okay i'm sorry for the outbursts of post but i'm NOT IN A GOOD MOODD!!! I FEEL SO SORRY FOR MYSELF BECOS I'M READING WUXIA NOVELS. BUT IT IS REALLI VERY NICE TO READ.


i wish i knew how to wu gong you noe then i can be the world number one. den i can bi2 wu3 zhao1 qing1. and then i will be so powerful budden only 1 man is more powerful than me and i will marry him and we will have powerful kids like yang guo and little dragon girl AHAHAHHA shit this is realli loser. MY GOODNESS SINGAPORE SUCKS and I HAVE NO ONE TO LIKE and snigger over AHHH SHIT LAHHH hahah at least yall all haf ur eye candies i haf but they're more like eye sugar as in small grains of sugar haiiyaaa SHITT. I DUN EVEN LIKE C13w3uT ANYMORE haha EH NOT BAD RIGHT I CENSOR UNTIL NOT BAD. OH MANNN. hahah gloria pls be proud of me. YESS AND I CANNOT STAND PPLE AGED 17-19 esp if they're skinny grrrr GRRRRR GRRRRRRRRRR.


okay i think my onli real real good really good friends in this world are gabbag. SO PLS DUN LEAVE ME.

oh

the bessie's post before bridget, was in inspired by ong bak?

ONG BAK. AHH. HALLOWEEN SUCKS AND I'M READING WUXIA NOVELS. and i love jaychou.

DEMMIT

NOTHING'S GONA HAPPEN TONITE COS NO ONE IS FREE AND NO ONE WANTS TO GO OUT WITH ME TONIGHT SO I SHALL STAY AT HOME AND WATCH TV.

ITS HALLOWEEN! :D

HELLO HELLO GABBAG HAPPY HAPPY HALLOWEEN! gloria you pig i bet youre having alot of fun over there la haha PLS MAIL SOME OF YR CANDY BACK. and smuggle a cute korean into ur fedex package at the same time

heehee im so sorry i cannot go for the halloween thing at ling's place tonight cos BOTH MY NOSTRILS are clogged and i am breathing thru my mouth v laboriously and noisily so if tonight i go i think i donneed costume also can scare the kids. plus the rest of you will not be able to sleep in peace tonight

then again we could play heavy breather prank calls heehee :D

and so even though i slept v late last night i woke up at like 630 this morning cos i couldnt breathe. haha then after taking flu med i feel dem woozy now so i think i will fall asleep and choke to death on my phlegm later

well i was in a v good mood at first but after reading sth im not in a v good mood anymore but ohwell i donno the person is still my friend and maybe she doesnt see it the way i see it. ?

and on a separate matter now im even more disgusted with the person that berrie leong thinks is "cute" and I ABSOLUTELY CANNOT STAND. SUPERLY ABSOLUTELY TOTALLY CANNOT. bessie im sure you know who im talking abt. there's only one person like that

haha ok i know yall donno who im talking abt in the earlier paragraph but i cannot elaborate cos i donno who reads this thing and i donno how to set my profile on private -_-. HEEHEE BUT IM SURE YALL KNOW WHO IM TALKING ABT when i refer to the berrie person omg this is vv mean but i donno after all this and some other stuff i found out i wish he could just get eaten by some halloween ghost and get digested properly so he wont be able to return to haunt this place

AIYA IM RANTING ok im very angry now >:( how come got all these weird weird and extra things which I REALLY COULDNT CARE LESS ABOUT to keep bothering me. and im kinda sad too ): woah dabian la how come what i really want to work out nv works out. haha i sound like im talking abt exercise. EH MY THIGHS I WANT YOU TO WORK OUT

haha im ok la just abit moody i think cos of my flu and flu med and my 大姨妈 and some other things. and im feeling kinda lonely and abit in need of company but cos im not really in any state to go out then haha ya. plus i havent washed my hair for 3 days haha BUT EH I DONT FEEL ANYTHING LEH not even mild irritation or awkwardness :D omg ling i think im catching up

oh oh i cannot wait for kbox on friday! and can we pls go out sometime this week i v long nv hang out properly with yall alr haha. or jus go someone's house to rot the day away. BERRIE CAN GO YR HOUSE I V LONG NV GO UR HOUSE ALR. in fact since mpp in sec 3 hahaha

why is my life like that ah haha its abit sad but i think i deserve it cos i dont trust god enough even though he's supposed to be the first one i turn to in times of trial and stuff. but most of the time i dont even like rmb him at all. and i dont even refer to him in capital letters. haha i think my religion got wasted on me. it shouldve been given to someone who deserves it more

i think ive done too many bad things. even if there is no god there is karma

and i think im destined to spend my life alone. ?

i love yall gabbag. for always being here for me. i love you even more gloria cos i really want to talk to you now and i know you want to be here but you cannot but i understand and i still love you anyway

ok now i have sth to confess. the clique book is rotting in my house. (:

ahaha ok i think if i blog any further i will start bawling haha cos im currently in a v self-piteous kinda state. and my nose is alr clogged enough as it is and im abit incoherent and im not v used to revealing my emotions properly. haha i need to get off before my mother sees me and thinks im mad. ok byebye yall hahah have fun later im fine i just need some time alone. ?! im contradicting myself haha i think its the medication. i donno la haha ok byebye ooh its gonna rain haha this is what we lit students call pathetic fallacy EH NINA AND YING :D the drama drama kind of weather which matches your current mood. haha ok rain that time v nice to sleep one BYEBYE

just posting here cos i dun want to repeat myself to everybody its too tiring

|bessiE says:
next tiem when i have kids
' |bessiE okay enough pretending to be alfred says:
im going to send them for boxing classes
' |bessiE okay enough pretending to be alfred says:
so they will have very nice bodies
' |bessiE okay enough pretending to be alfred says:
and they will be super cool
.:laugh:.perhaps ids too much to expect says:
haha i hope u arn plannin to send the gurls dere as well
' |bessiE okay enough pretending to be alfred says:
girls send somewhere else
' |bessiE okay enough pretending to be alfred says:
but hmm its cool to have boxing girls too
' |bessiE okay enough pretending to be alfred says:
just make sure they dun grow too big
' |bessiE okay enough pretending to be alfred says:
join with me leh!
.:laugh:.perhaps ids too much to expect says:
haha yu mad ar
.:laugh:.perhaps ids too much to expect says:
i wld rather take pool lessons
.:laugh:.perhaps ids too much to expect says:
as in billiard
.:laugh:.perhaps ids too much to expect says:
haha not swimmign
' |bessiE okay enough pretending to be alfred says:
hahahaha
' |bessiE okay enough pretending to be alfred says:
thats not a sport!
.:laugh:. perhaps ids too much to expect says:
haha to me it is
.:laugh:. perhaps ids too much to expect says:
waah look at how i define sports
' |bessiE okay enough pretending to be alfred says:
YEAH LOR WENDY!
' |bessiE okay enough pretending to be alfred says:
hahahaha
.:laugh:.perhaps ids too much to expect says:
no i refuse to take up boxing
.:laugh:.perhaps ids too much to expect says:
cos im really gd at it alr
' |bessiE okay enough pretending to be alfred says:
IM SURE
.:laugh:.perhaps ids too much to expect says:
haha im serious lor
' |bessiE okay enough pretending to be alfred says:
okay after i learn i challenge yu
' |bessiE okay enough pretending to be alfred says:
eh wendy!
' |bessiEokay enough pretending to be alfred says:
i regret not learning thai boxing younger
' |bessiE okay enough pretending to be alfred says:
its so cool!
' |bessiE okay enough pretending to be alfred says:
imagine i tell pple i know how to muay thai
' |bessiE okay enough pretending to be alfred says:
then they will be like WOW!!!
' |bessiE okay enough pretending to be alfred says:
and i can show off
' |bessiE okay enough pretending to be alfred says:
and i'll get injured
' |bessiE okay enough pretending to be alfred says:
and show off
' |bessiE okay enough pretending to be alfred says:
HAHHAHAHHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
.:laugh:.perhaps ids too much to expect says:
i tink ids more likely tt dey will run away
' |bessiE okay enough pretending to be alfred says:
HAHA
' |bessiE okay enough pretending to be alfred says:
NO ONE WILL DARE RAPE ME
' |bessiE okay enough pretending to be alfred says:
my goodness
' |bessiE okay enough pretending to be alfred says:
then i will have 1000000 black eyes
' |bessiEokay enough pretending to be alfred says:
and everybody will think im the epitome of coolness
' |bessiE okay enough pretending to be alfred says:
and i wont be fat
' |bessiE okay enough pretending to be alfred says:
i'll be toned
.:laugh:.perhaps ids too much to expect says:
haha delusions delusions
' |bessiE okay enough pretending to be alfred says:
the only thing is i'll be flat chested

OKAY WHO WANTS TO JOIN WITH ME=D ONG BACK IS REALLY VERY NICE I WANT TO WATCH TOM YANG GOONG

wisdom tooth woes

aiyah kenny ask me abt wisdom teeth la im most pro. ITS THE BLOODY BANE OF MY LIFE): hurts more today leh. i think it was cos of kbox ytd #!@%!@&*# now i know how bohgay grannies feel eating porridge and milo everyday but ehhh even if i eat like that i dun lose weight cos i still eat a mother lot and its all carbo im eating so im probably going to put on 30000000 kg @%!#@*!

hello charlotte is that ur first entry in 1000000 years?

why is it yu have to compromise things. why is it yu cannot have the cake and eat it. why must is it be that at the expense of certain friends yu become closer to others. i realise that i miss licia HIIIII LICIA IF YU GOOGLED YOUR NAME LIKE ME AND GLORIA WERE DOING TODAY YU WOULD FIND THIS I MISS YUUUUUU

haai.

omg on full house rain just tried to get the girl to wake up by knocking on her door and saying ' cuckoo jiao '
then after he said it 3 times my whole family sniggered .
hahaha . shit i think our brains are degenerating to that of 7 year olds

hehehe everyone wants to be short now right !!
anyway im nv cutting my hair again ! pls slap me if i say i want to cut it short la . long is cool (:
EVERYBODY DONT CUT !

www.myidols.blogspot.com

look! someone crushes me and gloria! =D

hoho gloria we're really bored and lifeless that we're googling/blooging/yoogling/altavista-oogling our names and finding out that nobody really blogs about us except us DAMMIT.

but we seriously need to censor everything we say ITS VERY EASY TO FIND OUR BLOG

OMG W3NDY!!!

CAN U PLEASE TAKE A LOOK AT THIS:


dis is glori@ 2 Oct 2005 by chocfudgepie
hi everyone just to tell huever else hu reads dis blog apart from gabbag i just wanna sae my name is GLORI@ ONG JI@ JI@ so yea im gonna reveal by deepest darkest secret @H L@U I LUV YOU and i noe ur reading dis ...

and pple say i need to censor

me and berrie are conducting diagnostic tests

i think everyone has googled
so im currently bloogling
berrie is yoogling
she has discovered that! it is extremely easy to find our blog once you know what we are called


alfr3d says:
i try
alfred says:
Did you mean: garbage blog

look at bridg3t's:

letting my school work slip, and I know it..but honest to goh I really dont care, like I'm so super happy ... I really did laugh then I went to a movie with katie we went to go see bridg3t jones, and we went to applebees it was ...

ok fine bessie u win

i really must start censoring

BESSIE AH

hello do you know how many @lfred's there are in the world. u think he will scroll thru every site tt contains the word @lfred. NO HE WILL NOT. AND YOU DONT GO AND PLAY THAT AH LAU TRICK ON ME. i may not crack funny jokes but i am not stupid. i dont think @h l@u wld google his name as @h l@u ANW. anw i nvr use the name

alfred chan explicitly WHAT.teeheehee. RJC chem teacher

GLORIA WHEN WILL YU LEARN YOUR LESSON

gloria can yu please censor pple's names do yu know how screwed i'll be if my ct finds this he already hates me i'll be blacklisted in every single university-_- haven't yu learnt ur lesson when ah lau found this blog when he googled his name









omg i realise i have a lot of a|freds to edit.





















gloria stop blogging abt my ct la! so mafan



























hellos everybody i just wanted to say i love yu all(:

a|fred says:
I AM HOW HANDSOME
a|fred says:
PLEASE

A|fred ur hair looks like k3nnys when he was small. only e side parting is different

ANW i was gg to post pics of both of them here but i cannot find kenny's and alf|e refuses to send me one of himself. so yall can go look for urselves n compare by urselves.

haha how come today i think everyone's convos are so funny

gloria says:
haha
gloria says:
u piece oh shit
gloria says:
haha
gloria says:
of
gloria says:
ok im sorry
alfred says:
!
gloria says:
hello alfred
gloria says:
hah
alfred says:
nice greeting
gloria says:
sorry
gloria says:
HEHE
gloria says:
OSRRY!
gloria says:
i said im sorry!
gloria says:
dont give me the silent treatment
alfred says:
-_-
alfred says:
what list
gloria says:
what list
gloria says:
oh
gloria says:
list of members
alfred says:
hahaha
gloria says:
i will be sending out our first memo soon
alfred says:
wah gloria can yu not be so serious abt this ggrl club-_-
gloria says:
haha
gloria says:
why!
gloria says:
its funny what
gloria says:
haha
gloria says:
tt i pretend to be sos serious
gloria says:
haha
alfred says:
no, not when everybody else is not serious!!
gloria says:
ALAMAK
gloria says:
really ah dammit
gloria says:
haha
gloria says:
haha
gloria says:
i think im not gg to send out 1st memo
gloria says:
how paiseh
gloria says:
anw
gloria says:
too bad u dont get to hear abt
gloria says:
alfie chans
gloria says:
n cklees respnosibilbiites
alfred says:
what what
alfred says:
what responsibilities
gloria says:
IM NOT TELLING
alfred says:
why!
gloria says:
you are a marshmallow
gloria says:
with eird hair
alfred says:
btw the convos yu have with gloria are really
gloria says:
weird
alfred says:
-_-
gloria says:
HUH
gloria says:
u mean lee ying
gloria says:
HAHA
alfred says:
eh.
alfred says:
ya
alfred says:
i mean lee ying.
alfred says:
HAAHHA

i dun understand anything

wahh both of yu are SUPER CONFUSING i read 10 times still dun understand -_- AIYAH SHUDDUP LA gloria can yu not be so serious abt ggrl club when the rest of the members are not.

sidetrack: the r3t@rded girl in the channel 8 9 o'clock show looks a bit like je55|e anybody agree?

okay today was wendy's virginal kbox experience how was it! hope yu had a great climax=D i can still remember MY FIRST TIME when inexperienced me got so involved and high and i was so excited i was jumping all over the place and yall could barely hold me down on the bed. HOHO kinky~

who else besides gloria in the clique hasn't tried kbox ar. i think everybody except miss pek and max is not really into it and nina came for like 2 minutes-_- but i think we need new activities can we go rollerblading/iceskating one dayyyyy

okay time to watch the rabbit show

gabbag <3 <3 says:
omg
gabbag <3 <3 says:
the show
gabbag <3 <3 says:
they ask the basketballer girls to choose their fave hot short guy lah
gabbag <3 <3 says:
den horh.
gabbag <3 <3 says:
the basketballer girls are realli cute butches!
gabbag <3 <3 says:
OPMG I'M GONNA DIE
gabbag <3 <3 says:
HOT **** AND HOT *******
gabbag <3 <3 says:
HOW GOOD CAN LIFE BE
gloria says:
HAHAAH
gloria says:
AIYA SO INCRMINATING I MUST SENSOR

ok this is to substantiate lings previous post

spiderman ! says:
FIRST THINGS FIRST
spiderman ! says:
THE QUESTION I ALWAYS ASK YOU WHEN YOU'RE ONLINE
spiderman ! says:
WAD TIME IS IT THERE
spiderman ! says:
HOHOHO
spiderman ! says:
-.-
spiderman ! says:
AIYAHYYAHHH
spiderman ! says:
I TELL YOU ONEDAY I SHALL RUN NON STOP
being chairwoman is v tiring says:
DO YOU KNWO U SKIP TOPICS VERY FAST
being chairwoman is v tiring says:
AND THEY R REALLY NOT RELATED
being chairwoman is v tiring says:
FIRST THING FIRST
being chairwoman is v tiring says:
IT IS 4.30 AM

ok im sorry i know im psamming v badly

spiderman ! says:
SINGAPORE SUCKS AND IT'S RAINING SUPER HEAVILY THESE FEW DAYS
being chairwoman is v tiring says:
I KNOW I KNOW I HEARD
spiderman ! says:
ANYWAE
being chairwoman is v tiring says:
SO WEIRD RIGHT
spiderman ! says:
HAHAH
being chairwoman is v tiring says:
IS IT EL NINO
spiderman ! says:
I DUNNO LEH
being chairwoman is v tiring says:
OR LA NINA
spiderman ! says:
AIYAH MY GEOG IS LIKE BIRD'S DROPPINGS LAH
being chairwoman is v tiring says:
OR TYPHOON AH SENG
spiderman ! says:
I THINK IT'S THE MONSOON FROM INDIA
being chairwoman is v tiring says:
hehehe
being chairwoman is v tiring says:
huh really ah
spiderman ! says:
OH MY GOD.
spiderman ! says:
i dunno HAHHA.

ahhh

me and gloria are spam blogging. newae i just called char's house but no one pick up OMG The pple on wo cai wo cai wo cai cai cai are really really really erally cute and short they are wad charlotte would love OH MANNN.

OMG GLORIA THE PREVIOUS POST. HAHAHA. okay it realli doesn't make sense becos both of us were so confused. AHHH. AND I AM VERY VERY VERY VERY SMELLY NOW. AND I REALISE EVERYTIME I MEET GLORIA ONLINE THE 1ST QUESTION I ASK IS WAD TIME IS IT THERE. and everytime it's always the same answer about 4 am. hahha. okay anywae the formula for knowing her time is.

6+7 - 2 power 3 - 72 hours divided by seventeen minutes.

OKAY NO. it's just our time minus 15 hours WOWWW. AIYAHHH.

i leave yall with a quote and i'll be back. okay it's not realli a quote.
it's jolin tsai says that must eat beef to haf big boobs.

gabbag <3 <3 says:
THAT CONVERSATION WAS SO RANDOM
gloria says:
WHAT
gloria says:
haha
gabbag <3 <3 says:
THE ONE YOU POSED UP
gabbag <3 <3 says:
THE ONE ON DEWEY
gabbag <3 <3 says:
OOH I LOV EHIM
gloria says:
HAHAHA
gloria says:
OH 'i ahve posted 2 more since then
gloria says:
why dont i jus paste our whole convo
gloria says:
HAHA
gabbag <3 <3 says:
WALAU
gabbag <3 <3 says:
THIS IS REALLI SAD
gabbag <3 <3 says:
OMG MY ARMPITS ARE V SMELLY

this is what happens when 2 pple do not understand each other

spiderman ! says:
ANYWAE THE PICS YOU POST UP
spiderman ! says:
ONE OF THEM IS MY ANGEL
spiderman ! says:
AS IN ONE OF THE COUNSELORS
being chairwoman is v tiring says:
OMG
being chairwoman is v tiring says:
WHICH ONE
being chairwoman is v tiring says:
OMG IS IT E PINPMY FACE
being chairwoman is v tiring says:
OMG BABY IMS OS ORRY
being chairwoman is v tiring says:
U CANNOT OVERWHELM ME LIKE THIS WITH TOO MUCH EXCITING INFO
being chairwoman is v tiring says:
HIS IS V EXCITING
spiderman ! says:
omg
spiderman ! says:
WHO IS HIS
being chairwoman is v tiring says:
I AM TALKING TO E GUY WHO IS PR OF MY HOUSE
being chairwoman is v tiring says:
HUH
being chairwoman is v tiring says:
HAHA
spiderman ! says:
HUH
being chairwoman is v tiring says:
ANW YES E DEWEY JOKE IS V FUNNY!
spiderman ! says:
WAD PR WAD PR
being chairwoman is v tiring says:
i cingratulate you
being chairwoman is v tiring says:
haha
being chairwoman is v tiring says:
err
being chairwoman is v tiring says:
e one i said look like e cute butch
being chairwoman is v tiring says:
haha
being chairwoman is v tiring says:
EH
being chairwoman is v tiring says:
HOW COME HE READS OUR BLOG
spiderman ! says:
I DUN UNDERSTAND
spiderman ! says:
OMG
spiderman ! says:
OH
spiderman ! says:
YES
spiderman ! says:
COS BRIDGET TOLD HIM LAH
spiderman ! says:
TMD
spiderman ! says:
!
being chairwoman is v tiring says:
OMGHOW MANY PPLE READ OUR BLOG
spiderman ! says:
SO CANNOT MENTION IT
spiderman ! says:
HAHAH
spiderman ! says:
YES
spiderman ! says:
I DUNNO I THINK GOT ALOT
spiderman ! says:
BUT I THINK IT'S QUITE FUNNY LEH
being chairwoman is v tiring says:
CAN U PLS AKS BIRD TO TAKE DOWN HER PROFILE PLEASE PLEASE
being chairwoman is v tiring says:
hh
being chairwoman is v tiring says:
BIRD TOLD HIM!
spiderman ! says:
hahah wad profile
being chairwoman is v tiring says:
ARE U SERIOUS
spiderman ! says:
WAD PROFILE
being chairwoman is v tiring says:
SHE REALLY LIKES IT
spiderman ! says:
YESS
being chairwoman is v tiring says:
E BLOGGER PROFILE
spiderman ! says:
OH
being chairwoman is v tiring says:
HERS IS STILL PUBLIC!!!!
being chairwoman is v tiring says:
YEAH
being chairwoman is v tiring says:
IS URS!!!!
being chairwoman is v tiring says:
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
spiderman ! says:
WAIT SHE HAS BEEN ----- --- WID --- FOR A ----
spiderman ! says:
AS IN JUST AS -------
spiderman ! says:
BU TYAH GOT ALOT OF TLAK
being chairwoman is v tiring says:
HUH
being chairwoman is v tiring says:
BUT SHE TOLD HIM RIGHT!
being chairwoman is v tiring says:
BUT ISN -- V ----!
spiderman ! says:
no no
spiderman ! says:
NO SHE DIN TELL *** SHE ***** ***
spiderman ! says:
BUT SHE TOLD HIM OUR BLOG

sorry have to censor a bit by lings request

gabbag <3 <3 says:
NO I'M NOT SHITTING
gabbag <3 <3 says:
hahah i went running in the afternoon
gabbag <3 <3 says:
den i never bathe yet
gabbag <3 <3 says:
OMG TV TV TV
gloria says:
HAHA
gloria says:
u peesai
gloria says:
i blogged also
gloria says:
let us spam blog
gabbag <3 <3 says:
OKAY!
gloria says:
HAHAHAHHAHA

ok my turn

as yall shld have read ...im talking to ling now but not really cos she keeps gg off to shit n watch tv n keeps saying shes smelly. and her blog post was really """ haha. i promised wendy i wld go af at 4 oclock MY TIME (wendy: but tts 8 hrs away!hahah) but ah lau came on but im arguing v badly with him now and hes being extremely childish. and i am v angry. haha okay no lah im not..but! he is really being very """"" haha okay this joke is v funny:


spiderman ! says:
aiyah the joke is v long
being chairwoman is v tiring says:
HAHA
spiderman ! says:
okay i shall summarise it
being chairwoman is v tiring says:
..
spiderman ! says:
DEN THE MAN ASKED : YOU MUST BE A GHOST
being chairwoman is v tiring says:
WILL IT STILL BE FUNNY?
spiderman ! says:
DEN DEWEY SAID 'NO I'M A MARSHMALLOW'
being chairwoman is v tiring says:
HHAH
spiderman ! says:
omg
being chairwoman is v tiring says:
HUH!
being chairwoman is v tiring says:
HAHAH
spiderman ! says:
isn't tha v funny.
spiderman ! says:
DEN THE MAN SAID 'OH YES I CAN IMAGINE POKING YOU WITH A STICK AND FRYING YOU OVER A FIRE UNTIL YOUR MIDDLE IS CRISP'
spiderman ! says:
den dewey cried

AHH

hello hello do yall know how smelly i am now. i am very very smelly hehe. OKAY ANYWAE THINGS YALL MUST TELL ME IF IT HAPPENS, or anyone else for that matter THAT'S WAD FRIENDS ARE FOR.

1) if i haf bo
2) if i haf baksai in my eye
3) if pisai is hanging from my nose
4) if my pubes are hanging out from my bikini OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE I DIN CENSOR THAT
5) if my breath smells
6) if yall can see my ear shit
7) if my shirt has sweatstains

okay most important is number 2 and 5 cos it's very hard to detect. the rest can be dug out. OMG THAT WAS SO DISGUSTING.

SHIT THAT WAS REALLY ERALLY GROSS.

ahahha anywae i'm toking to gloria online now. actualli not realli our convo has been stagnant since 8 pm cos i had to go watch tv and i haf to go again I AM SO SORRY. and i hate pw!! shit. okay bye bye

since kenny insisted

keee; truly julie says:
hahaha no
keee; truly julie says:
i dont like guys
keee; truly julie says:
worse if theyre gay
keee; truly julie says:
i just think that guys are hot
keee; truly julie says:
and sexy
keee; truly julie says:
and mmmm yummy
keee; truly julie says:
HAHA
keee; truly julie says:
r u gg to put that on gabbag no right
' |-bessiE wedgie in the mouth says:
since yu mentioned it i will

not a particularly outstanding convo but since he insisted.

ahh ahh wedgie in my mouth :/ cannot eat cannot sing cannot sleep I HAVE NO MORE PURPOSE IN LIFE. hmm i forgot what i came online to blog. OH YEAH! the super mother weird strange qi guai convo with gloria wendy ah lau and jk's brother-_- AIYAH im very distracted losing my train of thought forget it thanks anyway for asking abt my tooth=D and those who didn't curse yall grow xiao bai cai and chye sim at your YKW

haha OMG what is this

http://peas-out.diary-x.com/journal.cgi?entry=20051027

HAHAHAHAHA

since it is the trend to post convos i am gg to post one too

charlotte says:
zit can u pls change font back to times
charlotte says:
it is v obvious
charlotte says:
hahah why
charlotte says:
cos bird can se!
charlotte says:
dt we r two diff pple
charlotte sends:

charlotte says:
why u send me

You have failed to receive file "hair1.jpg" from charlotte.

charlotte says:
eh shit
charlotte says:
hahahaha
charlotte says:
i thought yu were char
charlotte says:
eh change font!
charlotte says:
confuse bird
charlotte says:
hahahahahah
charlotte says:
i changed liao!
charlotte says:
still diff la u asshole
charlotte says:
times new roman wad
charlotte says:
ok
charlotte says:
we both go arial
charlotte says:
font size 10
charlotte says:
ok ok
charlotte says:
regular ok
charlotte says:
say or me!
charlotte says:
or me!
charlotte says:
or me!
charlotte says:
no no in other window!
charlotte says:
ARGH too late!
charlotte says:
how come our font is still diff
bridget says:
can u pls retort
bridget says:
WHOS PIC IS DAT??
gloria says:
very cute right
bridget says:
who!
bridget says:
progress!
bridget says:
its a GUY
bridget says:
yay go zit go
gloria sends:
Open(Alt+P)
gloria says:
very cute right
gloria says:
ILIKEILIEK
bridget says:
hahahahaha

You have successfully received C:\Documents and Settings\gloria ong\My Documents\My Received Files\17265951616085l.jpg from gloria.

bridget says:
is it reuben!
gloria says:
reuben where got so cute
gloria says:
eh y think cute a not
bridget says:
OH SHIT THATS NOT A GUY U ASSHOLE
bridget says:
RHATS JILL SEAH
bridget says:
u1111
bridget says:
YOU
gloria says:
HAHA
gloria says:
OMG!
gloria says:
CORRECT









gloria says:
dunno leh
gloria says:
i am not on frenster
gloria says:
send me the pic?
bridget says:
hmm wait ah
bridget says:
cos neither am i
bridget says:
gosh she has very manyly arms!!!
bridget says:
why do they looks os manly???
gloria says:
YA
gloria says:
v nice leh
bridget says:
AHHH
bridget says:
but how come in her girl pics they look so slim???
bridget says:
i think she is a hermaprhodite
bridget says:
or a mutant
bridget says:
i bet shes a mutant!
gloria says:
wheres her girls pic?
bridget says:
go here
bridget says:
http://www.friendster.com/viewphotos.php?uid=2414271
bridget says:
mannn
bridget says:
see e fat butch?
bridget says:
yucks i think i can be prettier than her
bridget says:
act chio only
gloria says:
omg
gloria says:
the one with the specs?!
gloria says:
ya
gloria says:
but the other butch is cute tho


all this is very incriminating

haha wendy you break my domination. WANNA DIE AH.
teeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I FOUND SOME OKAY LOOKING KOREAN AND JAP GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!











AND ALSO A WAY TO GET TO KNOW THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!










TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE








AND BRING THEM BACK TO SPORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!










OK FINE ONLY GOT ONE SO WHAT. i know the rest are a little errrrr...but the more the merrier right!

helo helo its me again! i have a sudden urge to post pics




this is the counselor i think is reallly cute























these 2 are just. weird. haha no lah actually they are quite cute too

okay charlottes snippets as promised

this clock never seemed so alive says:
he is PR of my house la!
this clock never seemed so alive says:
he thinks our house is a hotel
this clock never seemed so alive says:
i think he was happy i left so he can take my room
you and i both loveddd , says:
hahhahahahahaha
you and i both loveddd , says:
OMG
you and i both loveddd , says:
is he yr friends bf
you and i both loveddd , says:
or smth
you and i both loveddd , says:
eh ask him come on webcam
you and i both loveddd , says:
hahahah
you and i both loveddd , says:
OG
you and i both loveddd , says:
OMG
this clock never seemed so alive says:
HELLO MY HOUSE IN SPORE LA

you and i both loveddd , says:
HAHAHAHA
you and i both loveddd , says:
OH
you and i both loveddd , says:
REALLY
you and i both loveddd , says:
hahahaha
you and i both loveddd , says:
omg
you and i both loveddd , says:
i very stupid today

this clock never seemed so alive says:
do u know he is shumeis cousin
you and i both loveddd , says:
HUH
you and i both loveddd , says:
REALLY
this clock never seemed so alive says:
how small is the world right
this clock never seemed so alive says:
YES
you and i both loveddd , says:
shumei
this clock never seemed so alive says:
yah
you and i both loveddd , says:
is the girl who
this clock never seemed so alive says:
haha
you and i both loveddd , says:
hmm
you and i both loveddd , says:
is her name shumei
you and i both loveddd , says:
WHO
you and i both loveddd , says:
I DONO
this clock never seemed so alive says:
is dating strawberry fam
you and i both loveddd , says:
oh that is shumin
you and i both loveddd , says:
sorry
this clock never seemed so alive says:
jam
you and i both loveddd , says:
who is shumei
this clock never seemed so alive says:
hah
you and i both loveddd , says:
OH
you and i both loveddd , says:
OH
you and i both loveddd , says:
OH
you and i both loveddd , says:
OMG
this clock never seemed so alive says:
OMG
you and i both loveddd , says:
i want the sis not him
you and i both loveddd , says:
hahahaha
this clock never seemed so alive says:
let us meditate n grow brains
you and i both loveddd , says:
i mean cousin

you and i both loveddd , says:
I REALLY DAMN DUMB TODAY

this clock never seemed so alive says:
oh how ur leg!!!
this clock never seemed so alive says:
is it betteer?
this clock never seemed so alive says:
u so poor thing
this clock never seemed so alive says:
aiyooo
this clock never seemed so alive says:
so how>
you and i both loveddd , says:
leg ???
you and i both loveddd , says:
HAHAHA
you and i both loveddd , says:
OMG
you and i both loveddd , says:
OMG
you and i both loveddd , says:
IS IT THE I FALL DOWN






this clock never seemed so alive says:
MY BRO JUS CAME ONLINE N HE SAY HIS FREN
this clock never seemed so alive says:
why?
this clock never seemed so alive says:
haha
this clock never seemed so alive says:
saw
you and i both loveddd , says:
his fren what
this clock never seemed so alive says:
im dead
you and i both loveddd , says:
saw what !
this clock never seemed so alive says:
how am i gg to explain
you and i both loveddd , says:
THE BLOG ?!
this clock never seemed so alive says:
his fren!
you and i both loveddd , says:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
this clock never seemed so alive says:
no
you and i both loveddd , says:
then
you and i both loveddd , says:
huh
this clock never seemed so alive says:
my pic la u dumbo
you and i both loveddd , says:
SAW ME FALL DOWN

this clock never seemed so alive says:
OMH
you and i both loveddd , says:
i think i really v stupid

haha self-proclaimed many many times

7:21:12 PM p_residentofsingapore@hotmail.com says:hahahaha i saw how yu "trash" zit la-_-
7:21:14 PM p_residentofsingapore@hotmail.com says:tyco

7:23:43 PM You said:oooooh
7:23:53 PM You said:wait till i write abt this in my online journal!

I AM EXTREMELY INSULTED. I REALLY CALCULATED WHERE THE LAST BOMB WAS. BCOS OF BESSIES INSULT I AM GG TO KEEP MY SECRET TACTICS TO MYSELF SO THERE

hello berrie i am online

wait a minute! yall must be wondering. if gloria is blogging at this time..it must mean she! thats right i skipped class AGAIN. the same class i pangsehed exam for pretending i was severely ill even though i was only moderately ill. but my logic is, since she's going to be giving back the exam papers today, there is no point in me going. which i think is pretty reasonable, on top of the fact that i was feeling rather foggy-headed and hungry.

anw i cant really remember what happened tonight very well but i shall try and recollect details.
i was talking to charlotte first i think and she was being extra mindless today. haha i will paste snippets of the convo. and then ** *** came on and baked cookies. as in he was baking cookies at the same time as chatting and once again i realised we really are not on the same wavelength no matter how cute i might think he is. oh dear. i dont know whether i should just give up now. kenny was really funny too and he edited ** *** very strangely and gave charlotte "the grinch who stole christmas" hair. i won zit at minesweepers and it was a very very tight race bcos we both had 25 flags. BUT i used my super amazing minesweepers tactics to blow her away. yay. if yall pay me i can teach you guys. but the most freaky part of the night was when i heard my grandma wake up.. oh wait wait backtrack a bit. charlotte thought ***** *** was cute so i put him as my display pic. then she kept begging me to tell her who he was then she wanted to have a 3some with him and my brother but she didnt dare to ask his mom for permission. then suddenly my brother came online! and i forgot i had put a topless pic of his best friend as my display so i had to tell him the truth! haha i know im really rambling very badly and all of you prob have no idea what im talking about. but neither do i. anw just to show how foggy i am right now i sent ** *** an sms asking about his cookies and he replied: men dun belong in the kitchen. I was abt to ask him what men dun belong meant bcos i thot it was hokkien cum malay cum chinese as in "men" for door and "dun" as in "yi dun fan" and "belong" pronounced "kelong" some new phrase yall coined while i was gone. omg. i have to stop my weird biological cycle or else it'll just get worse

):):):):):

it has been an absolutely horrible and spastic day. i need someone from gabbag to talk to now that zit and charissa have left! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh























i wish i could go back to beginning of this year and i'll do EVERYTHING differently.

a lot of things have happened tonight

i will blog in detail later. haha but my blood pressure rose many many times tonight

hello! i am here to continue the gloria-gloria-gloria pattern! lets take a look at some pictures:

this is the pic zit sent me with the v cute butch. lets all take a close look at the one on the most right. doesnt she look like..............




































the one on the right here! uncanny resemblance right.

ok now lets take a look at this picture

doesnt the one on the left look like:..................................................................................................................................

if u spike his hair up and make him smile and give him a shirt

and finally for the uncanniest resemblance of all!!!!!! doesn the one on the right of the 2nd last pic look like!!!

i am trying to create alot of space

HOLY COW! the resemblance!

oh dear i am very sorry i know i am blogging three times in a row within one hour but i really have nothing to do. okay actually i have to get to school. class starts in 1 hr 10 mins and i take 1 hr 20 mins to get to school. but i just cant get my ass off the bed. HAHAHA which makes me realise i really have to go NOW.

zit AH. that is not a doll that is BJORK. she wore a swan to the grammys

I SAID NO MUSHY ENTRIES!

zit u baksai rg had grass jelly lah except it came in a bowl and not a cup. and with a spoon. stall no. 10. anw i must be more savvy like liching make use of service provider's full range of er. services. thats why they're called service providers. HAHAH my level of humor is burgeoning v greatly too! zit AH. do you know i jus found out u have a blog. that is actually living? can u pls paste the link here

liching i hate to interrupt the lovely picture yu painted of us and yingsze and her tofu. but i must remind yu.
RG HAD NO GRASS JELLY.

btw this girl is really v v v pretty.
like some doll.
cant believe i'm never noticed her in rj before.
http://www.friendster.com/user.php?uid=3774000
i think i've viewed her frenster at least 20 times in the past week.
not my account anyway.
HAHA now ian looks like a si bian tai.

wah lao eh. pw sucks big time.
haha reading all your lame ass entries.
BESSIE LEONG, do yu realised yu have featured in all the nolstagic ones with most unromantic antics. LIKE STEALING FOOD.

ching i find ur bu yue er tong joke v funny lehh hahahahahhahahahahaahhahahahahahha.
wah lao. si beh late. night.

eh shit is it sendoh or sensoh. i cant rmb

hihihi babies

in case youre wondering i didnt undergo kennysia-fied or whatever but i need to say this LIMBEH IS IN A VERY GOOD MOOD TODAY heehee even though pw dryrun is tmr (: jus now i p0nn3d gp with hazmi and woah i tell you we are getting bolder and bolder do you know where we went. we went next door. -_- to the 'lounge' to nap. HAHA do you know if my teacher had jus poked her head in ah. anyway turns out got no gp -_- so i got awakened rudely by just and shuting's pw group who entered to film stuff woah tmd the light dem bright and rich's voice uber loud can so i stumbled out with a throbbing head and neck cos i slept on na's v awkward chair

anyway everyone has made v emo entries! and said everything that i wanted to say alr -_- i jus wanted to add that I MISS YOU GLORIA DARLING YOU AND UR SWE@TY P@LMS (wow look theyre hyperlinked) AND I CANNOT WAIT FOR YOU TO COME BACK. and yr friend's entry is really vv sweet she mus be a super nice girl (:

i miss rg too but haha yea its so weird we've gotten so much closer in rj! last time in rg the only times i saw berrie was when she came over to get food (: heehee AHHHH I LOVE ALL OF YOU

ya lor ching i cannot stand it how can rj canteen not sell peel fresh. wahraos. AND SENDOH IS IT OMG SENDOH!! OH AND DONT WORRY MY SENSE OF HUMOUR IS REALLY DYING i think it mus be nina's influence. you and ur aidspert sai la na

HEEHEE ANTM NOW BYEBYE can you tell i was blogging here and on my blog simultaneously -_-

and can we pls adjust the clock we look like weirdos who blog at super unearthly hours

after a really long time

hello i m here to blog after very long.couldnt stand the mushiness anymore so i have to add in.in case you all havent realised, i like to be very philosophical when i am talking about abstract things so here goes the penny for my thought whatever la.

ABSENCE MAKES THE HEART FONDER GLORIAAAAA!!!!

heh i really enjoy being part of the clique even though i m much later than most of you all.just wanna say LOVE YA LOVE YA LOVE YA ALL.seriously i dun think i can ever find grosser people on earth.or rather more similar people.we complement and bring out the best in each other!

just to sidetrack today under no planning at all all the trip science gabbag people were found slacking in the library ponning lectures.hmm bu yue er tong.dun date children.WHOA MY LEVEL OF HUMOUR IS VERY HIGH TODAY LEH.

ya i dunno why but my image of gabbag in secondary school is eating grass jelly and drinking marigold fruit juice around the small round table and then yingsze will come along with a plate of tofu (??) and then she will move away cos we all look really hungry.



ok that was not very sentimental i guess.



ANYWAY OOMPA LOOMPA I HEARD AHLAU HAS TAKEN AN INTEREST IN YOU !!!!!!!

PLS UPDATE US.YOU CAN GO TO WWW.SINGTEL.COM AND THEN GO TO MOBILE AND THEN GO TO SMS SERVICES.FROM THERE CAN SEND FREE SMS TO US (LEEYING, BRIDGET, ME AND EVERYONE WHO IS USING SINGTEL) SO YOU CAN UPDATE US ANYTIME ANYWHERE BABY (:

wendy ah i cannot find battle royale!!

dear berrie leong, glen asked me to go to his house to play ddr on thursday (:

ok i dun think i can post this up, my connection just died on me.

wait wait sorry to blog again . but HELLO BESSIE LEONG RMB LAST TIME YOU MAKE ME SIGN UP FOR SOME MVP MSN GROUP ?!?!?! OMG WHY IS IT SENDING PORN TO ME !!! arghhh . is anyone else getting it ?? and why does bart keep emailing me about handwriting -_-

omgosh im very sorry to break the glo wendy glo wendy blogging trend but i have to put mushy entry after reading that . actually felt quite sad reading glo's friends chinese entry . i dono why everything in chin act looks sadder haha . anyway what i want to say is this :

really value the friendships gabbag has given me over this short period of time and i realise our friendship is really innocent . in fact weirdly innocent considering our age and were we're at (rj) where everything actually seems so much more superficial . its like we dont expect anything out of one another and we're not taking advantage of one another ( cept when bess eats my food hahaha ) ya but really . its quite hard in fact very hard to find this kind of friendship anymore . sigh . but at least we have each other (: anddd like ling said we're really one of the few cliques who dint break apart moving from sec sch to jc . in fact , think we even got closer (: quite cool . hai gloria even though you're not here with us physically you're here with us err mentally ? emotionally haha . yup (: and don be silly and think of coming back . you just have to decide what is worth it and im sure this is worth it cus we'll still be here for you anytime and everytime whether you're away or back in sg . yepp . wouldnt want to be in any other clique ever .

ok end mushy . i still rmb after i got back my lit paper in sec 3 bessie comforted me by sending me an email telling me to not be sad and don do anything stupid cus i will die a virgin and she really wants to know what sex is like . and she ended it with ' i mean dont you want to know what it is like ?? ' ok so disgusting hahahaha . omg .

anyway can we get out of mushy mode .
okay theme of the week : SWEETEST THINGS A GUY HAS EVER SAID TO YOU

i start off : ' xiao mei mei yao bu yao zhuo peng you ' -_- hahaha ok kidding anyway the guy was younger than me . tmd xiao meimei your ass . OKAY gd luck for op dry run tmr . (:

testing testing...

my friends blog entry. she's so nice isnt she?? if only i could be brave or sentimental enough to tell her how grateful i am. hope u guys can understand e language its like canton slang n fan ti zi. but PLS no mushy entries after this thanks

這個星期唯一記得的是GABBAG
每天Gloria口中都是時Singapore n gabbag
她用了幾小時說gabbag的事我也用了幾少時耐心的聽著
感覺是她真的很掛著老家
雖然很難100%明白她在說甚麼
因為她不停地笑而她很要面子地說是entertaining me,感受到對她的重要畢竟要一個17歲的小孩離開自己的家是件很難的事
gabbag中我已知道誰是bridget, ziting, "she'll eat the boy's food if u pay her 10 cents"
其他的只記得樣子再努力...
現在我和我個妹都已聽得懂spore lang
新加坡人比香港人單純很多
令我想起每一次都要施暴我的amee, bella, cyn, jen.. etc...
很掛著我的朋友....
要再多幾多年我們才會回到香港
要是我們還在 Maryknoll多好呢......

離開是為了回來

oh man! i hope this is not fate. or rather lack of. i went to ______________'s blog to dl ____'s pics but i couldnt! but i cld dl e rest! oh dear :(

OMG i finally have my own room. my bed is so nice and comfortable, and i have a full-length mirror. and that sadly, is about it. but too much clutter is no good also lah i guess. im gg to keep my room tidy so my grandma has no reason to scold me. YAY i dont have to slp on e stupid hard bed in my temporary room anymore

bastard

ids official

fugly tit can be BASTARD NO. 3

APART FROM GLORIA'S D**** HUS BASTARD NO. 1 AND BESSIE'S d***** HUS BASTARD NO. 2 , THE FUGLY TIT CAN TAKE THE THIRD POSITION

FUGG HIM

Cause it's you and me and all of the people with nothing to do
Nothing to prove
And it's you and me and all of the people
And I don't know why, I can't keep my eyes off of you

There's something about you nowI can't quite figure out
Everything she does is beautiful
Everything she does is right

i love yu guys a lot a lot a lot.

whats with the influx of mushy entries

I LOVE YU ALL TOO.







my goodness gloria youre really homesick.

p|nksh0efetish has a new blog. i feel weird. i feel like i dun know her anymore

AHH

gloria ur entry was so sad! even tho it was very funny. becos all we do is loser things hoho. but we do all of them together and we do the same loser things. and today charlotte fell down the LT2 steps and landed on her side. i hope your leg is okay now woman. and before that i almost fell all the way but onli tripped over two steps. cos we wanted to see the harry potter twin. yeaa. another loser thing in another loser day. hohoho.

ah and i'm reminded of our f off bitch table and how we always don't listen to each other talk and raise our hands to air our armpits. OKAY MEBBE WE DUN that was plain gross. and i think from rgs our clique is one of the most defined ones. think the other clique that matches to ours is the simin 4 pple clique. but yea anywaes. ahhhh i miss rgs so much! esp since rj isn't realli very homely. in fact it isn't at all. and even tho i've made new friends (very very very few -.-) i'll always go back to the clique pple and tell stuff. whoah yall are my soulmates man!

okay anywae i am suddenly reminded of bessie's quote i forgot the exact words but its 'we must not die as virgins' or something liddat. HAHAH i dunno y it suddenly came to my mind.

ZIT LIKES 3 GUYS IN RJ NOW. one is married, the other has a girlfriend and the other is short.

IMPROVEMENT!

gabbag has succeeded we shall continue to strive towards greatness. AHAHA. okay love yall so much i'm willing to spend 1 dollar on smses. but not too many. wa.

anywae on another topic i haf warts on my leg again. okay i know yall dun need to know that but yah. it's just me being gross again. and there are 7 ALL ON THE BIG TOE. do you know i should just chop it off lah. okay BYE.

WAT THE..
how come it suddenly appeared.
blogger is playing very evil tricks on me.

OH MY G**

I SWEAR I AM GOING TO HACK INTO BLOGGER. I WROTE THIS REALLY NICE SENTIMENTAL looooooooooooooNG PIECE ABT GABBAG N DEN IT SAID : ERROR! N MY CAPTAIN PLANET SONG! MANNNNN I HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO WRITE AGN. BAH. CURSE THE EGYPTIAN TOTEMS!

do you know how homesick i feel?

today was a really nostalgic day for me... but i didnt really realise tt until my friend told me the only topic in my convos was gabbag. then i was like " it is not!" den she said yes. den i said it was only bcos i am choosing e funniest stories to entertain u. den she said: to entertain me or to entertain urself?? den it hit me tt yah acually i was mainly bcos i was e only only laughing hysterically n bcos i was talking so fast she cldnt hear anything n i kept interrupting myself to laugh. OH DEAR. do u know, u guys, that at e back of my mind theres this crazy idea that i can still go back to spore n be a j1 even tho il be one yr behind u all but i know dats jus mad but i know its hanging on the back of my mind somewhere. anw it is very bad. bcos my poor fren basically heard e entire history of gabbag in one day. which is actually quite easy to tell bcos all i do is say one loser thing then basically apply it to diff members of gabbag in diff formulas n repeat everyday. so basically we have a test tmr n we did NOT study bcos i keep laughing to myself n she was v distracted by me. OH DEAR. do u know everyday she hears stories bt gabbag. n she knows gabbag's origins, e founder, and all of you by name. haha. n dat we lost gabbag book n how bridget fell aslp in e bus n poked a hot guy in e back. i was referring to 2 separate events btw.
n she is really v poor thing bcos i jus keep interrupting her to talk abt gabbag if i were her i wld have jus slapped myself. she n her sister r really e sweetest most considerate pple on earth. so i was like eh go here! read her blog! den i paste birds blog. den i said oh read this one too! den i paste lings blog. den i said oh wait got another one. den i paste chings blog. den chars blog. OH OH. its really v bad. so im talking to 2 guys now online n no they r not hot. n guess what im talking bt again. no wonder they r both asking me do i miss my friends a lot. however did they guess. and of cos LING MSGED ME. dat was e best surprise of e day. dat is like wow! major milestone for ling oh hater of all technological forms of communication n keeper of money. yeah tt tops my rant for now.

earth! fire! wind! water! heart! all our powers combined.. we are gabbag! (capt planet hahaha)
im a gabbag-er! u can be one too! cosing shaving our hair is the thing to do! farting n burping is always the way... u and gabbag! have a say! THE POWER IS YOURS!

hello my babies!

i am suffering from really bad ___l__ withdrawal!
and bridget dat so ji sub guy! i swear iv seen him in my sch before! i will hunt him down n rape him! den i will take pics n send u

clement pi@k is not handsome la! n he cannot spell. or was tt e other guy. anw any name with e 'at' sign then a letter after it will be hyperlinked like this: j@m but with no letter behind no hyperlink like this: glori@
HUMM it rained ice today n it was v noisy cos i was studing in e library n den it snded like a mob was throwing rocks at my sch roof. i was getting q irritated bcos of this girl who was making a lot of noise b4 dat n suddenly she started squealing ice ice! den i was like u hysterical ah can u keep quiet den i realised it was raining ice den i started squealing myself hehehe. n i msged ling!!! sorry honeybuns i nvr reply hehe save money
i will post pics soon! as soon as i learn how to *i can see bridget smirking already*

myy p1@kp1@k

HIYA BABIESSS haha sorrae i always comment and nv blog omg EH i think c1em3nt p1@k is looking better and better why is his surname hyperlinked is it a bad word ANYWAYS HE IS DEM HOT LEH OMG haha BERRIE AGREES but she say only from the side. and nina thinks he's ugly ):

everyone POST MORE PICTURES THIS PLACE IS GETTING MONOTONOUS

AHH bessie you are right

so thats why pple code their names!!! ahahaha. dont worry i changed liao!

MY HOME INTERNET NOT WORKING

EH MY BRO'S ROOMMATE IS ITALIAN AND HE'S A WRESTLER. okay the wrestler bit is a bit put offish. OKAY I LOVE YOU ALL. AND REFER TO TITLE.

oh man wendy is cracking me up.
this was after i opened webcam:

.:laugh:. 說:hey how come deres a guy behind yu ar
.:laugh:. 說:and i also saw a long haired gurl standing rite behind yu
of that im sure 說:hahahahhahahahahahahhahaha
of that im sure 說:HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
.:laugh:. 說:she lo s dead
of that im sure 說:OMG
.:laugh:. 說:sadako ar
of that im sure 說:she is sleeping my darling
of that im sure 說:N THE LONG HAIRED GIRL IS ME
.:laugh:. 說: beware
of that im sure 說:can u don be retarded
.:laugh:. 說:hahah damnit
.:laugh:. 說: my scare din work
of that im sure 說:HAHAHAHAHAHOMG OMG
of that im sure 說:wendy
of that im sure 說:oh
of that im sure 說:OHOH
of that im sure 說:OH
of that im sure 說:hahahahahhah
.:laugh:. 說:danmit

i thot she was talking bt my fren who was slpig behind me in bed

haiyo 說:NW CHAR IS LEAVING FOR PROMOS
haha i cannot be like that but wendys answer is LAGI BEST
.:laugh:. 說:wad?
.:laugh:. 說:leaving fer promos?
.:laugh:. 說:huh?
.:laugh:. 說:leaving
.:laugh:. 說:wads tt?
.:laugh:. 說:haha i bet yall havig sex

HUH! how does shume* know lia**e n**i?? n m**ique n s**n n gi**ian!!! n li**ne **oi is gd frens with ste**n h**ri**a?? HUH n n@t@lyn b@l@krishnan!? HAHA i must go back to spore soon n investigate all this

hehe i forgot here is the link to her friendster http://www.friendster.com/viewphotos.php?uid=21943538

OMG

OMG PEOPLE PEOPLE REMEMBER LEE S****I??????
she was on 17 cover max might rmbr. ALAMAK SHE IS DATING JAM NOW. CAN SOMEONE KILL ME HOW COME ALL GUYS HAVE PAEDOLPHILIC TENDENCIES. i cannot believe this. n she is xiang fei fei's cousin. my bros other gd fren. WHY IS E WORLD SO SMALL. argh. i have been upshowed by a 16 yr old!!!! albeit a very pretty one. but for some reason i hope they stay tgt its like theyre perfect for each other

aiyo when we are kennysiaified its really damn damn damn funny. wendy how did u get that

hello!

i got shitloads of shit results for my promos and can't take my s papers already. so my brother told me my future is ruined and i cannot get any scholarships and i will haf to stay in singapore forever and ever and ever amen.

this is shit!

anywae we are stagnating let us not. i will come bak with a happier entry! after i get home and post pictures

ahh ! stop posting photos of her la omg . can you all give her some privacy hahaha .
wah im really sian .
ok who wants what from bangkok
if i don read before i go too bad .
haha i wont chekc this blog on purpose
ok no kdding .
ok everyone have a safe week ahead . i'll see you all when i get back .
byeeeeeee

"Halfway through i was soo tired Er|k had to p|ggy back me"

and she still dare say zhu@n9 has no reason to distrust her.

i hate kenny. i really really do.

keee; says:
eh my friend says u are lesbian!
' |-bessiE says:
my goodness
keee; says:
and that u have a fetish for female armpits wth?
' |-bessiE kbb 10000 times better than srb says:
whos your friend
' |-bessiE kbb 10000 times better than srb says:
THATS NOT ME
' |-bessiE kbb 10000 times better than srb says:
THATS BEN TAY
' |-bessiE kbb 10000 times better than srb says:
WHOS YOUR FRIEND
keee; says:
some person u dunno la
' |-bessiE kbb 10000 times better than srb says:
then how he know me
' |-bessiE kbb 10000 times better than srb says:
and that im lesbian (im not) and that i have a fetish for female armpit (i dun, thats ben tay)
keee; says:
he from chinese high
keee; says:
he say damian say so
' |-bessiE kbb 10000 times better than srb says:
whats his name
' |-bessiE kbb 10000 times better than srb says:
haha omg thats siaozzzZZzzzZ
keee; says:
his name is called Jo
keee; says:
surname King
' |-bessiE kbb 10000 times better than srb says:
are yu bluffing me
' |-bessiE kbb 10000 times better than srb says:
what a weird name
' |-bessiE kbb 10000 times better than srb says:
and what a weird thing to say
keee; says:
Jo King
keee; says:
hahaaha
' |-bessiE kbb 10000 times better than srb says:
kenny ar.
' |-bessiE kbb 10000 times better than srb says:
i really hate yu
keee; says:
bessie i am sorry but i am a liar for no reason
' |-bessiE kbb 10000 times better than srb says:
_|_


Terrible Thursday has come and gone. i feel so relieved.

JUNJIN

http://s24.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=0ZDWKNLF2AJLZ2GBFOVSTAT84L

this link is for leeying. leeying this is a junjin clip that is omg. it is -_- until.and it is a v big file

craving for kbox):

its scary how many spca volunteers are guaitais. i was at bugis helping out at world animal day and 4/5 of the pple i was volunteering with are plain qi guai:/ one brought his stuffed toys from home to sell at 50 each and keeps shouting at poor passersby that they are made in america. another one doesn't talk at all but his eyes keep shifting to the money box like he wants to steal. one quite pui girl was telling me how she used to weigh 100 kg last year and another girl ate 1 of my 3 takopachi GRRRRRR okay that one is not called weird that one is called greedy BUT EXCUSE ME ONE IS FOR 70 CENTS PLS PAY UP. then the last one is this cute guy who is actually quite strange too but its okay he's cute heehee.

and then there was this old and quite pui guy with blond hair and tattoos on his arms who bought like 10 spca shirts and he looks like the old fogey from nan quan mama!! the one that the asshole youngsters kicked out of the band GRRRRR. urgh dun like nan quan mama already.

is everybody going sentosa tmr?


the whole world is one big self-centred piece of shit. including me.

on a lighter note,



doesn't the guy on the extreme left have the mother biggest nose yu have ever seen

pangsai

i have shat three times so far today. whoah pangsai man. hahah no pun intended -.-

okay anywae happy birthday everyone who have had their birthdays this year. i jus suddenly felt the need to say it. so that is everyone except for charlotte haha. and tomorrow there's not school so i'm gonna spend the day watching tv and squeezing my sorry ass so that it will become smaller. oh wow that sounds really bad shit.

can we pls go hongkong disneyland in 2007 on gabbag's birthday. which is 9th september rite. or 2009 when we turn 21.

AIYAH HAHAH GLORIA I LOOK LIKE A FILIPINO MAID. AND ARE YOU SURE THERE ARE SUCH THINGS ARE CHINESE MAIDS.

haha stupid wendy.

why am i posting so much in one day!
i feel gabbag in full force today gosh!
on a natural high.
mannn why must we grow up.
haha zit rocks my socks. but nothing else.

omg zit is jack can someone pls kill me! stupid girl

I AM V V DISGUSTED. KENNY U CANNOT INTRO ZIT N BESSIE TO THIS KIND OF PPLE. OMG I HAVE DISCOVERED E IDENTITY OF E NAMELESS BOOBS! N E BRENDAN LIM LOOKALIKE! ZIT N BERRIE R IDIOTS

oh dear we really nd to stop confusing ourselves. zit started it.

WHY HAVE THEY BEEN TALKING FOR SO LONG.
luckily i didnt go if not i wld have fallen aslp already.
oh dear today is a really blasphemic day. ahhh my cereal!

i want my banana nut cereal

haha. omg e church pple r outside for weekly saturday meetings so i am really scared to go out even though i want to eat cereal v badly. unless i can find a way to do it without them noticing me. haha but unfortunately they r in e living room so i cannot do it unless i am harry potter haha. n my cousins r twins haha. i know if i go outside my uncle will say " hey jia!" v loudly n den "why dont u join us!" argh y is my uncle so pious haha not tt its a bad thing of cos. e church pple r like wow! super holy they call each other "brother" and "sister" which means i am sister gloris. i always feel v guilty( for lack of a better word) when i go to the congregation esp since i have not been baptised before so i cannot drink e juice n eat e bread! so i jus sit ard n smile like a goondu. n pass on e plate v quickly when i think no one is looking. anw another reason y i cannot go out is bcos i am wearing my maid outfit. i look like a chinese maid. haha. i think i got mistaken for one before but it cld have jus been my hearing but i dont think so

WE HAVE CONFIRMATION

THE ALIENS HAVE LANDED.

I KNOW WHY P!NKSHOEFET|5H BROKE UP WITH ZHUANG. YEEEEEEEEEEEES!

hoho. go to her blog to read.

but i feel very sad leh. for zhu@ng cos he seems like such a nice and smart and perfect guy i cant believe he's like that.

ahhhhhh. its not even my life. why do i feel so sad.

bye bye bio yu piece of shit

i have been singing a lot in preparation for friday's kbox session HOHO YALL WATCH OUT

OMG YOU NEED TO SEE THIS

omg everyone go kennysia.com its dem funny la HAHA oh shit

hahaha i still tink that either 1) zhuang cheated on her or 2) she found out tt the cat zhuang gaf her is actually a bitch with long hair hehehe ok no lar tink she just lost interest...wldn be surprisin given her character but her taiwan friend is super duper hot i tink she loooks damn chio!!!

YUCKS

oh gross. she definitely went for plastic. do u guys know how different she looks! pan ruo liang ren u know. i think its cos e effects of plastic surgery are wearing off. her nose is drooping already and her eyes r not as big. BESSIE I CANT BELIEVE U FOLLOW HER BLOG. i steadfastly oppose it. e same goes for bridget. and e guy is NOT cute at all. he looks like a sissy.

eh look look

hey look look p|nkshoef3tish has a cute guy friend! i think its gonna be her new boyfriend. i wonder what happened between her and zhu@ng. HMMMMMMMMMMMMMM wendy what do yu think? and i realise the more yu look at her the uglier she gets. and her nose looks fake.

fugged up

its amazing how shitty the chem paper can make me feel. i was super numb after the exam. i went home and spent one hour thinking about all the STUPID MARKS I LOST during the paper and eating half a tub of ben and jerry's chunky monkey and wallowing in self-pity. cannot even say the paper was hard cos it bloody wasn't. it was very very doable but i 1) didn't study hard enough 2) dilly-dallied during the mcq 3) panicked when realised there wasn't enoough time and hence MAJOR SCREW-UP

i was counting on chem for A or B lor cos of s paper. now i wont be able to do any s papers, not even 1, and i cant go overseas or nus. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

it's all elmo head's fault. he kept walking up and down saying very easy hor very easy hor EASY MY BACKSIDE LA even if it is can stop distracting and making me panick QI SI WO aiyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh he better give me my s papers if not i'll threaten to let ching rape him. ching yu will help me right?

okay i have finished whining. good luck for physics everybardy.

oh ya i blame it on the twins effect too which didn't turn out nice. but gillian cheung is very pretty

my confession: wang ziting

hello everyone this is zit.
ah lau, i have a confession to make.
i have been hiding my feelings all this while n using wendy as a scapegoat.
but now u know e truth i feel so much better :)))

kill me why dont you! both of you!
i am gg to haunt berrie n wendy in my next life.
n i will make sure they both die very horrible deaths

holla holla

eh eh twins effect on channel u now! the one that yingsze called the twin effects haha. it looks super cool with noodle cheng and edison chen (LOVE LOVE LOVE) and anthony wong and charlene choi and gillian cheung and angmoh vampires. isn't charlene choi the one jay chou and shawn yue were quarreling about? or shawn yue and edison chen. hmm dun remember only know shawn yue is involved. and i think gillian cheung is suuuuuper pretty.

for ah lau's information oompaloompa is gloria and chocfudgepie is wendy(:

wendy here ah.
yah berrie i know what u mean! i always liked to watch those gambling shows where e guy is king of gambling n those shaolin ones hahaha. with e fat boy n e not so fat boy. n where u just keep laughing at e subtitles bcos they really do not match what e characters r saying.
n i loved all e jackie chan shows. n got this show where they all tried to hijack e ship n there was a woman with really big boobs n she fell over while holding a gun.

OH. MY. GOD.
who'se gloria there is no gloria wat.

gloria yu might as well just take this blog as your own

woman yu crush kenny is it no i dun spend a lot of time with him yu shld ask ching about him.

shit youre making me jealous abt ahlau): and doesn't he read this blog?

promos suckkkkkkkk. i have no life i have not stepped out of the house since gp exam.

okay jackie chan show now im going to watch i miss all the old retarded funny spastic weird hongkong movies esp stephen chow show esp those with the fat little boy who is always baring his ass and the shaolin shows with the cool little boy monk who kicks all the grownsup butts ahhhh why channel 8 dun show anymore. i bet ling and ching want to watch the one where stephen chow turns into a microwave and the one where stephen chow is god of culinary and the one where this man gave birth to 10 brothers and the one where jackie cheung and co are street fighters. hohoho. I WANT TO WATCH!!!

leonard doesnt want ching to be sad

tts why he sent her a smile! :)))))))