bro sent this. stupid but haha funny. as in hurhur funny. okay nvm.


Walking through Chinatown, a tourist is fascinated with all the Chinese
restaurants, shops, signs and banners. He turns a corner and sees a
building with the sign, "Hans Olaffsen's Laundry."

"Hans Olaffsen?", he muses. "How in hell does that fit in here?"

So he walks into the shop and sees an old Chinese gentleman behind the
counter. The tourist asks, "How did this place get a name like 'Hans
Olaffsen's Laundry?'"

The old man answers, "Is name of owner."

The tourist asks, "Well, who and where is the owner?"

"Me...is right here," replies the old man.

"You? How did you ever get a name like Hans Olaffsen?"

"Is simple," says the old man. "Many, many year ago when come to this
country, was stand in line at Documentation Center. Man in front was big
blonde Swede. Lady look him and go, 'What your name?' He say,'Hans
Olaffsen.' Then she look at me and go, 'What your name?'"

"I say Sem Ting."