update for my otherwise boring life..
every thursday im sposed to get driven home by my friend
erik's car is really e ultimate its so cool its like wow!

1. e sideview mirror on e right is missing
2. e brakes just got fixed
3. there are no headlights
4. e cotton stuffing is falling out of e seats

but this part is e best
(after we've been driving for 15 mins)

erik: oh hey i just pumped e tires...
me: uh huh
erik: but there's no meter so i dont know if i pumped too much
me: so they might burst at any moment!??
erik: er yeah.

hey wow this guy!

on getting a gf:
" but i dont know any girls!"
" besides no girl will want me"

on marriage:
"but why pollute e gene pool with more ugly genes?"

bcos we're gg snowboarding on sat:
"just me and my snow!" (claps hands in glee n looks damn happy)