letter from gloria's bank acct

dear money:

I really desperately need u. my master needs money to eat and drink, post mail, and buy the textbook she lost. and pay her mobile phone bills. and return her cousin the money she owes her. and to pay bus fare. can u pls magically appear. i know u dont like being in me seeing as u always disappear within a few months time. if not gloria is going to hibernate at home.