hello

ten mins ago i was this chinese mini mart near my house
which i love btw cos it stocks vitasoy (!!!) not like the sucky soymik they have at dining commons
ya anw i was there getting shrek ice cream which is rlly q good if u can get over the green stuffing ( i dont think its called stuffing but ya the green stuff inside)
and paying for my stuff when i heard
b1ack guy: do u have lambskin ****
cashier: what?
guy: lambskin ****
i put *** cos i didnt hear properly what he said but i thought he said cutlets or something and
so i was wondering what he wanted to eat lambskin for

then i went outside and my friend said "did u hear what he said?""
me: ya he wanted to eat lambskin (gross face)
friend: no. he wanted lambskin condoms!!!

wtf!!

lambskin condoms sound gross