HAPPY CNY

HAPPY CNY EVERYBUDDDY!

mum's student he's damn good.

ling ur pics of hk are nice!
i see before post some more up

rudy on xiaxue!

omg omg! LEE YING i had e fright of my life
is he a cleo bachelor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
he was at shan wee's party???!!!!
OMG! hahahah i was scrolling down then i was like
that face looks familiar
OMG its rudy
HAHAHHAHAHA
but he looks super poser like he was trying to
fit in with e rest. hes too young la

i care! i care! haha

some camels only have one hump.
and il say this before bessie does:
snds like they only have sex once in their lives

and it's teammate's girlfriend not boyfriend.

wow ling ur post is full of typos

sch is boring boring hope yall are not suffering the same fate

hello

AHHH THE PERSON WHO'S CRAZY IN LOVE IS NOT ME OKAY NOW I'VE GONE BACK TO OVER AND OVER SO GOOD GOOD V GOOD.


newaes. everyone continue to smile! yah aiyah fengzi la fengzi. i haf rudy's number liao YES. now can go wendy's and ching's house to prank call. anyway here are suggested emails that we can use to go and get to noe him. NEWAE IB ET EVERYONE FORGOT WHO RUDY IS. BUT THE GIST IS THAT WE ARE GONNA GET TO NOE HIM THROUGH A FAKE EMAIL. these are some suggestions.

ruby@hotmail.com
camelchest@hotmail.com
38DD2430@hotmail.com
angelinajolielookalike@hotmai.lcom
ilovetennis@hotmail.com

okay. this is realli erxin. and j0@nn my church fren who is ru9y's teammate's boyfriend IN CASE YALL ALL FORGET actually it hink i'm the onli one who cares about this HAHAH. okay so i shall just self amuse. OKAY ANYWAY JO@NN SAYS THAT EVERYONE IN THE WHOLE T3NNI5 TEAM HATES RU9Y.

okay newae HAHA HI MAX YOU'RE FINALLY HERE HAHAHHA.

aiyah. sai. PHYSICS SUCKS BABEHHHS.

phew

what a relief

heng heng heng heng heng heng heng heng heng heng

i love t@y m3ng k|at

actually zit im still apprehensive cos very very unsure of current situation

but oh well

beggars cannot be choosers

beggars at death's door DEFINITELY cannot be choosers

even -e----g rejected us its quite insulting [sorry wendy]

but nvm heng heng heng heng heng heng heng heng

i just hope the -a----g thing does not repeat itself my heart is too weak already wont be able to stand another blow

hello everybody !!
am i jumping queue ??

well i dont care
hahahaha
gloria we all miss you

eh everyone
GET SKYPE
quick quick we can have conference hahahaa

anyway
to all the ppl
who are sad
cheer up
to all the ppl who are looking for answers
they will definitely drop on you

so heads up all kiddos

i feel 2006 is going tobe better i really feel so !!!

helo max ur link doesnt work. and i replied ur comment. so pls go n see n not forget that u ever wrote one cos i know u will.
oh man i am writing an essay and i have spent damn bloody long on it i tell u. it better be a masterpiece. its hard to plagiarise cos u spend a whole lotta time on organising it and not making it snd like u plagiarised which is super taxing also la! and then e language must be uniform if not e teacher can tell and blablabla. on top of that i am actually writing some of my own stuff too and trying to make it snd cheem by hiding it under cheem words. ARGH. i dont even know whether im going off track or not woah piang.

eh take the quiz and post ur results! haha..

Your Seduction Style: The Natural

You don't really try to seduce people... it just seems to happen. Fun loving and free spirited, you bring out the inner child in people. You are spontaneous, sincere, and unpretentious - a hard combo to find! People drop their guard around you, and find themselves falling fast.

What Is Your Seduction Style?

):

): ): ): ): ):

i wish the entire rj except gabbag and ch3nka| and bt@y and bbgt and liangjingru-cum-zit-lookalike will die from terrorist attack

especially the yu-know-whos

may yu die a horrible and painful death

IM REALLY SAD REALLY SAD

but somehow i always knew it would end up this way):

omg what to do now

sidetrack: ling what happened to ur blog whats with the love songs???

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH CAN I DIE NOW

hahaha sorry gl;oroia here's the p[ost yu wantyed olkay ikts bridsget's turn BYE EVERYBODY



ah ha kidding aqnywya i haver a 1000000 typos cos im holding a half eaten apple in my lefgt hand and i cannot be b othered to change the tyupos



floria your posts are damn funny whos erik is he daphne te4o's boyfrierncf of thr momenmt? any casn yu not changre mqajors like youre chasnging clothes it concedrns ur life yu know



okay commretcisw.l is over time to watch lovr cvoncierge which id s very poprno show

hello ppl i dont think i want to do business anymore! haha
i am changing my major to...psychology!
RAHAHA
i feel v at peace now

archie and his red convertible

its me again. i hate you guys.

bessie leong su xin where is your post.

anw im back safe and sound after a perilous ride in erik's car again.

( we were talking in the light and suddenly plunged into darkness)
*both sat around blinking*

me: what just happened ah
erik: i think the light died

*both look up*

me: what light
erik: i dont know.
i didnt even know my car had a light.
tts why i was wondering where the light came from in the first place
me:..............

*after 3 seconds*

erik: OHHH it was the streetlamp
me:...........

(almost reaching home)

erik swerves right

erik: oh SHIT! huntington??!!! ( i live on duarte)
where's duarte!!??

upon which i flung myself agst the window and tried to jump out of the car

then erik goes : NOOOOO gloria


ok fine i didnt. but i imagined it in my head.

erik: hmm is it left or right. i think here. let's try

ok at least he was correct. he's actually q good with directions despite what he says

(on 6th avenue)

erik ( braking): is this ur hse?
me: no erik. my hse is 4 hses up.
erik: oh

(stops on opposite side of road)

HAHA ok fine this one was my fault

so i opened the door and tried to get out

erik: no wait! im just waiting for e cars to pass so i can u-turn
so i scrambled back into the car

OH MY GAWD. e atmosphere in sch is so dull. dont want to drag my feet there.
id rather eng class be v challenging or super super slack. i dont like it in between. and currently its in between. in fact, its both at e same time. woah what creature from e black lagoon ni qu si la ur not even scary ...nvm nvm must immerse myself in e "academic culture" and partake in the "continuum of learning" -_- WHERE ARE MY HUNKS. no actually. where is yeelerrrr

OMG! hahahhahahahahha im sorry i know im breaking e order but...kenny's kk plot is bloody funny .....he shld be e last page writer of 8 days...kudos to zit for noticing talent as well teeheehee

giantbug is visible!

giantbug is visible! cos e past few days no text wld appear on my screen and there wasn even a scroll bar to scroll down with.. but despite this WHY DOES GB LOOK E SAME AS WHEN I LAST SAW IT?
cos no one has been posting.

lets go in alphabetical order....
first up is........bessie!
2. bridget
3. charlotte
4. gloria
5. lee ying
6. li ching
7. max
8. nina
9. wendy
10. yingsze
11. zit

random ramblings coz i'm so effin bored

wah damn boring la. actually i got work to do but i'd rather not do it. had family gathering at my house... catered. the food was quite good until it started to get overcooked because nobody put out the little fire under the trays. hahahaha. oh brudduh. my family. anw they're still gambling outside. n i think my mom's winnin money. she betta be. coz i'll be asking her for some soon... pangsai la. how to earn more money!!! need cash damn bad.

happy birthday ling! in advance. *muah* love ya! sorry i can't celebrate with u guys today... sigh. would have been much more fun than this la. but still it was nice to see the family. i miss my gay uncle. :( he's so cute. i love looking at him.

andreu is sleeping in my room. hoho. how fun. he brought glove today to throw... hahaha oh brudduh doesn't it sound like we are throwing gloves arnd. TMD. why do i find this kind of thing funny. anw. did i tell u guys that he bought me a glove so that i could learn how to play softball/baseball? so sweet rit... i think one glove is between 80- 120... shit man. i better get him a damn nice present. u know i still haven't bought his christmas present yet? coz the thing i wanted to get him was sold out. so i couldn't find anything else for him. wow. fuck i'm a damn bad gf. haha.

goodnight everyoneee... i love u all. thanks for the song gory! haven't heard it yet but i bet it's gd...

*muah*!

update for my otherwise boring life..
every thursday im sposed to get driven home by my friend
erik's car is really e ultimate its so cool its like wow!

1. e sideview mirror on e right is missing
2. e brakes just got fixed
3. there are no headlights
4. e cotton stuffing is falling out of e seats

but this part is e best
(after we've been driving for 15 mins)

erik: oh hey i just pumped e tires...
me: uh huh
erik: but there's no meter so i dont know if i pumped too much
me: so they might burst at any moment!??
erik: er yeah.

hey wow this guy!

on getting a gf:
" but i dont know any girls!"
" besides no girl will want me"

on marriage:
"but why pollute e gene pool with more ugly genes?"

bcos we're gg snowboarding on sat:
"just me and my snow!" (claps hands in glee n looks damn happy)

i know yall read wewank dont bluff.
doesnt tt kenny guy look like this guy

OMG OMG my heart is beating v fast i cannot take it.
its just different when u really feel he's e one if only u ever got to know him.
i miss him n its not like i even knew him in e 1st place.

oh why oh why are all e ______ leaving

i feel v sad n wonder what cld have been

HELLO why am i saying all this i think im delusional

i just read zit's blog...which reminded me!!!!! HAHAHHAHAHHAHA.
1) CANNOT believe zit n charissa actually took e effort to go bake cookies AND
2) took e time writing fortunes OF COS since its abt love n sex they were v possibly enjoying it a damn bloody lot
YAH OK tts abt it. hahahahahhahahahahahaha but i think its super cute la!

zit: eh eh fortune cookie! choose one: normal fortune or love/sex life
me: love/sexlife
zit: bu kui shi gabbag de ren (-_-)

after taking out:
charissa: eh dont bite too hard got paper inside
me: really ah ( i thought they were fooling w me)
thinking inside my head (after biting): WA really leh!

KAMASUTRA IS THE WAY TO ENLIGHTENMENT

hahahaha its still damn damn cute man!!!!


ok ANW update! 2nd day of sch! spent e whole lesson introducing ourselves -_- fine by me until it reached my turn. i wanted to say a lot of things but then when my turn actually came i clammed up WOW. hahahha
me: er my name is gloria. im from spore *pauses for response but there is no response* i came straight from high sch over there n its my 2nd yr here. im gonna do either medicine or business.
teacher: hmm theyre actually q different
me: ya i know actually i dont really know what i want to do
WA E MOST ULTIMATE BORING INTRO EVER.

ya tts abt it only taking 1 course this semester--> english 1a! cos winter intersession only lasts 6 wks and then its on to spring which is 18 wks. il be taking more in spring la: eng 1B, econs, theatre arts, acctg & stats. UGH business stuff all e way. at lst it will help me decide if i really do want to do business or not!

"sometimes it seems like we're all living in some sort of prison, and the crime is how much we all hate ourselves. it's good to get really dressed up once in a while and admit the truth. that when you really look closely, people are so strange and so complicated that they're actually beautiful."

becos i dint finish my entry

okay hullo! ANYWAY YAH AS I WAS SAYING. PLS SET ME UP WITH A BLIND DATE. but the people are limited. they must be 1)twenty and above 2)musically talented 3)be 1.8 and above and 4)be sporty

alternatively i wouldn't mind hooking up with angelina jolie, rachel mcadams or jaychou.

okie! that's all. there are some j2 girls who are real wh-res. and some j2 guys who are plain di-kless and like shit brained.


okay end of bimbotic and bitchy entry.


everyone haf a great year!

its ok la zit. nina n pek nvr got back to me at all. and ching just kept saying whos this? whos this? haha...AIYO back safe n sound. nth v eventful as yet though. ok this is a v useless entry why am i even starting it. im in e sch lab. class ended 2 hrs early today haha been reading blogs n checking txtbk prices. walau what wld students do without amazon man. ok im v sorry but i must complain. stupid publishers change edition every yr. and what this means is actually they just add a word or 2 then say hey look! new edition! or like switch page no.s then we all have to go buy e new edition which costs 245689 times more than e old one which automatically drops in price bcos its "obsolete" . but i dont care i still buy e older editions.
according to e clock still abt 1hr 20 mins left until my fren comes to pick me up.
anw yall rmbr desmond e crasher? hes really v nice. LING can u stop being a coward. she refuses to go talk to him which i admit wld be q weird cos hes in army now so e only way wld be to sms except she nvr said hi so he wldn know who she is! aiya he wont mind la! where r ur guts u jellyfish.
AHHH e library bell just rang " e library is closing in 15 mins" 10 mins later there will be one tt says "e library is closing in 5 mins" haha
anw im in a v gd mood now. hope yall are too. everyone take care take care and zit stop slping so much

gloria baby sorry i wasnt really awake just now anyway take care of yourself SLEEP MORE come back soon and visit us : )

the beginning of a new year

helo helo i am really pressed for time cos right im leaving for e airport in 1 hr 15 mins and i havent packed finished yet! congrats ling for being e first one to post in 2006. and to myself for being e 2nd.
i think this was on e whole a gd start to e new yr for me, obviously cos there was more certainty on ah lau's side, and also bcos i got to spend it with u guys n crash orientation n whatnot.
to summarise me n ah lau for those dying to know: everything is okay. we are gg to take things as they come. to put it in his words: its not a matter of being official or not. YES. and i have no idea when it started getting so complicated. i think its ah lau's fault.
and kenny if ur reading this: thanks for waving to me all e times u saw me in rj. haha i felt v er welcomed
ok can i give my rousing speech now:
LET US MAKE NEW YR RESOLUTIONS!

haha

omg. i find gloria's email thread very funny. and it's dying. okay it's just been resurrected with three words or something.


okay anywae yeah hahah why is this blog becoming stagnant. YEAH. ANYWAEY THERE IS NOTHING HAPPENING IN MY ILFE RIGHT NOW AND MY BIRTHDAY IS COMING CAN YALL PLEASE SET ME UP ON A BLIND DATE I'M DESPERATE.

okay i shall continue this entry later cos i'm on the phone with bridget BYE.