pictures from mraz part 2

ah hahaha sorry max that day computer died on me after i posted one photo-_- anyway okay here goes! in no particular order



swooooooon






he wrote the words himself fyi WERIDO




for M





all of us!



for zit



opening act





backview of a cute guy in a beanie who caught us staring at him very obviously

theres more but im tired of putting up photos how does lam3r stand putting up so many photos!

haha omg gloria i miss u everytime i read ur posts. always tink of the stupid times in orchard and that time i spat green tea at you wahaha okay anw the video is rlly super funny ling. michkoo told me abt it den i just laughed like mad alr den iw atch the vid and i'm like omgwtfisthis. anw we must all join michkoo's army k. hahaha.

eh i'm feeling qte sad for myself i realise i talk to myself a lot these days. but it's not on purpose leh. it's like i'm sitting next to rlly boring ppl with bad hearing den i'll make some comment dat is rlly qte funny lor RLLY LOR IT'S QTE FUNNY WAN den dey will turn to me and say HUH WAT U SAY? wah den repeat joke alr not funny la. everytime i say funny things ppl dun hear la wth man... i tink they're doin it on purpose.

den when i say rlly stupid things ppl always hear. that day i was walking to j8 with zain n it was qte dark la den there was this small jack russell abt the size of a cat. den i rlly rlly thot it was a cat den when it got nearer i saw it's face and it had a dog's face! OMG I WAS SO SHOCKED CAN. coz i was expecting a cat and i alr psyched myself to go 'oooh so cute it's a cat' den wah piangs it's a dog la. so i was very shocked so i shouted very loudly 'OMG IT'S A DOG IT HAS A FACE'

den at the playground outside s11 there was this little girl wearing a hairband with like fake goofy ears which are really very super weird so i said to zain 'omg look that girl... she has ears.' which is rlly understandable la i mean, who the fuck lets their kid wear a hairband with huge black appendages attached to the sides... it's just damn screwed up and weird and gross la.

i'm super misunderstood and unheard la. i feel my loserness creeping back up on me. omg. i haven't fainted yet this yr tho! YESSS!!

hahah how come i feel so grown up reading your post gloria

maybe cos you talked about driving

and it feels very grown up

because only grown ups drive

EH I AM SAYING FEI HUA LEH

i have no humour today and tomorrow and for the rest of my life la

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I NEED TO DIG MY NOSE AND SMEAR IT ONTO SOMEBODY'S FACE AND THEN RUN AWAY VERY VERY VERY FAST

hahah how come i feel so grown up reading your post gloria

maybe cos you talked about driving

and it feels very grown up

because only grown ups drive

EH I AM SAYING FEI HUA LEH

i have no humour today and tomorrow and for the rest of my life la

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I NEED TO DIG MY NOSE AND SMEAR IT ONTO SOMEBODY'S FACE AND THEN RUN AWAY VERY VERY VERY FAST

hahah how come i feel so grown up reading your post gloria

maybe cos you talked about driving

and it feels very grown up

because only grown ups drive

EH I AM SAYING FEI HUA LEH

i have no humour today and tomorrow and for the rest of my life la

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I NEED TO DIG MY NOSE AND SMEAR IT ONTO SOMEBODY'S FACE AND THEN RUN AWAY VERY VERY VERY FAST

xbox 360

this ad damn cool! but it was banned ): but so fun rite.

hahhahah gloria why is ur dad's car in the us if he's in singapore ok newae hahah nothing can be worse than my dad's car last time where you could see the when yu sat at the passenger's seat. by that i mean the road under ur legs. den the door couldn't close properly pple constatly honked us to tell us to close it. den it would swing open when my dad turned right so i had to grab on to it at all times with a towel.

i sense my blog-dominating days are back

HELLO again!!! hahaha
i am still laughing over what my dad just told me
if i have no friends after this it is his fault
eh but it will be q funny right
i will be the female version of Archie

AHHHHHH NOOOOOOOO
i want to laugh and cry at the same time -_-
i called my dad to ask what car he was going to get me
then he said drive the old Honda for 3 months then i get you a new one
OMG do you know what the old Honda looks like
its not called the old Honda for nothing
basically it is the very old spare car which we use to transport goods to the office
goods leh goods not humans like me
omg im going to park in the most ulu corner in the parking lot
and refuse to let anyone see my car
and come earlier and leave later than everyone else
HAHA omg i will have no reputation leh

hahaha omg i hate my brother.
i called back tonight to ask for my mom right
then only he was at home
then he was like watsup! then i said nothing la just calling
then there was a pause and i thought he was gg to say how are you
but then he said dont bluff la what do you want
hahah TMD he sees right through me
then i said no la just calling
then he said yeah right you want something from mummy and papi right
then i said NO LA
then he said mummy will be back in half an hr
then i said ok i will call back then
then we hung up
ok no actually we talked abit about toner
then he complained abt how his face turns red when he uses it
but anw i find just now v amusing

pictures from mraz

hellohello its 1 hour to physics ct but ive been listening to mraz all morning and i finally understand why ling was so emotional

so! heck physics if i get F and get expelled from rj i'll go USA find gloria and kayah with her to hunt down jason mraz and get him pregnant

hahahah are u mad.
the most i can kayak is only 78 hrs.
i dont think jason mraz goes surfing right.
i think its a 2hr drive
anw i dont even like him
but then i havent seen him in concert
aiya see la u made me sign in to write this useless blog post
hahaha

AHHH

eh gloria yu can visit jasonmraz!!! he lives in San Diego there one or something like based in LA yu can always kayak down about 79 hours den take a photo and kayak back. or hope he surfs and ends up near your shores. IT'S VERY NEAR RIGHT.

hello everyone.
i got baptised.
big deal big deal. not like i didnt believe in God before..i just never went through the formalities
haha
anw it was a v v v v amusing night
i will not tell e whole story suffice to say i got stuck in a bathtub
and i was wearing a bright yellow swimming cap and dark blue pajamas with embroidery
and i thought the guy was trying to drown me HAHA
aiya but it was v qiao bcos i realised e day was exactly 2 mths before my bday i.e. 18th march
which i insist is very significant ok leeying shuttup
i nvr plan leh i nvr plan leh
aiya ok basically there was this meeting at some person's house which only my auntie and the 2 kids were going to
so my auntie's friend came to pick her up and e only reason i went outside was to put the baby car seats in the back whoa
then my auntie's friend said: hey come with us!
then i said: ok lorh
then when i arrived there some woman said: i heard u want to get baptised
then i said: yah
then the same friend of my auntie's said: do u want to get baptised today?
then i said: ok lorh
whoa do u see a trend
anw just to clarify ah all i have to do is immerse myself in water
and then the ppl start praying and say i baptise u in the name of Jesus or smth like that
cos ling just kept asking me qns like:
did u have to walk on fire!??
v v v excitedly
and qns like: why dont u just get a container and put it over ur head -_-
and then after i had already told her alot of things that happened to me as i was sitting in the bathtub
she asked me: eh wait. so are u in the bathtub? -_-

ok i wanted to end like that but it is a v weird ending so this shall be my ending.
HOHO. ok

HAHAHAHAHA
i just realised he is called Mr. A-Z bcos his name is mraz.
and is that why his song is called wordplay
how was jason mraz concert everybaaardy?

Mr A-Z

eh everybody jason mraz tmrw!! are we doing anything before that? do yu know we can go eat at restaurants at esplanade for discounted price because we went to his concert yu will know that if yu diligently read every page of 8 days this week haha anyway i looked thru the discounts already and the only one affordable and worth money is at the garlic restaurant wow then after eating we will go to the concert with powerful garlic breath and when we sing along with mr a to z the rest of the audience will pass out-_-

but i think we wont end up eating dinner together more like tmrw at 2 pm we will have a hot discussion abt our dinner plans then at 4 pm everybody goes to sleep and wake up at 7 and meet at 8

hello jason mraz tomorrow! so exciting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

even though i only know like 2 songs it is ok because he is how handsome and after swinging hands and shouting loudly and being a crazy jason mraz fan for you and i both and wordplay, i m going to sit down and do maths with kenny's headlamp which is what you use when you go to find dinosaurs in jurrasic park

ok actually kenny wanted to do that and i found it q funny

WENDY! I WATCHED SAD TANGO ON MTV BEFORE AND I HAVE BEEN WATCHING IT EVER SINCE TO WAIT FOR IT TO COME ON AGAIN BUT IT NEVER DOES SO CAN YOU PLS SEND ME THE MTV I KNOW HE IS HOW HOTTTTTTTTT

and if you are interested pls go download mtvs from flytothesky.i dunno whats their newest song called but they look very melancholic and handsome inside.even though the story doesnt really make sense but the song very nice plus i know you are the type who just look at guys enough already HAHA

and flytothesky's chinese name is fei xing nan hai HAHAHA I REALLY HATE CHINESE MTV LEH

britney spears was bu lai ni xiao tian tian (which translates to be bulaini small sweet sweet)

i cannot remember there are alot of funny ones like blue is lan se nan hai HIYAH YOU MUST WATCH IT TO UNDERSTAND they will make the chinese words jump out together with the music because they would be translating the whole song's lyrics OMG MAN


oh btw in case no one knows, so much has happened


chingerr (: 提到...
HAHA GLORIA YOU ARE HIGHLY AMUSING

anyway why is your cousin an indian?
5:31 AM

oompaloompa 提到...
TMD. 1stly my cousin is not an indian. 2ndly i wasnt even talking abt my cousin i was talking abt his friend. HAHA. 3rdly i cannot have indian cousins is it. have u heard of inter-racial marriages.
10:29 PM

biRd 提到...
HAHAHAHAH OMG CHING'S COMMENT
3:27 AM

ling 提到...
HELLO. NO ONE READS THE COMMENTS CAN WE NOT COMMENT.
4:49 AM

moooooooooooooks 提到...
i like comments! it's so much more... organized. mmm. :) i like organization. mmm. :)wah i sound like a pervert.
7:47 AM

I'M SO EXCITED ABOUT FRIDAY BUT I HAVE TO COME HOME TO STUDY AFTER THAT OMG PLEASE I NEED A LIFE I'M GONNA GO CRAZY AFTER COMMONS!!

haha the photos are fricking funny.

the video's super sweet i miss everyone a lot now suddenly but still i tink i prefer jc life... less emotionally traumatic.

anw guys i am watching a concert with jk tmr night it's this jazz guitarist he has nobody else to watch with and he's paying so i'm going but i'm wondering if a part of me wants to go coz i miss hanging out with him which is quite scary wish me luck i hope i dun start liking that bastard again.

but dun worry i still love dreu a whole lot!

they met the other day and woah that was strange coz they're so different, and it's all the more obvious when they're like next to each other... it was quite surreal.

i miss all of you very much!! we shld totally sleepover at ling's after commons la! damn fun. i dunno why i say damn fun like i slpover before liddat but I ASSUME IT'LL BE DAMN FUN RIT RIT RIT.

ogeh goobai.

omg ling i love yu! even though i have never looked so bad before. ahhhh! tghtghtghtghtghthghjthghthgthgthfsgh! haha my typos.

char yu shld not cut ching-style fringe

ahhh cts suck we never had to study during march hols before i think feels weird0_0 nvm on thurs lets go beach yes? we haven't gone to the beach for post-exam celebration in a loooooong time. even though by the time we reach there its night and we cant see anything and we cant write names in the sand cos we will be pinched by hermit crabs and we cant go swimming cos we will be drowned by sea spirits and we cant shout pples names cos we will hear something ghostly shouting back at us

as yu can see im very superstitious.

nvm it will be time to eat. YES VERY GOOD. hahaha

and after eating like pigs we will go to lings house and sprawl on her sofa and get bitten by pinky and eat some more and roll around and watch tv until we explode

(:

oh man! e 412 video is so super cute and sweet! and nina looks so cute in there!
ahhh! how is everyone??!!
LEEYING! omg u took a pic with him! with his arms ard u somemore! lucky ass!!!
and ur photoshop skills are really getting better..berrie's head actually looks like it might belong to the body
and howard is actually q cute hahahahaha
OMG i met this super cute guy today .. he's my cousins friend
but hes 27 :( but it doesn really matter cos he doesn act his age
ahhhh!! hes v v v v cute! hahahaha and v funny
he wears specs but he still looks v good plus its e kind e more u see e better he looks
AHHHHH but today is probably e last time i will ever see him
bcos i nvr ever hang out w my older guy cousin...today was only bcos there was
no food at home so he pitied me n i tagged along for dinner
so anw let me tell u e story he told
his boss was driving then this mexican guy crashed into him
but not too serious la
then the mexican guy said
i got no social security no
i got no insurance
and this is not even my car
HAHAHAHA then i laughed v v v v loudly here
then my cousin just stared at me
bcos this was not e funny part
so his had to let the guy who is obviously an illegal immigrant go
without reporting him to e police bcos he pitied him
then he went to work v v grumpy
so e cute guy was getting coffee
then he saw his boss microwaving food
then 1st time e food wasnt hot enough
so he said "one more fucking time!"
then he jabbed e microwave button

im v sorry but i found this part extremely funny once again
and i really laughed v loudly
and then my cousin n his other friend jus looked at me again
bcos i think e whole story wasn even meant to be funny

then after he took e food out again he got v angry cos it wasn hot enough
and he shouted one more fucking time!!!
and jabbed e microwave v hard
then e microwave exploded

HAHAHAH no la it didnt but that wld really be v funny

and then e cute guy just tried to hide in a corner n stir his coffee
if u imagine e scene its really v v v v funny
SOOOO omg hes really v cute ahahha
and i think indian guys are just damn bloody funny la

412

i forgot to post this up

why!

gloria yu very busy is it! haha everyone buckkk for tests!


okay anyway. i haf been photoshopping a bit tonight. so lemme show yall how my skills improve over a 3 hour period!


this is howard and ching:





this is howard and charlotte version one:





this is charlotte and momo:





this is charlotte and howard version 3, i'm skipping v2 cos it is the same tmd just not as good lorh.





hehehe. and this is me and shinhwa guy called andy!!!






















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i am really a guaitai leh.

sec school

haha i just watched through a disc of secondary 3 and 4 stuff. basically its mostly 412.. den after that got 411 to 414 class videos. OMGGG IT'S VERYY NICE. and our clique is really funny.


cos in the 414 class vid got one scene everyone's reading a book. so they start from the start rite den they're like reading story books and cheem books and tan sin yan aka brainy was reading some encyclopedia. and den bessie was reading this garfield calendar thing. whoah biang.

and wendy yu haf lost alot alot of wt. actually sec 4 you started to slim down already your legs were like how tmd muscular. i was and is still fat haha t m d la.



so anyway i dunno how to post the videos up someone teach me the files are really v v v big like 40 mb plus each so anyway. yup and they all haf music! and the quotes at the back are really touching and very true.


and then there was one vid where mrs chan chen fen was saying 'take it from me that your secondary school days will be the best ever' and blah blah o levels blah.


and yeah she's rite my secondary school days were the best ever and i think nothing will beat that in the future.


haha yu notice we dont say 'friends forever' anymore. like we always used to do in primary school and kindergarden. and den we dun really keep the friends we make in primary school though we say that. so anyway. to kope and steal from 412 class video and rgssb


keep smiling, keep shining, knowing you can always count on me, for sure

that's what friends are for (:

hello!

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THANKS FOR CLICKING. ANYWAY. THERE ARE ALOT OF SHOWS I WANT TO WATCH which are either R21 or M18. I CAN WATCH M18 shows but i haf to watch it alone. actually i dun mind watching movies alone but there are too many to watch alone! tmd.


1) broke back mountain (R21) - thankfully alot of pple haf the dvds liao
2) munich (m18)
3) transamerica (R21) - looks very nice. lynette's acting in it! as in felicity huffman (right?) the lynette from despo housewives. bout some guy who's turning into a transvestite den discovers he has a 17 year old son. yes. she's acting as a man who wants to be a woman.



HEY THAT'S ALL!! okay anyway. we are watching jasonmraz nxt friday. plans plans?

eh !!! i thought crash was super good
honest
honest
i have the dvd

anyway

HOW IS EVERYBODY
GLORIA HOW ARE YOUUUUUUU

you have got to be kidding me.
crash won the oscar for best picture???
CRAZY AH CRAZY
and reese witherspoon won best actress
and e winning song was smth like
it's hard being a pimp -_- then these bl*ck ppl wearing almost nth came on to perform
i really want to faint