hello my friends

i have been blogging a lot a lot a lot

anyway today is the day gloria flies back

gloria are you on the plane now quick quick come back


anyway 8 aug what are we doing ah? hahah ling says she might not want bbq cos too mafan and the whole of gabbag is on diet anyway.and we will eat very little and DONO LA.

so ok we should all eat steamboat at lings house because anyway her parents not at home!


oh and today the most loser thing happened to me


my skirt tmd dropped in the lecture hall


GOOD JOB LICHING


cos it was after chem lect then immediately the teacher finished talking i stood up.as in everybody else was still packing then i stood up.then i looked down and wonder how come my skirt was so bloody long that it covered my knees.and then i looked at chin leng and she was looking at me and we were just stunned for 2 seconds.then i sat down immediately.then i turned around to see kenny wide mouthed and after 1 second he started laughing very badly

OMG MY SKIRT DROPPED LEH HAHAHAH

lucky i was wearing shorts ok cos today my underwear was freaking shit red in colour

(zit i got change underwear it was not from the convention that time one)


anyway i asked kenny after that if a lot of people saw my skirt dropped then he said 'oh _____ saw it too, but immediately after that he went back to study'

haha i should kill myself i dropped skirt also nobody want to see



eh i v v v v tired today many many many emotions throughout the day

my maths teacher left ): and now my new maths teacher is the one that is lecturing you all now WISH ME GOOD LUCK i am going to start liking him or else my maths can go eat shit already


oh and there is this thing my dad bought from thailand IT IS HEAVENLY I TELL YOU.basically it is love letters.as in you know the thing you eat during new year not the things ugly boys write to pretty girls and fat girls write to handsome boys OK ANYWAY then the love letters are rolled with pork floss OMG HEAVEN

ok goodbye

keee; a beardy great monster lollipop says:
omg
keee; a beardy great monster lollipop says:
i just
keee; a beardy great monster lollipop says:
put
keee; a beardy great monster lollipop says:
veet on my head
keee; a beardy great monster lollipop says:
OMFG
keee; a beardy great monster lollipop says:
my brother is an ASSHOLE
keee; a beardy great monster lollipop says:
WHY ARE THE RESULTS SO FAST
keee; a beardy great monster lollipop says:
eh i cannot talk

how come only day 6 and ppl are hitting on charlotte already..ok now i shall rank the people i miss the most
6. others (bessie and other insignificant ppl added just to make me seem less like a stalker)

to push down mx pics

charlotte says:
those v charming v cute kind
charlotte says:
its tmd funny
charlotte says:
i burst into laughter can
charlotte says:
omg
charlotte says:
and you know how it started anot
charlotte says:
his friend put the phone in front of me
charlotte says:
then he slided over
charlotte says:
and said
charlotte says:
' xiao jie ni ting mp3 wo ye ting mp3 wo men you yuan ba '
charlotte says:
OMG
charlotte says:
LEH
charlotte says:
I STARTED LAUGHING THEN ALREADY

for yogis benefit whom i know is an avid reader haha

' xiao jie ni ting mp3 wo ye ting mp3 wo men you yuan ba '

means. 'little girl you listen to mp3 i also listen to mp3, we are fated.'

hahah and yes the guy kept asking charlotte not to regret and said

'next time i see you, you're mine baby'


OMG I WANT TO VOMIT






anyway to add on

HEHEHHEEHEHEH I AM A TV GUIDE (((((((:




everybody dont stress it is exactly one month to prelims! :D

hehe actually i looked so cute and skinny last time
but why my specs fan guang tmd
hhahaha
AND BESSIE AH
STOP IT AH DONT LET HISTORY REPEAT ITSELF





















wah so dark

and after a bit of whitening



















































no hope la

shit yu bessie by directing pple to april 2006 i had to go and see all my stupid sec one photos where i look possessed/raped and downright UGLY omg fug yu bitch.


i haf no ugly sec 1 photos of bessie shit but here are sec 3 photos.




guess who.










omg now i'm v v v angry i just went to this j1 rugger's blog and oh my tmd his fren stepped on a baby lizard and crushed it up so bad and they took alot of photos of it and laugh laugh laugh laugh. hello imagine some alien doing that to your baby.


i'm really a guaitai leh i think if they did that to a ka zhua i would be clapping my hands in glee.


aiyah my whole night is ruined do yu noe that there was someone who put his cat into the microwave oven? okay someone did that to their baby too i think.


cheebyes.

wa can you all not not blog for eons and then suddenly blog all at once. pls keep blogging rates steady. bessie can u dont be so BHB. anw josh is really sad he is like 4 years old right. oh aug 8 i'll be back YES. and i want to see bessie's stalker in real life. how did u get his blog anw. ok bye blog more blog more

we sound like we are quarreling but we are not

- bessiE lost says:
I LOVE MX
- bessiE lost says:
AND IM GOING TO STEAL HIM FROM CHARLOTTE
chinger // says:
asking for it
chinger // says:
mx reads also
chinger // says:
and im sure he is not flattered by this kind of things because he is not bhb like you WHOA
- bessiE lost says:
hes pretending

yes psycho stalker revived clique blog

ehh in addition to what ching said yall must check out entries from april 2006 where there are some very flattering cum traumatising descriptions of me:D HAHA IM NOT BHB AT ALL

and i also think its very funny everytime zits name is mentioned its different HAHA

eh ling i want steamboat! can we have bbq downstairs then go upstairs eat steamboat

anyway we are all online but talking to each other through giantbug haha always like that

the day we have the most updates i suspect it will be stagnant for 3 months after this

hahah eh go to the link bessie posted up and just ctrl f and find bessie hahaha it is rather entertaining

must go to earlier entries.got even more bessies

hello i just rcved a friendster reminder that josh's birthday was yesterday

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU JOSH

we will always remember the day when bridget created you and left flattering and flirtatious testimonials all over our friendster accounts


ANYWAY


looking forward to 8aug! i hope everybody reads this HELLO BRING MORE FOOD BRING MORE FOOD LETS SUGGEST WHAT TO BRING

1. stingray
2. hotdogs
3. marshmallows
4. satay


ok add on yourself i only list what i want to eat


i missed maggi and me i am tmd angryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

hello

HARRO EVERYBUDDY. ok 8th august please make urselves free to come my house for a gabbag whatever. yes. so tt we can either pon school or faster go school and faster leave, then go my house. and since there are so few of us we can eat v v v nice food instead of the low class sausages and what not.


newae heeren marche's is gone let us have a minute of silence.


34 days to prelims study hard! and maggi and me is v v v v tmd funny.

psycho stalker

http://dabian.livejournal.com

flattering and scary at the same time. doesnt he look like winky (from my class not kiwi kong!)

anyway yu can go to http://dabianhmmok.blogspot.com/ too

try to spot yours truly:/

eh i hate myself

i study until i lost my whole pencil box.i dont even know where i last left it.what kind of student am i ?

and my contact lens and money both inside my pencil box.even though it is only 1.50 BUT STILL IT IS THE LAST OF MY ALLOWANCE WHICH I WAS GOING TO GIVE FOR OFFERINGS.AND NOW I MUST GO TO CHURCH UGLY AND PENNILESS

AND SUNDAY GOT THE FREAKING CONCERT WTH

hiyah i know this is v v v v v v small thing but then i really very angry with myself i feel like dying and so stupid i m crying very badly

and just now @lfred never answer my questions also and the thing is he told another student to answer my question when i waited so long just to attend his remedial.so i got pissed and left.ok la i think he felt sorry also but then i was really v irritated with everyone and then i spent my whole day playing also and now i dont have pencil box dont have pens dont have pencils dont have calculator dont have erasers dont have rulers dont have mirror dont have compass dont have contact lens dont have organiser I WISH MY PENCIL BOX DIDNT STORE SO MANY THINGS

and i need to tell somebody but then nobody is online so i talked to my classmate but he needed to bathe and go tuition and HIYAH EVERYBODY DIE LA

AND STUPID SHIT DONT CALL ME CB WHEN I AM FEELING DOWN YOU IDIOT HIYAH DONT CARE LA GIVE ANYTHING YOU WANT I DONT KNOW DONT CARE HOW I KNOW WHAT SHE LIKES AND WHATEVER I AM TIRED OF FU YANING PEOPLE

hello hello!

eh you know rit today has been a rlly bad day la. coz i see so many cute guys. make me want to bring them all home and keep in my cupboard. so unfaithful.

omg does anyone rmb the ri boy i had a crush on that is one year younger and is called ******* ??? (i put in a few extra asterisks coz his name not a lot of letters den very easy to guess the name liddat la.)

ya anw he's damn bloody cute and he sat opp my table in the library today when i was muggin and i just couldn't concentrate the whole time la omg. damn bad. den the rest of the day i was damn bloody happy like some gong liddat.

den i went for track meet. and the sports school guys. are omg. you all must go and see for urself k. esp the half ang moh wans. wah run so fast sumore *swoon* those sports school kids seriously are too damn good la. they're not human i swear. they win by like 80 m or something. and it's the 100 m race. haha not funny.

mmm yeah. my eyes got diabetes already from all the candy WAHAHA. omg my jokes get funnier. anw rit i rlly need to go and pee so i shall stop typing now. and blogger betta publish it and not save it as a draft again.

omg i rlly hate blogger la. i just logged in and realised that my last post was a draft AGAIN. and i'm sure i'm pressing the right button... it's publish post rit?

omg why does it keep happening to me. anw if u all care to read the outdated post go ahead it's somewhere below.

omg so loser.

ya anw HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRIDGET!we have second celebration ok since so many of us nv go for ur dinner thing...

and u all nv come for my party! haha no la it's ok rlly... had a hard time juggling the running arnd getting drinks etc from upstairs and trying to be a gd host and talk to my friends there... imagine if there were MORE PPL. omg. dreu and i were like gg to die la by the end of the day. seriously nv seen him so flustered before. poor thing was sick also la. aiyoh.

anw rit i think the party just made dreu's frens hate all my frens. altho i know my frens are not say the most likeable coz they're a bit a.a. and do not exactly lead healthy lifestyles, but they're rlly very nice ppl!!! rlly!!! den there was one part when madonna started playing then m@tin and soni@ started to dance by the pool and they looked like they were doing yoga/ballet/contortionist performance because they were rolling arnd the floor trying to be sexy like madonna... and ya that was a truly horrific experience because d@o zhe was just staring at them with this rlly disgusted look on his face and all i could do was go 'hehe.'

anw cambodia was rlly very meaningful and fun. show u all pics another day! when i figure out how to load pics. we went to the hospital, and the people there are rlly doing amazing work to better the healthcare system in cambodia. if any of you guys are interested in how a pediatric hospital in a 3rd world country should try to look like u should visit the angkor hospital for children. if you want to see what a pediatric hospital in a 3rd world country REALLY looks like, you should go to the siem reap provincial hospital just next door. it's heartbreakingly destitute, i SWEAR.

den we went to this place called tonle sap which is a lake but is so mutha fckin huge it cld very well be the sea. then u see ppl living in kelongs, built from scraps la seriously. and they live off the sea... and the water's so disgustingly brown and OPAQUE u wonder how anyone avoids poisoning there. then when you're in the boat, children floating in big pails will paddle over to you and ask u for money. if you dun give them money they start to cry and omg rlly damn tragic la. but there's no point giving them money, better off giving them an education...

you know it's rlly horrible when you see beggars in thailand, but the beggars in cambodia are way worse. at least bangkok's a city, so life can't be that bad on the nicely paved streets. cambodia doesn't even have nicely paved streets. it's got dust. it's SERIOUS rural living man. omg. the trip was such an eye-opener.

oh and the booze is rlly cheap too. coz there's no tax unlike in sg. like, a dollar for a shot of tequila. as opposed to the 5 dollars here. and there're loads of bars in the town area. for the tourists, and mostly set up by tourists who settled there. and it's like, happy hr all the time... ooh and cambodian food is RLLY GD. if you like thai food but find it a little too spicy...

that's all folks! oh btw, i might go again. coz i nv got to finish touring the angkor wat. only had a day, but it's a freaking ancient city. will need at least 3 or 4 days... wendy's interested! any other takers???

can't wait for u to come back gory!

haha first of all, congratulations ong jia jia UR THE PRESIDENT!!! despite the fact tt the club seems to be a little erm disappointing (ok fine make tt very disappointing), being a president has to mean STH rite? haha heck it and do wad yu can lar even if yu flop or screw up it doesn matter cos it prolly wldn make much of a diff to the club seeing how screwed up it is alr heh so yea HAF FUN WHILE YU CAN

on a side note, fingers are prolly eaten in the rural provinces of China where everyone starves so yea i guess ur still adherin to the theme of Asia...so much for the term "fingerfood" ok fine tt was lame GDBYE PPL

hello just to update everyone YES I AM PRESIDENT. but i realise i do not want to be president. wow my situation sounds great to me. the reason i do not want to be president is i do not even want to belong in the group in the first place. hownowbrowncow utellme.
anw it also means i have to fcking fly back to america 5 days early cos i have to give a fcking 5 min speech. shld i just fck care but then that stupid bitch will qiang weizi and show her face and try to get publicity ok i am kua-jianging UM ok to be less vulgar...
we as a club are trying to plan this thing called Asian New Year. we're gonna showcase like calligraphy, asian dances, food, music, etc. and put on fashion show also. my advisor's 'brilliant' idea but my pain in the ass. HELLO. she wants it to be super large scale but hello looking at the ppl currently working on it. myself excluded of course. i highly doubt the success of this event. and then she bloody hell told us that maybe we wont be able to sell food or even organise make-ur-own-food competitions on campus. which we were intending to be the main draw...then for fck u want us to do this? go and die. we can only sell food from the restaurant on campus which is thai. ok admittedly thai is asian. but if the ppl end up having to eat pad thai the whole day i will resign and bury myself in e asshole of big bird.
this is my prediction for what will happen: we plan it. 3 ppl show up. we each cut off 5 fingers to give the 3 ppl to eat GGXX.
as you can see i'm not in a v good mood.
ANYWAY i am going to jump rope later hahahahahhaa. currently i am too full of fried rice. hope i wont feel it bouncing up and down in my tummy. anw i also predict i will only jump 5 times then feel tired and end up slping in the garden only to find it raining when i wake up and the family has gone out to have supper and my grandma has turned suddenly deaf so she cannot hear me banging on the door wow thats a really long story
ling ur youtube thing is gross but the 'this is my new hair' part is rlly funny ok GOOBAI
aug 6 everybody!!!!

hey gory! omg president of what club ah?? (hope you get it anyway if it's important to you!) and when did u guys go to ching's house? and more importantly - ARE YOU ALL FREE ON THE 15TH OF JULY?

dreu and i are having a bbq at his place on the 15th of july! i know it's bridget's bdayyy... but if u all dun mind, can come over and celebrate at his hse la! it'll be a bbq by his condo's pool... should be really fun. anw wld rlly rlly like u all to come down... got free food too! haha. i know u all sure come for the food. yups. we'll also be celebrating the other july babies birthdays la, coz ian's in a few days before and alvin's is a few days after and anita's was last week BUT ANYWAY!

it's rlly just for fun, and coz he renovated his room, and it's after the cts...

can confirm by this thursday? coz i'm flying off to cambodia this friday morning, and i need to confirm the numbers with dreu before then so he can call the caterer...

oh ya! i'm gg to cambodia this fri till tuesday! qte excited. gg to see the hospital that i've been helping to raise funds for... mebbi see angkor wat too since it's in the area. qte excited!! jireh says he'll bring me to a g@y club (haha it's a hyperlink!) there too because southeast asian gays are such an oxymoron, definitely must see!!

sigh hope everyone's doing ok for commons... i got 44.5 for chem. whoopdeedoo. dun expect the rest to be much betta!

and ling ah. you are a very bad influence on michkoo ah. she ah is gettin more and more fengzi by the day okay. dawn almost tried to kill her when we went dragonboating coz she just kept doing so many fengzi things and telling us all her fengzi stories ah...

ok goodbye! remember to reply abt the bbq k!!!

gloria!!!! where have yu been? how did the club president thing go yu sound like a clear favourite la im sure yu got it

hello to the rest of gabbag what have yall been doing going chings house on friday was fun we shld do that again BUT next time we must really cook hahaha ching ur house is not very auspicious for soccer betting leh maybe only lucky for 4D haha okok see yall monday and gloria come online soon!

oh ya thanks everybody for birthday wishes and for putting up pictures of pple who do visit this blog and see that their pictures are up here-_- hahaha HELLO G|3N AND @@R0N