hello

hello my friends. DO NOT POST UP PROM PHOTOS WITH ME IN IT. WHY BECAUSE.

1) my complexion is very bad although not as bad as my bro's prom ones
2) my arms are fat
3) in ALL the photos i never pose properly i stand in the stomach sticking out way
4) my lipstick is too red
5) my eyeshadow is really very ugly
6) my eyelashes weren't curled properly
7) i have no bone around the neck becos im really fat
8) i have no boobs
9) my arms are really super fat
10)two other girls wore my dress (actually this has nothing to do with anything)

but i doubt yall haf because i dun rmb taking alot of photos wid yall in fact i dint take alot of photos my only memorable one was the one with gabbag's number one. actually he is not gabbag's number one because onli me and berrie and charissa think is number one.

i am going into exile for about a month because i have no money. i will emerge and pay all the debts i owe i'm sorry charlotte and berrie i owe yall 43 bucks and 20 bucks respectively and i owe my father tmd alot of money which i will repay him like 10 years later.

ok i'm a very simple person this is my wishlist for my bdae.

1) recording contract with sony so i can be jaychou's shi mei
2) endorsement with cenosis/mariefrance/london slimming centre
3) boob implants that are removable and will not impede future br--stfeeding
4) permanently hairless legs
5) turn radiantly white

yall have a month to prepare them okay. for number 5 yall can just follow me around with an umbrella.

okay wendy when you're back say you're back and gloria when you're leaving say so too let's all go long beach and eat maybe i'll treat with my bdae money if not we'll go dutch because my bdae money is usually not alot and yall should noe i never ever ever save my money that's why i'm so fat and when like 10+ pple eat will eat until a lot one unless we all order horfun and fried rice and spend $20 altogether which is very pitiful.

newae that day i say that guy in zit's photo with his girlfriend in the bus i respect because they are not like those couples who make out and touch here touch there and should get a room.