OMG WENDY!

wendy. you dont know how to censor is it.
but anw. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH i wish i was gg hk with them tooo teeheehee omg he's in badminton! why didnt anyone tell me! no wonder he has such sexy muscles.
eh wendy! did i pass the jacket to you or is it still with me. hahahaha. ITS WITH YOU right.
anw ur just like my cousin hahaha VINCENT wow. she keeps saying vincent krum omg
wendy during the time ur there pls update regularly on all the exciting happenings and rmbr not to trip on any staircases in front of all the italians/french/irish

e weasley twins are so hot

yes i just caught e new hp movie. and frankly i enjoyed it alot cos i cant rmbr e book at all haha. so everything was just v amazing to me. anw wat is e big fuss abt victor krum hes not bad but e weasley twins r gorgeous!!! yay here are some photos:

anw i got these from some site which was q scary cos e woman kept saying how gorgeous rupert grint was and how dashing he wld be when he turns 18. haha so paedophilic

hellohellohello

hello hello can we go out one day before i leave! i'll be missing charlotte's birthday): eh but yall have band camp right





is it just me or is rainbow connection getting better?





i think harry potter chinese subtitles are damn retarded wth is tao jin niang and ling yu forgot hedwig is mao tou ying and i think there were more no connection rubbish names

OMG can u tell me what is this

look her in the eye, says:
ohhhohoho
look her in the eye, says:
HAHAH i'm not wearing pants!
look her in the eye, says:
DON'T YOU NOE
look her in the eye, says:
I ALWAYS WEAR ONE PIECE NIGHTGOWNS

haha eh bird someone can beat ur suayness.
i nvr ever ever seen such a mother big blank until tonight when someone clicked it.
do u guys realise im using our blog like a tagboard HAHAHA

10 things i learnt today:

1. wendy has parkinsons disease
2. bessie is weird
3. bird is really jian to e max. nvr let he deceive u into thinking she is losing. cos before u know it KAPOW
4. ling takes really gd photos
5. charlotte watches movies by herself
6. zit crushes xiaxue
7. bird crushes kennysia
okay fine i can only think of 7.
i am v excited for shopping later! YAY

omg look at my typo


thanksgiving sale here we come! says:
haahahha
thanksgiving sale here we come! says:
aiyo must be super shopping
thanksgiving sale here we come! says:
lucky u dont have sweaty palms like me
thanksgiving sale here we come! says:
i mean shokcing HAHAHHAHAHA
thanksgiving sale here we come! says:
shocking

and then u see my nick -_-

bridget gloria ching max nina pek

BABES sorry i haven really been able to see yall past week.

anw BESSIE AND LING I HAVE FOUND THE WEBBIE AND SENT IN THE APPLICATION FORM. now we have to wait.

WENDY stop asking me bout harvard.
have a safe and fun trip!

and to add to your list.



love yu baby!


OK BYE. CHAR dun forget mon

i forgot i have it.

omg omg post the ones of her in pjs up post post!

oh yes ching honey i paid you back on band blog :D

gloriaa ong jiajia where are you faster come online i need to play msn games with you ):

hello

AS USUAL MY TITLE IS THE SAME BECOS I CANNOT THINK OF ANYTHING ELSE. newae i have been mia becos i just spend all my days watching tv and not coming online and YEAH. THIS IS REALLI GOOD. newae i haf to go to church now to prep for church camp which is in 8 days and MATHIAS ISN'T TURNING UP FOR TODAY'S MEETING I AM NOT BOTHERING TO CENSOR LIAO COS I'M UBER PISSED. he realli do so little until I CANNOT SEE WHAT HE HAS DONE WALAU wad is this DOES HE EVEN CARE ABOUT THE CHURCH CAMP MATHIAS IF YU'RE READING THIS I EXPECT AN APOLOGY. he just says he cannot go cannot go and gif me excuses THERE IS NO APOLOGY HELLO DOES THE WORD 'PAISEH' APPEAR IN YOUR DICTIONARY.


and omG those are realli beautiful pictures of me i expect a call from a modelling agency like elite models anytime soon and i'm going to go for FHM photoshoots just like daphne and i can go and be in playboy and be one of the playmates and den finally i will appear in vanity fair as number 1 worlds sexiest woman! WA SAI.

GIANT BUG HAS A NEW LOOK

i think ling needs help leh .

omg this is mother funny

from c_ookieman:

omg i suddenly rmb last year we pretended we were aliens and we were freaking this poor woman out on 605. hahaha then we were talking abt how our father king very long never send the mother ship to come and fetch us already and how our 3rd and 4th eyes kept appearing on our foreheads when we forget to take the pill regularly. and ling kept slapping her back to retract her 3rd hand. haha sh-t OH AND THE SCARIEST WAS WHEN WE WERE TALKING TO OUR OTHER HEAD haha oh yuk

HELLO I NEED TO CLARIFY
GLORIA SHOWED ME REALLY WEIRD PHOTOS LA
LIKE GOT EYE PATCH AND ALL THAT KIND then the other borther she only show all the good looking photos omg

but anyway
i want to say
actually i think the other one is also very good looking but they are bothe different kidn of good looking . and the more i look at him the more good looking he gets . hahaha

100 things (koped from 3velyns blog)

001. Climbed a mountain. Don’t know if I climbed it, but I rmbr walking up many steps so yeah
002. Been inside the great pyramid. Nope. Haven’t even been to egypt
003. Held a tarantula. Er nope but small spider yeah
004. Taken a candlelit bath with someone. With my imaginary brad pitt
005. Said 'I love you' and meant it. To my friends? hehe
006. Hugged a tree. Yes. when I was shocked and a tree was the closest thing I cld cling to
007. Done a striptease. Haha.
008. Bungee jumped. Yah except I wasnt upside down ok fine then its not bungee-ing anymore. Its called catapulting actually
009. Visited Paris. One night in paris. Ooo la la
010. Watched a lightning storm at sea. Hmm nope. Eh but I got see lighthouse before
011. Stayed up all night long and watch the sun rise. I think I just woke up in time to see the sun rise. And if I do stay up all night, its not to watch the sun rise. Actually I don’t know what e qn is asking
012. Walked to the top of leaning tower of Pisa. I thought its not allowed
013. Grown and eaten your own vegetables. I do not happen to grow vegetables. I cannot even grow my nails properly
014. Touched an iceberg. Ah!! I want to0
15. Slept under the stars. YES. OBS
016. Changed a baby's diaper. Hmm. Yup. Either dan’s or josh’s.
017. Watched a meteor shower. SPORE WHERE GOT METEOR SHOWER. Pangsai la. Unless u mean e F4 drama serial
018. Looked up the night sky through a telescope. No.
019. Got so drunk you don't remember anything. No.
020. Had an uncontrollable giggling fit at the worst possible moment. Haha omg yes! in Pri1. it was e first day n e teacher shot dirty looks at me. Wat a bitch
021. Had a food fight. Er no pillow fight only. Wa snds kinky
022. Taken a sick day when you're not ill. who hasn’t may I ask? Those who watch world cup don’t u dare raise ur hands
023. Asked out a stranger..hrmm. I think when I see rudy I will HAHA
024. Had a snowball fight. nope
025. Taken a midnight skinny dip. I always think of e scene where pple dive off e ship
026. Taken an ice cold bath. Yepp. Woah piang when I found out my sis took one every morning my respect for her rose ten-fold
027. Had a meaningful conversation with a beggar. I think I tried to but my dad wldnt allow me. Q cool though I think. They always turn out to be angels in disguise
028. Seen a total eclipse. Haha nooooooo
029. Ridden a roller coaster. YAH
030. Danced like a fool and not cared who was looking. Yes when im by myself in my room cos I know no ones looking
031. Adopted an accent for an entire day. Not entire day la too tiring
032. Visited the birthplace of your ancestors. I don’t know exactly where my ancestors come from. But iv been to China so yes
033. Actually felt happy about your life, even for just a moment. Uh huh
034. Had two hard drives for your computer. No. I don’t have disaster-recovery plan. In fact it is a miracle my comp functions at all
035. Had enough money to be truly satisfied. occasionally
036. Danced with a stranger in a foreign country. How come I have a faint memory… don’t know
037. Watched wild whales. nope
038. Rock climbing. Yes OBS I was e only one who made it to e top HARHAR beat that
039. Midnight walk on the beach. I think it wasn’t midnight. Why u wanna go at midnight later step on barnacles then u know
040. Sky diving. One day one day
041. Visited Ireland. Why Ireland? no
042. Been heartbroken longer than you were actually in love ): very obviously yes. haha my frens can vouch for that
043. Pretended to be a superhero. Oh ho ho. Very many times when I was young. Then I imagined myself swinging from e trees like spiderman
044. Sung karaoke. Unfortunately for those around me
045. Lounged around in bed all day. almost all day
046. Posed nude in front of strangers. Huh no la mirror only
047. Scuba diving. Yah in the coral reef where my dad almost killed all e corals
048. Got it on to "Let's Get It On" by Marvin Gaye. no
049. Done something you should regret, but don't regret it. Hmmm I think so la
050. Visited the Great Wall of China. Yes it was raining damn slippery
051. Discovered that someone who's not supposed to have known about your blog has discovered your blog. Ahha not really my blog. OUR blog
052. Fallen in love and not had your heart broken. er. no?
054. Taken a martial arts class. Does fencing count ah
055. Been in a movie. Yah zits porn videos
056. Crashed a party. No but I rmbr some pple crashed an AC concert and I had to stand at e back for 2 hrs
057. Gone without food for 5 days haha are u kidding I rather kill myself
058. Made cookies from scratch. No. trust me I cannot make any food from scratch
059. Won first prize in a costume contest. Nvr even been in one.
060. Ridden a gondola in Venice. NO. u see, if I had gone there, I wld still be there right now, rowing my own gondola
062. Found that the texture of some materials can turn you on. Velvet ah. dunno
063. Got flowers for no reason. No. theres always a reason wat right
064. Masturbated in a public place. !!
065. Been addicted to some form of illegal drug. !!
066. Performed on stage. yes
067. Been to Las Vegas. yes
068. Had a one-night stand. Yes I had a lamp stand tt lasted one night OKAY NOT FUNNY
069. Gone to Thailand. Yah. My first overseas comp. Ah memoriess
070. Spoken more than one language . yes la if not e spore govt has failed
071. Walked the Golden Gate Bridge. Wats that
072. Had plastic surgery. Im not dawn yang. Hah eh if I did il change my name to Gloria wang
073. Wrote articles for a large publication. Nopey nope
074. Lost over 100 pounds. !!! then I wld be like zits weight haha
075. Held someone while they were having a seizure. Wow tts damn scary
076. Broken a bone. Omg I hope not. Ever. No sprains or fractures pls.
077. Killed a human being. Haha who wld be stupid enough to admit that.
078. Gone on an African photo safari. No but my grandma!!! Has. Yah e scary one tts taller and heavier than me. Talk abt tough grannies man
079. Ridden a motorcycle. nope
080. Had a body part of yours below the neck pierced. YES by e bloody rg nametags
081. Ridden a horse. Ooooo yah I wanna do it again
082. Had sex on a moving train. Huh no la just e front part. KIDDING
083. Hiked to the bottom of the Grand Canyon. I missed it cos too lazy to go n see. Anw I wldn have hiked to the bottom anw cos it was with my family. With my frens..yeah maybe..lets go one day
084. Slept through an entire flight: takeoff, flight, and landing. Haha I thought I was bad. Anw I rather watch movies more value for money
086. Taken a canoe trip that lasted more than 2 days. Wah it seemed like 2 days. Im talking bt OBS again
087. Eaten kangaroo meat. I think. Cant rmbr
088. Been a sperm or egg donor. Hahaha. no
089. Eaten sushi. abaden
090. Changed someone's mind about something you care deeply about. Maybe?
091. Taught yourself an art from scratch. Yah I taught myself to draw from scratch. Who doesnt
092. Apologized to someone years after inflicting the hurt. Mmmm not yearsss. My life isn’t even that long anw
093. Skipped all your school reunions. Wat school reunions.
094. Communicated with someone without sharing a common spoken language. Yah. With ling when shes being herself. Okay fine. Seriously…lemme think…sorta
095. Thought to yourself that you're living your dream. Yeapp. Once
096. Had a booth at a street fair. Oooo. coolness
097. Dyed your hair. Hehe. Got cheated somemore bloody hell
098. Loved someone you shouldn't have. Hm I don’t think I loved that person just like..obsessed. haha
099. Kissed someone so passionately it made them dizzy. Hmm dunno
100. Kissed in the rain. nope

omg can u all go play minesweeper with breejit. she is really unlucky until -_- hahahahhaha.

basically our convo goes like this:

bird: OMG
me: HAHAHHAA

omg is after bird has 1/2 chance of getting a flag and then she still clicks e wrong one.
as in its really ..
and it happened many many times too

HI IM HERE TO BLOG SO GLORIA DOESNT LOOK LIKE SHES BLOGGING TOO MUCH

haha basically what ive wanted to say is in my title.

and gloria your cousins are vvvv cute! :D as in seriously. AIGHT? haha

ok we have concluded that i have the worst luck in the world:

happy thanksgiving everyone! says:YOU R NOT WRITING POST AT ALL RIGHT
happy thanksgiving everyone! says:CAN U AT LST PRETEND TO BE
i am a papadum says:I AM
i am a papadum says:ok i havent started
happy thanksgiving everyone! says:hey any interesting things to do online? like when im super bored
i am a papadum says:but im there
happy thanksgiving everyone! says:i knew it
happy thanksgiving everyone! says:okay
i am a papadum says:omg my finger
happy thanksgiving everyone! says:i want to run for president too except i havent started
i am a papadum says:im gg to chop it off
happy thanksgiving everyone! says:but im in america
i am a papadum says:ya
happy thanksgiving everyone! says:wat fingr
i am a papadum says:your sats need to be lower
happy thanksgiving everyone! says:why do uw nt to shop ur finger iff!!!
happy thanksgiving everyone! says:off
happy thanksgiving everyone! says:haha
i am a papadum says:the finger that clicked that square
i am a papadum says:and its chop not shop
happy thanksgiving everyone! says:hahahhahaha
happy thanksgiving everyone! says:do u realise
happy thanksgiving everyone! says:it want not w nt and off not iff
happy thanksgiving everyone! says:hahahahah
i am a papadum says:...
i am a papadum says:i didnt get that

alright! on a lighter note, just to brighten everyone's day up! not to mention eyes:
ok intro first:
the following are my twin cousins aged 4
this is not child pornography okay

LATER THEN I TELL U WAT CHARLOTTE SAID














joshua e older one, oh btw theyre fraternal as u can see
















this guy right here will be the asian BRAD PITT when he grows up. it is e CHIN i tell u.

he is already spreading his wiley charms around. i tell u ah. my aunts fren was giving birth so we had to take care of her toddler daughter for a night. then when we went together to pick e twins up from school daniel held her hand. i was like!!! HAHAHAHA. then when they boarded the car he showed her to her seat. HAHAHA. funniness














haha i just realised he's drooling v badly. and hes cross eyed too









this is them pestering my cousins fren when she came over in may?? i think yeah roughly around them. all these pics were taken by her cam
i think nina will recognise her








































btw if the shirt looks familiar its cos shes wearing my retro raffles shirt haha


















JUST LOOK at that cheeky laugh! how adorable

















aiyo. he looks like guang liang here. but guang liang is ugly HAHAHA

















THE sexy smirk.

can u guys tell im really biased haha no la i kp photos of BOTH of them in my wallet, which by chance i nearly almost lost again today. anw this brings me to my story.

i was sending char photos of both of them. as in we were doing the msn photoswapping thing.
then she just kept saying daniel was v handsome and kept insulting joshua.
okay fine i didnt help much either cos i nvr defend him i just laughed and laughed
(and then think to myself how true)
no la i think joshua not bad looking either. from certain angles he looks like edison chen. n other angles he looks like harry potter.
cos he wears glasses.
HAHA then char said: why is the world so unfair.
HAHA damn bad.
anw daniel wears glasses now too so yah q fair after all.



















OK a smile for everyone!

now to continue the story

josh and dan were born premature 11th may, 2001. they are doing extremely well now but they were not once.
ok so dan has this damn funny cute voice cos like he got acid reflux then his voice box was harmed a bit but no big deal. so he kinda has to croak everything haha. then u can see when he tries to talk loudly he really has to use alot of energy. HAHAA and his legs ah omg his legs. THEY CANNOT SUPPORT HIS BODY. he will start running and then just fall down for no reason. and then his ATTENTION SPAN hahahahha. one time he hit josh then josh started crying and calling for his mom. dan looked at him awhile, then just walked over to e dinner table, sat down, and started singing guantanamera. he got e liching/bridget/ling syndrome

anw josh talks alot alot alot. and theyre becoming v naughty n hyperactive now n they laugh at everything haha q funny la a lot of funny stories. but i shall save those for another day























PLS GOD LET ME BE ABLE TO PUBLISH THIS POST

UPDATE EVERYBODY

hey wendy i guess everyones feeling apprehensive about the future bcos u have to decide what major to take and all. but just realise thats not e end of e road and there are many things in life tt will make u happier than u believe. well, it seems like no one has been having a gd week. myself included. haha. and bridget i know e real reason why ms1a sucked. cos u cldn find beh ti su. wow e beh ti su there is really super orgasmic better than tau sar piah. i nvr really liked tau sar piah anw too much tau sar. but i like tau sar pao. haha go figure.
AIYA. sO Howz U GUyz BEenS DOinGZ???? ALl hAvingZ fuNz?? its like travel and class chalet season now right? haha everyones blogging abt chalet or a holiday they came back from. UPDATE EVERYBODY

HI EVERYONE

im back.
malay51a sucked.
i cannot find my blog -_-

hello babehs..introduing my new loves

can anyone say orgasmic?

the lambos murcielago and gallardo *tada*

wowwww.. i just realised microwaves are super power. i was micro-ing my frozen pizza . 2 and a 1/2 mins. then when i opened e door it was like pew! e hot air flew out and misted my glasses. damn power right! wow then i saw e cheese was all melting and dripping and unfortunately i touched e tray lucky my reaction fast and i withdrew my hand in e blink of an eye haha im as power as e microwave

oh okay FINE, there are a lot of them tgt hehe. wow they must have been really good friends

hahaha i just found this. tom welling and ashton kutcher in e same pic during their modelling days. how cool is that

the pictures speak for themselves

gloria we're blogging la dun close it down

ehh gloria yu have been in my title for 3 times.

aiyah who cares abt daphne she can go and die anyway bleedingblackbutterflies is so boring compared to pinkshoefetish. clapbangkiss is the worst la. and notice how we dun bother censoring anymore.

i watched harry potter again today and this time it was a lot more boring so i kept reading the chinese subtitles to see if they had anymore funny names and i realised there are A LOT but eh cannot remember now. moaning myrtle's the funniest no link at all.

oh yeah eh gabbag theres this ocip trip to mauritius next year 26th dec to 3rd jan lets go together! tuesday theres this interview thing 7 pm anybardy wants to go?

I SWEAR IF U ALL DONT BLOG IM GOING TO SHUT THIS BLOG DOWN

hey...i was reading some blogs right... bry@n t@ys really has a lot of links.
anw i support ch@r! i like chu1n too cos she seems more classy instead of like e camwhore tpP

haha i think today i cracked a really funny joke. BUT it does not work on spastic pple

this is how normal pple respond:


coke+lime+nut says:
eh @h l@u drank too much
you put the lime in the coke, you nut says:
huh
you put the lime in the coke, you nut says:
where he drink

this is how berri3 responds:

' bessiE HELLO WHERES THE VEELA says:
eh hows @h l@u
coke+lime+nut says:
hahah
coke+lime+nut says:
he drank too much
coke+lime+nut says:
anwe ludo bagman does not have an f
' bessiE HELLO WHERES THE VEELA says:
HAHAHAH
' bessiE HELLO WHERES THE VEELA says:
i kept thinking brad pitt leh
' bessiE HELLO WHERES THE VEELA says:
its not a fat name

how to carry out convo like that -_-

anw this was my joke. cos i had his baby photo right then i put it as display pic
so i said
he drank from the fountain of youth
tts why he looks like this now
den i put the arrow ------>
anw both of them didn get it how RETARDED.


hahahahha look at berri3's reply:

' bessiE HELLO WHERES THE VEELA says:
what fountain of youth??
coke+lime+nut says:
--->
coke+lime+nut says:
berrie can u dont be dumb
coke+lime+nut says:
---------------------------------------------------->
' bessiE HELLO WHERES THE VEELA says:
is there a fountain of youth in singapore


lets take a look at birds ans:


you put the lime in the coke, you nut says:
your pic ah
you put the lime in the coke, you nut says:
omg
you put the lime in the coke, you nut says:
gloria
you put the lime in the coke, you nut says:
i dont get ur joke

omg do u all know how jian bird is. she is v extremely extremely jian.

she hor go n tell me she is doing some indi@n project right. when we were playing bejeweled so she asked me to stop. n since i was so much ahead of her i said ok. den i started playing VERY SLOWLY

i kept asking bird can we continue can we continue
AND U KNOW WHAT SHE SAID
DO U KNOW WHAT SHE SAID!!!
she said: u might want to take a look at my score

OMG she was leading me by like 3000 points
JIAN HUO

tt was why right. when i was asking her hasn sch ended yet? how come u still have proj? how come humans ur doing on indians? AND THEN SHE GAVE ME VERY VAGUE ANSWERS. n kept avoiding e qns. and said "im typing . im typing" YAH RIGHT

a result of playing too much cs and furby

THE EVIL FURBY CHRONICLES

WARNING DO NOT READ IF U LOVE FURBIES!!!!!

(CHAPTER 1)
THE BEGINNING

It was a horrible day for me that Friday......
I failed my History Test and skinned my knee when I fell off my bike on the way home from school.
When I got home my mom said that she had got me a gift.
It was in black wrapping paper.
I opened it.
It was a black Furby with a red cloak.
I was excited at the time because it was a special edition. T
hat actually knows what u say and replies.
I could now share my problems with something that could understand.
(CHAPTER 2)
CALPRA

I went up to my room.
When I got there I opened the box and put batteries in the Furby......
It made a few weird sounds and then said.....
Helllo I'm Calpra.
Who are u?
I said my name is Mark.
It said, What do u want to talk about?
I said, Um my problems im having at school.
It said, Ok.
I told it my problems. It felt sorry for me.
All of a sudden it laughed evilly and then started vibrating........
It then said, I am the Furby queen Calpra goddess of all the dark furbies.....
Then she laughed.......and then flew out the window and into the tree and turned it into her palace.....
Then all the evil Furbies of the world all went into the palace!
Then all the furbies of the world where under her spell.
They started to take humans as prisoners.
I ran away to my secret house under ground in my backyard.
I equiped myself with magnets and my 22 gauge shot gun.
(Chapter 3)
The End?

I approached the palace with extreme caution.
I was ready to take on about 5,000 evil creatures. With a magnet in each hand I opened the door and they attacked me.
I killed 20 with the magnet and 100 with my shotgun...
Then I entered the first chamber.
There were screaming of humans and Furbies whipping people......
It was a sorry sorry sight!
I went crazy I instantly started killing furbies!
I destroyed all the furbies in that chamber.
I rescued all the humans and they gave me some ammo for my gun and then the key to the next chamber.
There were 3 chambers until the throne room.
I entered the second chamber in fear.
I saw a huge furbie in a cage and it was released.
The magnets didn't work on it.
The gun didn't affect the furby that much.
So the only way to destroy it was to rip it apart!
I leaped onto it's back and started ripping out fur!
I ripped my way to a little glowing object.
I shot it and it exploded.
It fell out and the evil creature was desroyed.
I ran to the third chamber door and opened it.
I entered the third chamber.
I saw a fire pit with a tight-rope bridge over it.
I saw a treasure chest to my left I opened it and inside was a green cloak *dun dun dun*.
I put on the cloak and I approached the bridge.
I walked across.
When I got to the middle I saw a little blue Furby.
He then cut the bridge.
I fell.
The cloak glowed and it then lifted me up onto the others side.
The furby was a mega guardian furby.
Which means that it's mind was fixed on one thing kill all intruders!
But then it pulled out a wand and shot little red orb like lasers.
They put a few holes in my cloak.
But then I shot the shotgun and blew the furby to bits.......
I entered the throne room where I saw Calpra sitting in her throne and laughing evilly.................
I approached the throne when.............

To Be Continued...........Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha.....









BTW harry potter sucks):

HELLO (:

we just watched harry potter !! shall not say any spoilers here. but it does not do justice to the book at all .

anyway after my super bad luck w gloria at minesweeper . i went up stairs and was looking for my shirt whennnn I FOUND MY CAMERA . haha so there is such a thing as karma after all .

whee ok everyone have a nice weekend ! muaaaaaaaa

hahahahah i jus read sistazsiah and its really super duper funny cos its mainly ling saying "clique blog died" many many many times in fact e whole blog is her saying that

AIYA STUPID CHARLOTTE. i was so happy i won her at minesweeper then she tell me she playing freecell at e same time! burst my bubble only haha anw v funny if u guys wanna win jus say charlotte i think u win la then she will get v bad luck. anw e small one says im sposed to buy 4d cos my luck so gd today. except america no 4d only got lottery. so im gg to buy lottery! haha

R-U-D-Y

aka. hot guy ling posted the pic of haha sorry no other no. to replace d 9 seems like e closest

OMG CHING did you read someone's blog emperor went out with her leh! omgomg are you angry >:( >:(

urgh ok i am feeling v carsick even though i didnt take car/ bus today except to school this morning and a 15 min ride to amk library at 12 noon. but i only felt sick at 6

I SPENT THE WHOLE AFTERNOON AT AMK LIBRARY AND THEN NATIONAL LIBRARY REFERENCE SECTION DOING A FREAKING PROJECT ON 1ND1@ AND 1ND1@NS omg i think im gg to dream about v long names tonight. AND ITS STILL NOT DONE

gloria who is rugy?!

videoezy employs goodlooking people

EHHHHH just now i went to return dvds at videoezy and theres this very cute boy working there! he looks like hes 15 only but damn cute and lo and behold i was looking my ugliest wearing specs pasar malam shirt rgs shorts and granny slippers. then i realised that the "a lot like love" cd was not in the case its still in my vcr at home and felt damn stupid but he gave this DAZZLING smile and said it's all right.













im going to dress up everytime i go videoezy from now on=D









heyyyyyyy who wants to watch HP on thurs night!

alright!

my biggest accomplishment so far: winning bird 26-12
bird insists she pressed wrongly haha
i wld have pasted e screen here if not for e fact tt my paint is gone

total ownage of bird by your struly.
she wants to challenge me again HAHA she is setting herself up for failure!

LING i jus came up with the collest idea EVER. we can crash n933 a^^ when i come back!!!!
AHAHAHHAHAHAHA

omg i am a bloody genius. i went for my 2nd helping of dou hua but my spoon already has my saliva all over it so obviously i didnt want to contaminate the whole container. so i tried pouring the dou hua from the container and i ended up overturning the whole thing into my bowl. mg pure genius i tell you. so now i have to eat 1kg's worth of dou hua. so much for trying to save some for my cousin haha.

anw does everyone else agree ru9y and his friend are extremely cute!!!

hello

alternatively, here's a picture.



he's the one on the left.
by the way, my full name's lingting (:

hello

OMG we haf 268 posts! and this is number 269. newae it has been stagnant for one day so i decided to let it stop stagnating. OKKY YEA. newae does neone remember some cute guy in some m1 christmas ad last year 2004? HE'S SUPER CUTE! but i shall try to find nicer pics of him first before i post yea. hahha who cares about being perverted. i proved that a long time ago. newae if yall want to search on friendster he is my friend's -jo@nn- boyfriend's -j3r3my- friend's -david- friend -ru9y. or alternatively yall can just search for york one's friend -ru9y. anyway that 9 was supposed to be a d. yeah. so his name is *udy. or r*dy. yah yall get the point. hahah gloria says he looks v v v v familiar think cos he is the clubbing crowd. OH MAN BUT HE'S V V V V V V CUTE and brid thinks he's indo. WALAUAUA. aiyah i will just post the frenster link. http://www.fri3ndster.com/user.php?uid=2883900 please change the 3 to an e first (:

OKAY PLEASE PASSWORD PROTECT OUR BLOG JIA JIA.

since im waiting for my friend to come and pick me up....

let me add to charlotte's list. e 1st one:

1. steph song
2. denise keller

e 2nd list:

everyone on char's 1st list. haha no la i dunno who le yao is.

have u all watched er4 mo2 something something something something its from taiwan i think, based on a comic book. e story and acting can be a lil cheesy but other than that its q entertaining in a i-cannot-believe-im-watching-this-but-i-wanna-see-whats-gonna-happen kinda way
hahahahhahahaha the 2 male leads really really look-a-like!!!!!!!!! haha but the good guy looks better and the bad guys hair is like! haha cos they wanted to make it as close to the comic book as possible but obviously it might not translate in the same way so he looks kinda weird. yeah okay mission accomplished! sitting in my friend's car now hahaha gg to watch above-mentioned show! toodles my babies!

oh yes please dl "soul survivor" by litlle jeezy its really nice

hahaha hello everyone! i hope no one caught my post abt me gg off to church convention that i deleted in the end cos im not!! haha..i told them i wasn gg anymore haha one hr before i was sposed to leave. GAH research paper AND test due on tuesday! anw my grandma cannot know so my friend and i have set up this ingenious plan tt she will come and pick me up and i pretend she is a church friend coming to drive me to convention! i got my nicely packed suitcase and tote too haha. MY AUNTIE IS THE NICEST WOMAN IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD. haha shes helping me cos she UNDERSTANDS. goodness i feel quite bad actually and the only reason im able to pull this off is because my grandma is leaving for spore today so she wont know that im not actually where i am sposed to be as long as i stay out of the house until after she leaves!!! haha the only thing she's going to do that i wish i was doing instead

HELLO HOW COME NOBODY HAS BEEN BLOGGING !!!

anywayyy i have completed my list of five female singapore celebs i will willingly have sex with . are you ready !!

1. fann wong
2. le yao
3. fiona xie
4. wong lilin
5. jamie yeo

ok that was in no order of preference . now i have a few i will nv want to have sex with

1. priscelia chan
2. may phua
3. cynthia koh
4. abigail

hoho anyway before this i spent 2 hours playing pokemon and 1 hour playing icy tower . it got quite freaky when the little black afro boy in icy tower starting sounding like he was saying 'watch me die' . ergh !!!

anyway some random guy in band is really IRRITATING . ok only say once hahahaha . after this i will forgive him . bessie you have VERY BAD TASTE .

in other news . WE SAW MARK CHAY (: (:

and daniel liew's photo is on zits blog ?!?!

another tv entry

omg did i say the 9 o clock show was bad scratch that DID YALL WATCH THE RAP3 SCENE ON TONGXINYUAN. omg the girl's acting makes dayang look like an oscar winner. plus she really looks like furong jiejie but uglier. OMG WAHLAU I CANNOT BELIEVE I WASTED ONE HOUR OF MY LIFE WATCHING THAT PANGSAI

YUCK OK WHAT THE HELL IS M3DIAC0RP DOING WITH TAXPAYERS' MONEY

oh oh SPRING DAY. IS VERYVERYVERYVERYVERYVERYVERYVERYVERYVERYVERYVERY NICE. SUPER. i think im going to die. its really veryveryveryveryveryveryvery nice. and jo in sung is veryveryveryveryveryveryvery hot. and sweet :D:D omgomgomg dem nice dem nice

once again i cannot place enough emphasis on how much i cannot stand m3diac0rp haha

hellos babies IM SO SORRY FOR PANGSEHING YALL berrie ling ching and char hope yall have fun at emily rose teehee ehh i really wanna go one but i quite paiseh to my ahbu (who is currently line-dancing to quandoquandoquando as i speak -_-) cos i take alot of money from her this week alr. and anyway as ling mentioned the nydc coupon is 2-for-1 and yall even liao -_-

gloria darling i hope things have been sorted out on ur side teehee

YES I HATE THE NEW CHANNEL 8 SAI ALSO i watched an episode on tvmobile at 10 am yesterday WOAH I NEARLY FAINTED. not only is the acting bad the script is tacky until. woah biang can die leh. and channel 8 dem hypocrite la first they fire the mediaworks pple then now they re-hire them to star in the show. 2 of the dancers are from gongxifacai ok the one with the funny accent was pam oei's son and the one with the funny squashed face and fringe across forehead was armani. HAHA OMG what is this

alright then babies im off to play spider solitaire teehee and rot my day away -_- byebye OH PLS WATCH SPRING DAY. PLS

HELLO

hello!! how's everybody? when does pw end ar. can we do something together on friday?

i hate channel 8 shows they really suck whats with all the lousy mother/fathers and please even dehui breakdances better than those POS on the rainbow connection wahlau must every show have NE messages go and die la

hey darlings...blog blog blog! our clique looks like it just has 3 pple. oompa loompa and his twin+ chocfudgepie. and occasionally a weird random person called ling. haha

bro sent this. stupid but haha funny. as in hurhur funny. okay nvm.


Walking through Chinatown, a tourist is fascinated with all the Chinese
restaurants, shops, signs and banners. He turns a corner and sees a
building with the sign, "Hans Olaffsen's Laundry."

"Hans Olaffsen?", he muses. "How in hell does that fit in here?"

So he walks into the shop and sees an old Chinese gentleman behind the
counter. The tourist asks, "How did this place get a name like 'Hans
Olaffsen's Laundry?'"

The old man answers, "Is name of owner."

The tourist asks, "Well, who and where is the owner?"

"Me...is right here," replies the old man.

"You? How did you ever get a name like Hans Olaffsen?"

"Is simple," says the old man. "Many, many year ago when come to this
country, was stand in line at Documentation Center. Man in front was big
blonde Swede. Lady look him and go, 'What your name?' He say,'Hans
Olaffsen.' Then she look at me and go, 'What your name?'"

"I say Sem Ting."

hello

WA LAU. i havent washed my hair for 3 days. and yesterday my breath was very smelly cos i ate marinara from pastamania so i'm swearing off garlic forever becos i do not haf a lovely flowery natural smell emitting from my mouth. next time i'll make my children eat flowers everyday so that when they grow up everyone will want to kiss them.

gosh i'm damn disgusting.

anyway the next time gabbag gathers lets rent a chalet. okay yea. we always haf big plans haha but they turn to nought.

ben & jerry's can give you heart attack. but we all eat it anyway. in fact too much mushroom can give you cancer.

what a DRAG. its midnight and i have SATs tmr. ergh. but i feel no pressure to take it cos i signed up for TWO. so i can take it at a later date if i miss tmr's one. but i paid like 40 bucks for it!!?? so il feel really guilty if i dont go! but its at 745 meaning i have to wake up at 6?? and i dont even feel like sleeping yet and usually on weekends i need 10 hrs of slp. erghhh lets just see how tmr morning goes. if i cant wake up so be it. let not my conscience torture me

haha wendy. ya all ur posts are about TV. hahahaha..eh! maybe ur bro wants u to learn malay. hahahaha. anw sky high snds like all its characters are really cute! hahaha... i want to watch..

ok! this is for all the buggers who keep asking me why im called wangsanagara

In the 1960s government regulations restricted the Indonesian Chinese to urban centers, and many were forced to relocate. Moreover, political pressures in the 1970s and 1980s restricted the role of the Indonesian Chinese in politics, academics and the military. As a result, they were restricted mostly to trade and manufacturing. In the 1970s, following the failed alleged Communist coup attempt in 1965, there was a strong sentiment against the Indonesian Chinese, who were accused of being Communist collaborators.

Most Indonesian Chinese were and are not Muslim, further fomenting negative sentiments from the mostly Muslim native Indonesians. This is ironic in light of the fact that many of the earliest Muslim evangelists in Java (who were called the Wali Songo or the nine ambassadors) were of Chinese ancestry. Government policy mandated all Chinese language teaching be banned from schools; Chinese names were outlawed and most Indonesian Chinese were made to adopt Indonesian names. The established Chinese schools were nationalized and their facilities were converted to public schools. Moreover, many Chinese Indonesians were assigned different identity cards which show their ethnicity, and have to show proof of having rejected Chinese citizenship, despite being a native-born Indonesian. Many believed these laws were targeted to drive Chinese out of the country because family names and genealogy are an important part of Chinese life.

that was from www.wikipedia.com very useful encyclopedia

ok this part is quite funny:

Despite the regulations and sentiments against the Indonesian Chinese, many have succeeded in particular fields of excellence, most notably in the sport of Badminton. It is easily one of the most popular sports in Indonesia, with Indonesian athletes dominating the sport from the 1970s to the 1990s. Many of the key players and coaches are Indonesian Chinese, such as Susi Susanti, Alan Budikusuma, Rudy Hartono, and Liem Swie King. However, the economic crisis and riots of 1998 have forced many of them to move out of the country.

haha RONALD SUSILO. can you tell the post is outdated.

Sudono Salim
Sudono Salim, an ethnic-Chinese Indonesian (Indonesian Chinese), is considered one of the most successful entrepreneurs in Indonesia. At one point in time, he was the richest individual in Indonesia. His businesses were mostly without competition, due largely to his strong ties to then-president Suharto. He monopolized the Indonesian cement and flour industries, among many others. He also owns the company that manufactures one of the most popular instant noodle brands in Indonesia, Indomie. The monopolistic nature of his businesses left many grumbling, and during the Jakarta Riots of May 1998, his mansion in Jakarta was burnt to the ground. He has since resided in the United States in an undisclosed location.

haha e highlighted part is for wendy. wink wink rmb wat ur mom told you. some of the Salim population still live in spore. go and hunt them down and marry them!

James Riady
James Riady is the deputy chairman of the Lippo Group, a major Indonesian conglomerate. He is the son of Mochtar Riady, founder of the group.
He was the roommate of former U.S. president Bill Clinton while they were both college students.
He was a major campaign contributor to the Democratic Party in the USA during Bill Clinton's presidency, and was a regular visitor to the White House. In 1998, the Republican Party controlled US Senate accused him of having links with a Chinese government intelligence agency. In 2001 he agreed to pay an 8.6 million US dollar fine for contributing foreign funds to the Democratic Party, the largest fine ever levied in a campaign finance case.

ok i know this guy's grandson. yall pay me 1000 bucks each i intro you to him.

PT. HANDJAYA MANDALA SAMPOERNA Tbk.
Commissioners / Komisaris :
Putera Sampoerna
:
President Commissioner / Komisaris Utama
Boedi Sampoerna
:
Commissioner / Komisaris
Soetjahjono Winarko
:
my mums cousin. yall pay me 100 bucks each i intro you to his daughter. HAHA fine so shes a GIRL. zit you pay me 1000 bucks

come let us take a look at their finance:
ok fine i cldn cnp yall go here http://www.indoexchange.com/jsx/hmsp/financial/fh2002.htm

anw bessie this is the one yingsze told me to hunt down and devour and leave no room for mercy

http://www.indoexchange.com/jsx/ggrm/financial/spreadsheet-annual-index.html

and then the only info she gave me was tt his first name is adityo hahaha. like tt how to find

haha stupid charlotte u suck..
she said: i really cannot stand ur emoticon"
den she went off so i cldn even reply la okay

haha anw our convo was really
im gg to paste another time!!

hello my darling honey bunses..it is one of those moments where im missing yall v badly again! i tell if i continue like this i might as well move to the mountains and pine my whole life away... haha but seriously im okay i know i cannot be like this forever and its not as if im like this all e time. haha but talking to char now so i think wont be as homesick anymore. anw it all started with *** *** saying he wanted to take me kbox-ing den i rmbred zit said tt too!!!! AHHHHHHHHH sobbbbb zit jus has a way with words... e kind tt makes u wanna cry n bawl ur eyes out ok fine il stop it. i am still convincing my dad n mum to let me go home for xmas