hello today on the way to the chinese church conference i sat in between my two 5 yr old cousins and listened to them converse
this is dan's version of a knock-knock joke

dan: knock knock
josh: who's there?
d: diaper!
j: diaper who?
d: diaper! but another diaper's coming later *giggles violently*

?????

i really dont get it

d: my mum said 'skinny' means big. my mom is skinny.
HAHA. then he said: you are skinny
and he said i was so big i could eat him and climb mountains
but God could defeat me cos God can defeat giants -_-
then he said " dead means ...passed away" and nodded very solemnly
haha he's v cute
ok i realize josh is barely mentioned but he's cute too

people! decide if yall are goin to hk OR korea OR shanghai OR all three so i can ask my dad about lodging
indonesia is good too
i guarantee free lodging and transport and uber cheap food