UPDATE!!

to make up for pushing max's entry down, i am pushing it up now

hello everybody let's do the twist! anw. my mambo moment aside (NEXT WED LET'S GO!! I HAVE BEEN GOING WITH NINA HAHA V FUN K) how's yaaaaaallllll :) I am presently interning at Johnson and Johnson Medical. No I do not sell baby lotion. They sell medical devices - surgical equipment, diagnostic kits etc. etc. I love working here! The people are so friendly. :) Cos they're sales and marketing ppl la... haha the boss is this australian guy who goes around asking everyone how they're doing and he's really big and fat and jolly like santa from down under hoho. right now i'm doing a lot of admin stuff... filing, packing envelopes etc for the colorectal surgery convention next week! it's supp to be this damn big week-long event and a lot of doctors from asia and australia are coming blah blah sounds quite exciting rit! haha aiya i want any chance to get out of the office la really. the sales ppl in the office are nv arnd coz they're always running arnd singapore doing their PR magic, promoting the product and all that... oh! one damn cool thing - all the sales staff have proper training on how to scrub in coz they're in the operating theatre with the surgeons when they're using jnj products! so cool rit. one of them said that they'll be bringing me into the O.T. when the week's over i'm super excited! already i have seen laproscopic surgery live. that's like surgery with a camera, coz they don't open you up they make small incisions and insert the tools in. minimally invasive is very hawt now. haha. it was a histerectomy (i hope i spelt it right!) like they cut out your uterus or smtg. it was a 60 yr old woman la so yes, i saw a 60 y/o vagina. OMG. ok it's kinda gross. like you can pull your cervix out through your vagina and it looks like you have a dick. OK YOU CANNOT THE SURGEON CAN. anw. ew. ya. then i saw cadavers! but they weren't fresh bodies, they were preserved so the skin is all brown and leathery and the legs were all shrivelled up coz the body dried up... it wasn't very gross. just that the smell of formaldehyde is nauseating to say the least. ya. it was the lower body only la coz it was a workshop for gynaes. i think those with the heads still on are the scariest. SO WENDY THIS IS WHAT U WILL SEE WHEN YOU GO TO NUS MED!! haha qte fun really. get to interact with a lot of doctors when i'm out of the office. very interesting to talk to them and realise what the situation is like now... and hear them talk about their surgeries! ya so you see i am rlly enjoying my internship :) :) oh! and there's this really cute guy too! but he is 29 and looks like he is 19 HAHA. so cute rit. but he got a name that makes him sound like a hongky so let's call him Cute Guy With Hongky Name. CGWHN. forgeddit. anw he's super cute and damn hyper and energetic all the time it's super infectious haha but he's always out of the office while i am stuck here for half the week. :( then there is the REAL hongky. whose desk i have colonised because she is overseas atwhat i heard is her wedding i think she's marrying an angmoh. so that means her eng is good but haha her hongky accent is very cute she REALLY SOUNDS LIKE THE HONGKY TONG MAN!! like, omg. she is a cartoon. normal hongkys don't ACTUALLY sound like the hongky tong man coz he's like super exaggerated la but SHE DOES LEH hahaha damn amusing. OMG. DEN.DENDENDENNNN. THERE IS THE CREEPY COLLEAGUE. he's really just a temp but he sits like OPP me. and he has beady eyes. eeee. and a skin problem like full body eczema or smtg so i'm very afraid of him. AND HE KEEPS TRYING TO BE FRIENDS. omg. i'm very afraid. very very afraid. i'm very cold and unapproachable to him like i won't smile a lot when i talk to him, and when i don't smile i look very fierce which is *thumbs up*, so he won't ask me to go for lunch with him. the 3rd day i was here i found like some mac's strawberry float on my desk when i came back from lunch and i was like 'Creepy Colleague, did you leave smtg on my table?' and he was like 'ya i buy for you wan.' den i was like 'oh. uh. thanks.' and it was very sweet and icky and i didn't like it at all so i threw it away when he wasn't looking :( YA. den on thurs i came into work dead tired and was telling The Secretary that it was coz of mambo on wed. den after i went back to my table he popped over and like leaned in to talk to me (ew.) and was like 'maybe the office very quiet la but i couldn't help but hear you went to mambo last nite? i was dere too! maybe we can find some time, go tgt?' den i was just looking at him with what i hope was fear and was like 'uh i usually go with girls.' den he leaned in even more (double ew.) and said 'even better!' (widening his squinty eyes) and i was like 'UHHH.. WE ARE ALL ATTACHED LA VERY WEIRD HAHA. SORRY.' den he was like orh okay maybe i see you dere next time kind of thing den i was like ya ok sure gooday. ew. ok that's my official update for my work right now! :D haha... after this i might be doing research. anyone want? i got lobang! haha... and got a few projects i think... kk cya'll :) WED MAMBO NIGHT HOR HOR HOR HOR OKAY.